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Happy November folks! The ERB crew continue to work on editing the upcoming ERB due for release later this month. Huzzah! And this coming weekend they are filming a second battle - that actually won a previous #MakeThisBattle poll. This whole process has been so great for sifting through all kinds of matchups. So, thank you for taking part!

EpicLLOYD is in the hot seat this month. Let's see what he thought of your ideas!

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Idi Amin vs Macbeth [submitted by TheFormerPrez & Neo]

I think this would be really hard to make funny. Not sure what the difference between Amin and any of the other awful people that we have portrayed is, but there's just something about that type of genocide that makes my skin crawl. Also, I gotta be honest the idea of Macbeth in ERB is sorta boring to me. Sorrrrrryyyy. :/

Henry Ford vs Greta Thunberg [submitted by Raymansito]

Hmm... what's happening here? Henry Ford is a must at some time for sure. Just the "automobile" angle is really fun. Greta Thunberg has a bit more living to do before she's making the ERB list for me. I applaud her efforts and all the exposure she has brought to the climate change conversation, and especially with the young people of the world. However, I'm not quite sure her life's work will be 100% in that direction. We'll see, I guess.

Andrew Jackson vs Atilla the Hun [submitted by MarblePipes, Regal FoxDoc, & Lemon]

This has potential. Good name recognition and the connection between the men is pretty clear. That said, again, I find it really hard to find the motivation to wanna write verses for people like Andrew Jackson these days. There's just not a lot of humor in rapping about how a person led a nation by wreaking havoc on the indigenous people of our country. Just feels in bad taste a little. The match-up works though and for some reason, Atilla feels more workable, maybe because he lived so long ago, or cos I'm ignorant to the actual details of how good or bad he really was.

Daenerys Targaryen vs Qin Shi Huang [submitted by DragonsBlood23 & J-Star]

I like this a lot! Chinese history is something we really have not delved into very much and is packed with fertile material. I'd love to learn more about Qin Shi and I bet we'd find that many other people would be interested or appreciative of the spotlight being shone on folks from farther East. Daenerys would bring the clicks and I think add familiarity to the jokes so people could have a good laugh and enjoy the visuals. Yup, yup. I like this one.

John F. Kennedy vs King Tut [submitted by Blaisesanti]

I really want to do JFK and I also really want to do King Tut, but I don't think this match-up makes much sense.  I get they are both young rulers who died before they reached a very ripe age, but inside a video and a song I can't see this giving anybody goose-bumps. It's obviously got great name recognition with these two characters. But as a rap battle match-up it just falls flat imo.

Shaggy Rogers vs Hercule Poirot [submitted by Angemon44 & MarblePipes]

Zoinks, this is a long shot. I mean, I like Belgium as much as the next guy but these two make a pretty goofy pairing. I get the whole solving mysteries angle. But I just can't imagine it working out well. Please don't make me have to dive into months of research on these dudes.

The Addams Family vs The Royal Family [submitted by Dragonsblood23]

This is really interesting. Also SUPER EXPENSIVE!!! I really like the thought of two families going head to head and the characters would be such a great contrast to one another.  We'd have to find which exact members of the royal family we were gonna focus on so that it could be contained sorta like the members of the Adams family. Still funny though.  I think the number of people and the costumes and characters and all that would make it very difficult to land on its feet financially, but we can all have dreams.

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Our manager HeadMonk offers a few thoughts.

I do agree with Lloyd that Idi Amin and those kind of brutal, modern dictator types are just not really on the map for ERB in 2021. I actually know someone who's family had to flee Uganda during his reign, so I may have a chat with him about it all. Cos, I'm sure we'll feature a dictator again, but it probably won't be Idi Amin. But never, say never.

Do many people want another ERB based around Game Of Thrones? Daenerys is certainly an interesting character and I think she'd would work out well in an ERB. Lloyd seems interested so that's a start, but I dunno if Pete would fancy revisiting GOT. Matching her with Qin Shi is a decent idea though.

