Patreon Apple App Notice (Patreon)

Hey y'all,

Beginning November 2024, people using the Apple iOS version of the Patreon app to sign up for people's pages will be subject to a 30% surcharge (per payment!), forced by Apple. Apple is also singlehandedly fucking up Patreon's payment systems, causing much dismay.

Please, if possible, DO NOT use the Apple app of Patreon to sign up for my Patreon page (or anyone else's!). Instead, simply use your browser to sign up directly via the Patreon website. This will save me (and you) a huge pain in the ass as well as a decent amount of money.

Current subscribers' payments will not be affected. This change will only affect new Patrons who sign up using the Apple Patreon app.

Cheers!