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"Most Wanted" #3 - Submit your ideas! (Patreon)

Published:
2020-02-27 02:54:02
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2021-12-18 16:52:28
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In the last round of "Most Wanted" we asked you to vote on ideas for opponents for Pablo Escobar to face in a future battle. On the Patreon and YouTube polls the most popular suggestion was Willy Wonka with over 40% of the vote. We have been discussing the match-up a lot this past week. Its a great idea. Two big characters. Lots of fun potential. Its now officially on the table with a whole bunch of other ideas. One day it might happen.

But, we now want to ask you all for ideas for another character we are interested in possibly putting into a battle - John F Kennedy - who probably needs little introduction. He's been someone we have been interested in for years, but we've never quite found a match-up for him that we truly love.

So... that's where we need your help! We want your suggestions for opponents for JFK. 

You can post your ideas for opponents in the comments below, or post & discuss them in the '#matchup-ideas' channel on the Discord or email them to erbpatreon@gmail.com

On Monday 2nd March we will create a poll on Patreon and YouTube featuring five of our favourite suggestions. Look forward to reading all your ideas.

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Mr.BMB

King Tut

sparky ball

Obvious answer: lee Harvey Oswald Another answer: Lyndon b Johnson?

Michael Rose

Either Franz Ferdinand or Fidel Castro.

Colton Rice

Another world leader I’d go Nelson Mandela

Fish

JFK vs. Ted Bundy (handsome, had flings with women)

Scroggy Doggy

I feel like John F. Kennedy And Lyndon Johnson Would Be A Good Battle

Strangelover

Just kinda odd balling here, but I'd love to see him either against Barack Obama or on a more nonsensical yet fun note, David Bowie.

Misty Eliot

JFK (truly popular, family wealth) vs Donald Trump (not so much)

Joseph Fortwengler

JFK vs Queen Elizabeth the first (aka the virgin queen)

David

Abe Lincoln (google all of the things they have in common, it’s crazy)

David

Bill Clinton (wanted to be modern JFK)

Ilan Woll

Well, to be obvious, Nixon

Eli Veljkov

Roland the Gunslinger from the Dark Tower. :P (fans will know) Archduke Franz Ferdinand? Both famously assassinated. Franz's death started WW1, JFK stopped WW3.

Ryan Skeet

John F. Kennedy vs Harold Holt

Zontafer

Maybe it would be good to go totally random like Ben Franklin and Billy May's. So maybe JFK vs. Leonardo DiCaprio or something else random

OmgWtfLolFtwBrb (edited)

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2026-10-18 20:00 Too bad we've done Lincoln to death, because him & JFK have a lot of similarities!
2020-02-27 03:14

Jay Godwin

JFK vs J. Gatsby - JFK’s dad made his fortune as a prohibition bootlegger

Michael Rhindress

JFK vs Pope Francis, or any pope at that. Catholic political heads for sure

Jay Godwin

JFK vs Jimmy Hoffa, Kennedy family vs King Arthur/knights of round table, JFK vs Dick Cheney (both had run ins with, uh, gunshots to the head)

Remy Dandy

OR JFK vs Richard Nixon. 1960 Presidential Election rematch

Michael Rhindress

I won’t go down without getting some kicks in / Taste my foot you crook, right in the Dick Nixon

Ron Jantz

JFK vs TE Lawrence (Lawrence of Arabia)

Last Rookie

Only two unmentioned options come to mind for me. JFK vs. King Arthur. I only say this due to Camelot, rulers, and both being killed by traitors. It's been mentioned before, and it's flimsy, but KA is a crowd puller considering his lack of mentions these days. JFK vs. Robert FK (JFK's brother). First battle of the blood I can remember, and both died on the campaign trail to the Presidency (though one died as President and another died being the lead for president).

David

JFK vs King Tut (both were young leaders)

M.F. Cortez

JFK VS KKK or JFK VS KFC

M.F. Cortez

That would remind me of the cartoon Clone High. I’d say bring Abe back, or have a presidential rap battle.

Last Rookie

I've seen it pop up, I think once even in a #MTB poll, but it's flimsy. Of course, flimsy isn't bad as long as there's a little relation. I mean we have Hannibal Lector vs. Jack The Ripper, where the only relation is they're famous murderers (and one is fictional).

Ilan Woll

JFK v King Arthur (the battle of Camelot)

Last Rookie

I kinda wanna see FDR in a battle where he walks up to a podium held by his son to start the battle, and leaves by flipping of his opponent as he gets in his wheel chair to leave.