I actually kind of like JFK vs Tut. They are big name characters, who both have lacked a real quality match-up idea. Maybe this is the best way to utilise them both? I'll probably wake up tomorrow hating the idea, but right now I dig it. That said, I still prefer Ramses II over Tut just cos I think there is more story to be told with Ramses. Let's see how this does on the poll.

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Time for a new round of MTB!! The theme this time is... "80's & 90's".

Everybody loves retro. We'll be specifically looking for some match-ups where one or both of the characters were big news in the 1980's or 1990's. It could be film, music, gaming, politics, anything and everything that is specific to those two decades.

You can of course always ignore the theme completely if you prefer. But, when selecting the match-ups for feedback we will select 2 or more suggestions that suit the theme.

Same rules apply. Seven match-ups in total will be selected. Three suggestions per person. You can post them in the comments below, email them to erbpatreon@gmail.com or post them on the Discord server in the dedicated '#make-this-battle' channel.

Deadline for submissions is... 5pm PT on Wednesday 17th November.

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Strangelover

Princess Diana vs Jacqueline Kennedy Morrissey vs Chevy Chase (Big 80s stars who have great works but are terrible people) Horror Directors Battle featuring Wes Craven, John Carpenter, Tobe Hooper, George Romero, Sam Raimi, and David Cronenberg or if you want David Lynch. Maybe add some more recent names like Mike Flanagan, James Wan, Jordan Peele, or Rob Zombie.

Leo M. R.

Thinking of '80s and '90s music, for some reason the idea of Madonna vs. Kurt Cobain jumps to my mind, as two wildly different artists with very different approaches to their music.

Leo M. R.

Oh! The '90s was the height of the Disney Renaissance; arguably Disney's best decade and the era where the idea of 'Disney Princess' really solidified! So how about we take one and put her in an ERB: Belle (Beauty and the Beast) vs. Bella (Twilight)? Similar names with the whole loving-a-monster deal.

Charles Lee

It would have to be Jackie O, rather than Jackie Kennedy, but that could work.

Charles Lee

Yes! As a gamer, and a child of the 1980s, I dig that idea.

Charles Lee

Lewis Skolnick vs Steve Urkel Snake Plissken vs Mad Max Tony Montana (Scarface) vs Joe Montana (legendary quarterback in the 1980s)

Brett Dorling

Ooooooh the 90s were great for Gaming and Stunts so I've been thinking Crash Bandicoot and Aku Aku Vs Evel Knievel both were famous in the 90s Crash Bandicoot is a platforming parkour icon and became the mascot for Playstation and had a world famous racing game and Evel Knievel while he was most famous between the 60s and 80s he was inducted in the motorcycle hall of fame in 1999 becoming a legend in extreme sports

Red Claw

K.I.T.T vs Optimus Prime

Red Claw

Madonna vs Britney Spears

Red Claw

Pamela Anderson vs Kate Upton

BM1999

Annie Wilkes vs Nurse Ratched

Bryan Bennica

Mrs. Doubtfire vs Hans Gruber Mel Gibson vs Charlie Sheen Jigsaw vs Ghostface

Bubonic

The Queen of England vs Ron Reagan

Alvin Franco

Backstreet Boys vs Beastie Boys

William

Billy Joel vs Elton John

Tanner C

I would love to see Backstreet Boys vs Beastie Boys which already got recommend, so I will have a recommendation of my own, Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story which came out in 1995 vs Ellen Ripley from Aliens which came out in 1986, I know Alien came out in 1979 but I feel like Aliens was her character breakthrough. Anyways the battle could be a fun retro space battle!

Me

I like that JFK vs Tut feels like a Marilyn vs Cleopatra sequel (which is why I really campaigned for JFK vs Caesar) Also been saying Atilla vs Stonewall for years!

Colin Swanson

I would love to see Patrick Bateman vs Norman Bates… American Psycho vs Psycho would be great