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Steel Ball Run Episode 7 (EARLY ACCESS) (Patreon)

Published:
2026-10-30 11:35:49
Edited:
2026-10-30 13:23:45
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2026-10
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JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR...and his Stand?

Nah I actually can't stop freaking out about how cute the lil' guy is.

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Jordan Joestar ☆

That opening with Jesus' Crucifixion frame one had me dying at 4 in the morning, the sudden tone shift made it feel like a YTP edit! 😭 One of the most underrated villains of SBR finally hops in with an absolutely terrifying stand to boot! 🎍🪝 (I'll have much more to say about him & his stand next week!) As you can see with his introduction, he has a shit-ton of screws loose in his head. He's the closest the series gets to a full-blown SpongeBob character, with his hooks not helping the comparison! (Also, I'm really happy that they got the famous "Smiling Johnny" pic just right!) Some major reveals all around: Such as The Crucifixion of Jesus Christ being relevant to the plot, Johnny's Stand finally revealing itself <Ｍｏｖēｒｅ ｃｒūｓ 🗣🔥🦵🏻🦵🏻>, and the mysterious 23rd President of the United States has finally appeared, already ordering out filthy acts on his lovely train, but I bet he pays his subordinates at a reasonable price for those dirty deeds. 🐰 [Side note, I need to know how the whole-ass President of the U.S. met a gremlin with bamboo stalks tied around his head and hooks coming out of his mouth! It feels like another DIO and Pet shop (Horus), Forever (Strength), Manish Boy (Death 13) all over again! 💀] Lastly, I never really noticed until now, but Araki straight up loved using the "Stand Ripping Out of the Skin" debut after he did it with Made In Heaven! Kind of like he reused the "Twisting Revolver" trick with Weather and the K̶K̶K̶ [Totally Legitimate Detective], to Gyro and the Thief from the beginning of the Part! It's really sick to see the concepts reused in completely different scenarios!

fantu

yippee exciting!! tusk is so cute

ffp

HOLY REFRESH PULL Johnny: Gee, i'm a main Joestar! i wonder which stand will my author gi- Araki: PINK LABUBU 🗣️

Mordraug

This episode was pure peak, thank you GrandGuerilla and Gobble (Grand was the chief animation director). This is the first monthly Seinen episode of SBR, SBR truly starts now. Believe me, you've seen NOTHING yet. From now on, each episode will be absolutely insane. You need to get ready:D Also, shame you forgot to check the ED for this episode since, as I said, there's a special ED for this arc. Buuut no problem, it'll be there for the next episode too:) I think it will be best to check it next week for that first reaction:D And after this Arc then there will be another, even more perfect part of Chain until the end (that one I love the most due to how PERFECT it is with the timing of all the visuals with 0 edits, just the right timing, even more so than the first third version you have seen previously). Also, your analysis is as always really on point and it's why you're so goated:D

Kosaki

The only president I trust. You think he has no aura? Just you wait…

Starvvoy

THAT’S MY PRESIDENT!!!

Plataras

Chuuuumiiiiiiii~~~!

Starvvoy

MY HEART IS UTTERLY UNCLOUDED

Otaku Steph

As soon as those words left my mouth I mentally face palmed 😂😂

Otaku Steph

LMFAOOO presidents do be notorious 😭 I. AM. SAT.

Otaku Steph

Nah the SpongeBob picture sent me 😂😂😂 YUP Araki loving the body gore. The fish hook reminded me of Pesci and also the torture dance lowkey haha. Can’t wait to see what else they have cooking!!

Kosaki

I can’t wait for his napkin speech. Literally change how you look at the world.

Otaku Steph

Ooo thanks for the context mord!! I’ll try and remember to check the ED out next week 🤝🤝 Maaaann I can’t wait for next week YAHOOO

Mordraug

You're welcome:) Nice! I'll remind you next week too:) (and then with the Chain edit I plan for Ep. 9 onwards)

Squidlord

Americans wish they had Mr President for president.

Laoga

Even though I've read the manga years ago and I know the story that cliffhanger still kinda pissed me off LOL. Absolutely diabolical work, I feel for you anime only watchers 😭.

Humza2205

His stand is saying Movere crus which means means “move your leg” (the more exact translation is “to move the leg” but both are fine)

Pizza_Mozzarella

We finally get to see and hear Chumimiiiiin! Also, Movere Crus is latin and means "move legs"

Mordraug

Haha, awesome way to say it, I will be borrowing this:D

Mordraug

I just realised that the Coffee of Lucy disappearing suddenly after it was knocked away and it being so long in the air and falling empty was because of the wired Stand as an awesome foreshadow to the ability and also it implies he drank all the coffee and why it didn't hit the president or pour all over the place. Great detail. Maybe that's why he acts all tweaked up. He drank all the coffee:D But the wired guy is indeed like that normally, let's just say the coffee boosted it:D

gagarin

So I believe this episode is the start of adapting the monthly chapters, which is when Steel Ball Run gets really really really good. This first arc definitely isn't one of my favorits, but it's setting up a lot of really important things and is fully kicking off this part of the plot. Also pink ghost elephant baby has an even weirder voice than I expected. Also the president will have some aura at some point. All I can say is he's certainly very... presidential. Also he's a very interesting figure politically when you consider the context of the manga. Steel Ball Run started in 2004, so basically at the height of the Global War on Terror. So all the 'my men perform operations, not murders' stuff and some other future lines and aspects of his character relate a lot to the perception of the United States at the time and even previously. Also they've revealed his name already in all the marketing, but I won't spoil it. His name is also a very interesting reference to certain aspects of his character. And all the men in his room who are inexplicably styled exactly like him just aura farming is so funny.

Lars

THERE IT ISSS, peak is starting for real this time

Lars

If i remember correctly, the manga around this point had steven steel much more characterised as a pookie who just wanted to hold a race. the characterisation of Lucy (not in this episode) was also a bit different, but hey

SophIsDumb

He’s soooooooo cuuuteee

Brie&Apples

With this episode we can now confirm... CHRISTIANITY IS A JOJO'S REFERENCE. Also Tusk is fucking adorable and I want a plushie of it.

Logan Houseman

Go ahead and look up Tusk by Fleetwood Mac. That song is a banger!

Smart Kaboose

WHY COULD LUCY SEE THE SHADOW ON THE ROOF? Can regular people see stands in this universe? First gyro now Lucy? Hmmmm

Smart Kaboose

15:25 Omg jesus has such cunty nails 💅

Smart Kaboose

I CANT BELIEVE WE ONLY SEE THE STAND AT THE END FOR LIKE ONE SECOND AHHHHHH

Mathieu Aubre

''Movere crus'' means (ish) ''move your legs'' in latin