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Twilight (2008) Commentary Track (Patreon)

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2024-03-29 22:47:57
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Hulu: https://www.hulu.com/movie/0984bd81-c037-49b1-a42a-1cbe93a1a4e9

Grab a Pea Coat and a baseball, it's TWILIGHT TIME!

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1099212/

Comments

llama

Team Edward or team Jacob?! More like team Pops or team Lewie

Georgina MacIver

Ohhhh pop's reaction is gonna make my yeeeeear!! 🥰

Ninjaturtles20

yea we all knew this movie is bad and cringey,but the motion blurs and cgi are bad and funny it feels like a bad CW movie and anime lines like Edward saying: you think you can outruned me and hold on spider monkey is hilarious and I did not know these effects were done by Lucasflim studios I was like WTF I did not know that,me and my sisters would make fun of these movies all the time and say the acting terrible except for Anna Kendrick and Bella’s dad,Anna kendrick doesn’t remember being in twilight and her response is: oh shit I was in a twilight movie lol,the internet made a bunch of parodies including Smosh and a parody movie called Vampires suck, when a person pointed out the vampire gang looks like the black eyed peas and the baseball scene is iconic with a cool song and edward running looks like a Naruto run,the next movies are gonna be brutal and I did not see this in theaters my grandma got it on DVD and I saw the 3rd one eclipse in theaters,everyone was on the hate band wagon when everyone was talking shit on it me and my friends who are male did not like it but other girls do

chillypoodle

This was hilarious. I laughed so hard at the Ray Charles bit. I think the sequels would be funny to dub too especially cuz the story goes in some insane directions

Desdecardo

Totally do the rest. It keeps a consistency of mediocrity. Lol I've seen the series a couple times so it's not that bad.

Daniel Deveau

My girl has been asking me about this every single day since the poll went up!

Chris Layton

PLEASE do the rest! My wife and were laughing so hard we cried.

kaijukyle

I've seen every Twilight movie but fell asleep during every one of them. This is going to be good Edit: ***CAUTION: Do not watch this while eating. You may choke from laughing too much. Trust me, I know.***

Brian

Aww, they went and did it. Here we go!

Roman

all jokes aside the first Twilight is a legit good teen romance movie.

Huey

Do the rest boys! The saga starts now...team furry yiff right guys??

Ninjaturtles20

I respect Robert Pattinson he’s good in the batman,if you watch his interview compilation he talks shit about these twilight movies he did these for a paycheck and he knewed lol

Jim Night

I could never get past the halfway mark of two, one is pretty good but the rest are so boring.

Aryn

"cringe" the movie.. excited for this one!

Daniel Deveau

It was perfect! If you're still in a vampire mood, check out Bram Stoker's Dracula. It has genuinely some of the best vampire scenes ever made right next to the worst Keanu Reeves performance. It's a classic!

Bina_Colada

Fuckin hilarious.. I saw vampires suck before I saw this. And when I finally watched it with a friend, I laughed the entire time lol.

Joseph K

I TOTALLY disagree with Louie that the other's aren't also hilariously bad. They remain terrible and I need you guys to continue this story 😂

KB Scoot

Finally you guys do the Robert Pattinson documentary about his skin disorder. Pioneers of medical studies you are!

ATOMIC CHORIZO

Imo Robert pattinson should've been Terry McGinnis (batman beyond). I could see a batman beyond movie actually working but dc would just shoot themselves in the foot.

Sean

Anti-vamp = Antiva

Will See

This was great but I remember the other movies being pretty boring

Like_Fahrenheit

The trivia is as boring as the movie lol

DragonBat362

Ooooh. But…can these guys top Rifftrax?

Hank Greenburg

This movie makes me laugh so hard, and the dub just put it over the top. I swear you need to do the other ones cause its the hardest laughs I've had. All of the acting, writing, and directing is just so beyond uncomfortable and funny. Terrible movies, hilarious dubs. Also on the topic of vampire movies, Let the Right One In and The Lost Boys are both very worth watching.

Kumar Kutliev

"Hold on tight Spidermonkey" so, they were drinking Monkey Blood when they went after Bella?!

Shrunken Presence

Justins art teachers soul must be crushed.. thats antihero material right there

LennyPeppers

Please Please Please do all of these movies. They get insane and would be a blast for the commentaries

LennyPeppers

yes absolutely. would be a shame not to keep going

Jacob Coleman

Watch them all they're hilariously cringe

Avery

It's too late now, you are now committed and have to watch the rest of the franchise. Don't listen to Lewie lol

Erick

I really loved this one, I hope yall do the rest

Anakin Skywalker

it's like comparing the three stooges to the marx brothers, no offense.

Scott Johnson

Only time I ever say this but I want y'all to do all these 😂

DoomedKnight

I've seen them all and think the rest are worth a commentary from you guys, at least do it for our female enjoyers out there, You guys make any movie entertaining to sit through. :D

Vincent

all those likes, ya know what that means, the people demand more twilight!

Anakin Skywalker

Holy shit this was painful to sit through I can't believe I actually downloaded twilight although to be fair it was worth it because you guys were there to make it worth it. Hail to the jaboody, baby.

joseph

This was terrible glad I never saw it until now jaboody made it enjoyable. I do wish for a spin off that is just moneyball with vampire baseball

swanky.

more more more!

chabakaba

Please watch the rest of the series, boys! They're not great, but you will still have a good time...and so will we 😁

honkytonk

yeah do the others

Vincent Garcia

The boys free styling around 1:16:00 had my wheezing 🤣

Fartooloud

Let's finish fast and furious first before twilight. I think twilight is an interesting series to do commentary. Lots of interesting conversation about high-school in the late 2000s.

Oliver Mayo

The whole series is hilarious . Please do them... love ya works boys.

Audiogarden 777

i dont think i have laughed this hard in YEARS. This movie was not made FOR 14-year-old girls, it was made BY 14-year-old girls.

Bulb

Plz do the underworld series