Home Creators Posts Import Register Favorites Logout

Content

Well hello there! We've missed you. For this first round of MTB in 2021 we're gonna split up the feedback between myself and Lloyd. Hope that works for you. :) Now that we’ve gotten some basic pleasantries out of the way, let’s get down to brass tacks. “Brass tacks” is an American idiom that was first used in 1863, a period of history I am currently obsessed with - Nice Peter

Florence Nightingale vs Alexander Fleming [submitted by Leo M.R.]

Well, I already love this session, as I do and have always loved Florence Nightingale as a potential ERB appearance. But I think I am thinking of the wrong Fleming, can’t stop thinking about Ian and I imagine they are very different….oh… the antibiotics guy… okay nice, the battle of who saved more wounded soldiers more compassionately. This can work. Could we add an appearance from my old bass player Pauly Doerr? He was very fond of taking care of unfinished beers the morning after a party, he called them wounded soldiers.

Princess Peach vs Princess Diana [submitted by Dante Walton]

Lol. Yes! But definitely no. But yes!! There’s a lot of great jokes to unpack in a matchup like this one. This is the kind of battle that would be very fun in an improvised live concert setting. I just don’t know if it would translate to video. Let's see how it does on the poll. If you ever catch an ERB concert in the future, shout this one out, I love it.

John Henry vs Jeff Bezos [submitted by Alvin Franco]

Who the heck is John Henry, and why is he better than Henry Ford or Lex Luthor? Oh right, the legendary black man of yore. It’s a stretch, and not the good kind. It’s not a gentle yoga stretch, it’s a sweatshirt pulled over a long sleeve shirt and the cuffs get pulled up too tight over your elbows stretch. Uncomfortable. This is not one for me.

Homer Simpson vs Spongebob Squarepants [submitted by MC Fawful]

Could be great, should be great. Lots of jokes and legions of fans. Characters people love. Honestly I’m intimidated by the research, I’d have to watch a lot of damn cartoons. I like it, it does feel better than the Homer vs Peter Griffin pairing in many ways. So, if we did Homer maybe this is the match-up for him. 

I'm now gonna pass the baton to EpicLloyd to offer his thoughts on some match-ups...

Martin Luther vs Isaac Asimov [submitted by Pihassassa]

I’m not a fan. Both of these people are wicked deep cuts; so I just wouldn’t expect the video to be very popular. I just can't see it. Both of these would need to be paired with better known opponents. It’s not very exciting on the page either. Some people might be asleep after reading the title. I prefer using Martin Luther as a joke in the Gandhi episode which we already did, so sorry but I’m a thumbs down on this one.

Ayn Rand vs Ben Shapiro [submitted by Mortal]

The only reason I would do this matchup is if I could get Ray William Johnson to play Ben Shapiro. I think both of these people are not the best human beings in the world but that’s never really excluded other folks from being in battles. I would just have a hard time falling in love with their perspectives and then writing raps from their perspectives that I felt were awesome. But, Ray as Shapiro might get me excited for it.

Edward Snowden vs Neo [submitted by AlexKnight002]

Edward Snowden is interesting. He’s well known and has taken actions which merit him being in a battle. Not sure Neo is the matchup for him, although I do like the Matrix movies and he’s obviously a very popular character. The visuals could be cool for sure. The first time I saw the Matrix my mind was blown and I could envisage us making a it look great so this might not be a bad idea. It's one for the maybe pile.

--------

Monk's Hot Takes - our manager HeadMonk offers a few second opinions...

So, Homer vs SpongeBob is gonna crush the poll right? Even if live action Homer has the potential to be a total train wreck unless we nail it completely. Doing it animated is possible but we'd have to make our own animated takes on the characters to avoid copyright issues and that might just look rather odd. But I'd still be happy exploring the match-up. 

Nightingale vs Fleming or any medical based match-up has the benefit of curing insomnia so it's certainly got that going for it. But, Florence is certainly worthy. No argument there. I just really can't get past the fact I don't personally get excited about seeing her and her damn lamp. Gimme Dr Frankenstein (portrayed by Zach or Wierd Al) and I'm up for any medical/science opponent. But otherwise I have an allergic reaction to medical battles. Maybe Pete can change my mind.

Snowden vs Neo is solid. New matrix movie coming out. Keanu on the rise with John Wick. Neo could work well in ERB. Snowden brings some real life intrigue. I like it. It doesn't feel a top tier style of battle that screams 'we must do this', but it could be fun. I dig it.

--------

So that was the first round of MTB in 2021. Nice job! Now we need more match-ups!!

As it is the start of a new year and we've been doing this process for a long time, I am gonna hit the reset button and consider match-ups that have already received feedback previously in 2019/20. 

If you're not aware - Pete and Lloyd change their mind A LOT. Like day to day. Week to week. So something they liked / disliked 12+ months ago they may feel very different about now. So, everything is back on the table. Old and new.

The theme for the new round is 'Costume Frenzy'!

We are looking for match-ups that feature one or both characters who have costumes or accessories that you think would look super special in an ERB video. For instance Pennywise's clown outfit or Catherine The Great's humongous dress etc etc. 

You can always ignore the theme completely if you prefer. But, when selecting the match-ups for feedback we will select 2 or more suggestions that match the theme.

Same rules apply. Seven match-ups in total will be selected. Three suggestions per person. You can post them in the comments below, email them to erbpatreon@gmail.com or post them on the Discord server in the dedicated '#make-this-battle' channel.

Deadline for submissions is... 5pm PT on Wednesday 27th January.