Fishbulb

JFK vs Marie Antoinette ... both famously known for their lavish lifestyle while ruling, and both killed by discontent subjects (although in different ways obviously)

Minseok Kim

I'll be pining for jfk vs king Arthur. That's a match up I'd like to see the most

Girish Menon

I liked JFK v Mandela I'd also like to suggest JFK vs Harvey Dent or JFK vs Tupac (celebrity appearance by the Notorious BIG)

Phoenician

ERB should always bring back Lincoln and Eagle whenever its feasible!!

Jeff May

I guess Nixon would work, especially since they ran against each other in 1960...

Shawn Flowers

I think JFK vs FDR is a perfect blend of two great presidents that work very well against each other. As both had different ideals when it came to dealing with how they handle the wars they had to deal with. JFK had to learn how to not cause world war 3 in the cold war . And FDR had to solve the great depression and WW2. So I think it would be a pretty interesting matchup.

J-Star

JFK v daenerys targaryen

Mitch McIntyre

JFK vs. Obama. They argue about who is a better public speaker. JFK being handsome & smiley; Obama on being calm & articulate. Obama jabs at JFK for only winning because of his military history & Teddy Roosevelt (or another decorated president) defends him. Then Marilyn Monroe enters and talks trash about JFK and his pursuits to have relations with her. Maybe at the end Vladimir Putin enters and talks about the Cold War and how Russia has a ton of nukes.

David Zhu

I think JFK would be one of those multiple rapper battles. Like a President Day special or something. Maybe the president rappers are known for a war (Cold, Civil, WWs, etc) and how each thinks war should be handled.

Jad Seif

JFK vs Charles de Gaulle : There are connections and differences. The connections: - They had the project to create something new : New Frontier for Kennedy, 5th Republic for De Gaulle; - Their reign ended prematurely; - They both had an important role in the cold war; - They both wanted their State to be powerful. And the differences: - Kennedy's project was more progressive, De Gaulle's project more traditionalist; - Kennedy was young, De Gaulle was old and had the youth against him (May 68); - Kennedy had good relations with artists, De Gaulle wanted to control newspapers and there was an important censorship.

Callum Stott

Charles de Gaulle ^^^^ definitely

OmgWtfLolFtwBrb

Here's an idea, I know they've done a lot of Marvel characters lately, but what about JFK vs. Tony Stark?

MC Fawful

JFK vs Jefferson David

kinky28

JFK vs alcibiades (Most notorious sex fiend in history )

Kevin Gasca

John F Kennedy vs John D Rockefeller

Kevin Gasca

Or potentially John F Kennedy vs Salvador Allende

Crushbot (security*)

John F Kennedy vs King Arthur Pendragon; they both ruled Camelot.

Shawn Ravenfire

The first name that popped into my head was Nikita Khrushchev.

Shawn Ravenfire

Looking at the above suggestions, yeah, I mostly agree with King Arthur. (Or King Tut, or Richard Nixon.)

MaviKartal2003

Mehmet the Conquerer vs William the Conquerer

MaviKartal2003

Malcolm X vs Proffesor X and Magneto (Similiar to Hulk Hogan and Macho Man or Bill Nye and Neil DeGrasse Tyson)

Leo M. R.

Ooh, an off-the-wall but still sensible suggestion. I like it!

Epic Blackness

Sibling Battle: JFK vs RFK or JFK & RFK (The Kennedys) vs Bobby Seale & Huey Newton (The Black Panthers) Another cross-over with Key and Peele if possible?

Laxxius

JFK, widely renowned for being a great president. He led the US through the cold war and navigated around difficult situations. But also apparently a lot of his decisions were... misguided. Idk what but he does some roastable attributes apparently. So someone somewhat tangentially related to that who is also interesting. I'm gonna go way out on a limb and say Pythagoras. I mean he is widely regarded in his field (I'm sure most people have heard of the Pythagorean Theorem). However he apparently was kind of a shitty person. He had a bunch of other people working under him and Pythagoras likely stole credit from some of them. So I guess mostly good politician guy versus mostly good math guy. Also a mathematician has never been in an ERB so that's cool.

Laxxius

Right the whole calculus thing. I always forget that he's not just a physicist.

Erik Bell

Ooooh, JFK. I've been pondering him for a while. I'd vote for Steve McQueen, the "King of Cool" who also served in the military in his youth. Enlisted in the marines, was demoted to "private" seven times for his rebelliousness, Saved five marines from a tank about to crash through the ice, and was on the honor guard of the presidential yacht for Harry Truman. Multiple wives, multiple miscarriages with said wives and girlfriends, and was one of the most badass action stars to the point Bruce Lee publicly said he wanted "everything Steve McQueen had," but they were still good friends.

DannyDorito

JFK vs. RBG (Ruth Bader Ginsberg) This one writes itself. JFK was a notorious womanizer in politics, and RBG has been standing up for women's rights for over 75 years. Both iconic figures in American politics, and both have the three initial name drop. This needs to happen.