"Peter Raps Your Lyric Submissions" Video (Patreon)

Last night Peter sat down, put on a random beat and started looking through the lyric submissions from patrons in the current writing room for Vincent Van Gogh vs Andy Warhol.

He has filmed himself rapping a bunch of them. Apologies if the image filter on the video is a bit too much. Pete was trying to embrace Warhol's pop art vision. :) Here is a run down of the lyrics featured in this video in case you can't quite understand any...

“Trade blows with Van Gogh? Man, don’t even start. Your work’s cheap and corny. Call it Jiffy Pop Art.” - Cheske

"I'm a poignant pointillist, you paint with ointment and piss, Too bad you're afraid of hospitals, you'll need one after this" - Samwise

"You're an irrelevant, celibate, unintelligent pessimist, And your rhetoric ended with you, shot by a feminist" - BTTF

"You pumped identical prints out of your miserable Factory, You call that art? I call that Xerox machine mastery" - BTTF

"I come packing Dutch thunder, bringing wonder when I come around, You're just another trend-jumper, and now you slumber Underground" - BTTF

"Centuries past and my work is still hung in Amsterdam, You're 15 minutes is up! Your style has gone to Instagram!" - Dragonsblood23

"Warhol, your work makes for a bore wall, I'd rather put a fancy dress in the gallery hall!" - ThoughtBomb

"I gave my heart to my art, put the pain in pain-ting, I toiled with oil, you treat fame as a plaything" - Bantha117

"Like the hammer of an auction, Van Gogh’s the hardest, Your fifteen-minute fame vanishes like pop goes the artist!" - GabrielolXP

"Call me retarded or a narcissist, that’s just what people told me, But there’s no contest between talent and control c control v!" - GabrielolXP

"Fought tooth and nail for every last piece. Your utmost creative control were the C and V keys." - NerdMiGerd

"Your museum's got more trash than Pittsburgh, All you did was put Marilyn Monroe's face on Twister" - blaisesanti

"I'm like my cell in the asylum, cause I got bars, Your bedroom probably looks more frosted than a Pop-Tart" - blaisesanti

"You wasted all the success that I chased, Turned the beauty of art into copy-and-paste" - blaisesanti

"You slide into the mold of plastic like plaster, After your second verse it'll be a Double Disaster" - blaisesanti

"8 hours of the Empire State ain't art, dammit, Make like your tomato soup already, and can it!" - Matthew Thomas

"Warhol’s lost the war, wholly understand? Call yourself Campbell’s soup, cause you just got canned!" - Dr Octacle

"I’ll spit a verse so damn hot, leave you Rem-branded all around, Your rhymes are like your movies: should have stayed underground." - GlenOck

"You think you're hot shit with your little punk coven, Wait till you get a whiff of my steaming Dutch oven" - Tuff

"Beloved by many, even though at first they weren’t rendering, So I suggest you make like your wig and start surrendering." - GlenOck

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Reminder: we have three writing channels open right now over on the Discord server: Godzilla vs King Kong, Jeff Bezos vs Mansa Musa and Van Gogh vs Andy Warhol.

Hopefully see you at the video live stream this Sunday! [2.30pm PT Los Angeles]