Files

Comments

Kristin Brookhart

Queen Elizabeth vs Grace O’Malley (Irish pirate queen)

Alvin Franco

OOF! Not much love for John Henry eh? (Though I appreciate the image chosen for this post!) Yeah he’s black, but pairing him against Bezos wasn’t about race. ....Though he did RACE a Steamdrill... 🤔 ANYWAY, he’s a hero who died to prevent working men from being replaced by machines. It’s a perfect ideological match-up against the leader of Online shopping and drone deliveries, becoming a trillionaire by shutting down all the physical stores and costing millions their jobs. Disney Cartoons, Johnny Cash songs, Smothers Brothers performances... the legend of John Henry has been remembered more for the myth than the history, but he WAS a real man, and the Historical story is SO much juicier than the mainstream shows. He was a prisoner exploited for cheap labor through those prisoner employment arrangements, still happening today. Barely made money, but still had to worry about being replaced. Jeff Bezos is not above milking cheap labor from his exploited working class employees who can’t even afford living wage working for the richest man in the world. And, bringing it back to race... it was shortly after slavery ended. So lots of black people were immediately back to being slaves for doing crimes as benign and contrived as “having a pleasant demeanor” which is total bullshit. But those were the laws of sore Civil War losers. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Unintentional, but it’s even more suited to the “2021” theme, what with BLM concerns. Just thought I’d put that out there! Something to consider while voting! 👍 At the very least, Bezos vs Lex Luthor is like... they’re the same person! 😝 And Henry Ford? What are they gonna do? Give eachother kudos for making good business moves the entire battle? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mr.BMB

For great costumes and preformance I wanna see the grinch Idk what would be a good match up

Lemon

Frida Kahlo vs Bettie Page David Bowie vs Elton John Aladdin vs Faust

Shawn Ravenfire

The obvious choice would be the Cat in the Hat, but they already did that one in season one.

Shawn Ravenfire

Great costumes: Phantom of the Opera vs The Phantom (from Kings Comics). Great opportunity to make comparisons between PotO's use of stage magic and Phantom's association with Mandrake... or PotO being a musician and Phantom playing "second fiddle" to flash Gordon.

Shawn Ravenfire

Couldn't you just picture Lloyd standing in front of the giant 48-star flag?

Shawn Ravenfire

Great colorful costume battle: RWBY vs Power Rangers.

Jason Ulloa

Miles Davis vs Ozzy Osbourne. Both are musicians that had the nickname "The Prince of Darkness" ....and they both abused drugs.

Charles Lee

The Flash vs Quicksilver Elsa vs Daenerys (A Rap Of Ice And Fire) Howard Stern vs J. Jonah Jameson Vegeta vs Kratos

Red Claw

Number 5 (Short Circuit) vs No. 5 (Umbrella Academy) Addams Family vs Brady Bunch Iron Giant vs Ironman

Mason Rose

Vincent Van Gogh vs Andy Warhol

Leo M. R.

If anything, John Henry vs. Henry Ford sounds like it would work even better because it has that added 'name similarity' that ERB likes to do so much! Plus, wasn't Ford a Nazi sympathizer, or something like that? Even more of a thematic match if you wanna play up the race aspect lol, plus it makes it more suitable to the 2021 theme because... you know... neo-Nazis. *sigh*

Leo M. R.

Say no more, I'm in for this one!

Alvin Franco

Yo! That’s a good idea too! Not to mention cars straight up led to the obsolescence of Rail Roads soooo... nice call! 😆

Alvin Franco

Holy shit. Dude who got no respect til the day he died, vs Dude who was praised so often, he could sell pictures of canned soup as high art. I love this!

Leo M. R.

Ayy, I'm glad to see Peter likes my suggestion of Nightingale vs. Fleming! At least SOMEONE gets it, Monk! ;) Costume frenzy, eh? Instead of clothing, here's a wild idea that will drive your costume/makeup/effects team bonkers: Dr. Frankenstein and his Monster vs. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

Charles Lee

The Grinch vs Hans Gruber (both committed a major theft during Christmas; both are major characters in Christmas classics)

Lynne Olson

Ripley vs. Beatrix Kiddo

Leo M. R.

Y'all are gonna need to bring in a Disney rep at some point or other, but instead of one of the princesses, how about Maleficent, Mistress of All Evil, vs. Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons?

Alvin Franco

Betty White vs Queen Elizabeth II Battle of the immortals! At least according to the memes 😜 (I don’t think that particular detail needs to be the focus of the battle, it’s just a fun entry point for 2 highly worthy modern contestants.) Betty White is a queen in her own right, and Queen Elizabeth has a pretty awesome wardrobe... from the regal attire, to her casual outfits of colorful hats and suits.

James A. Whitney

Padme Amidala vs. Eleanor Roosevelt (Padme for the costume theme, Naboo queen outfits are Star Wars at some of its most ridiculous) Samus Aran vs. Ellen Ripley (Samus' Power Suit would be a hell of a costume)

Leo M. R.

Samus vs. Ripley would be so badass.

Erik Bell

Matt Murdock ("The Man Without Fear") vs. Franklin Roosevelt ("All We Have To Fear Is Fear Itself") Elphaba/Wicked Witch ("Wizard of Oz"/"Wicked") vs. Baba Yaga Dread Pirate Roberts ("Princess Bride") vs. Captain Jack Sparrow ("Pirates of the Carribean")

Dante Walton

Bernie Sanders vs Colonel Sanders El Santo vs Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson The Bride (Kill Bill) vs Sarah Conner

Charles Lee

Those are good ideas, especially the Sparrow battle.

Shawn Ravenfire

They could do an all-witch battle, like they did with the all-movie-directors, with Nancy Downs, Regina Mills, Sabrina Spellman, Samantha Stephens, etc.

AlexKnight002

Charlemagne vs Suleiman the Magnificent It would look so cool to see their intricate outfits replicated!