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The Twilight Saga: New Moon Commentary Track (Patreon)

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2024-05-31 22:52:43
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Buncha shirtless hot men in the woods sniffin each others butts in this flick. We had a good time but yeah this one ain't as special as the first movie. Enjoy Patrons!

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1259571/

Comments

Roy

Fuck yeah!!!

llama

Hold on spider monkeys

Huey

I just got off a long work week and this is just what I needed, lets go sparkle gang!

GuyLuLu

LFG! Thank You Bois, Been Killing It On Movie Commentary Lately, As Always!

Filip Johansson

Almost died laughing at the part with mexican jacob! That was hilarious

Mike D

Shit man these are a hard watch even with the commentary 😂

Samuel Ellis

Only Jaboody could make me excited to watch Twilight. First one was hilarious! Looking forward to round 2!

Nicholas Helms

I know right? There are some movies that are so terribly dull even mocking and riffing can't make it bearable to watch. TBH, I'm getting kind of sick of the Jaboody boys doing commentary on more recent movies rather than the more obscure and cult classics from like the 60's up to the mid 90's which are prime for funny commentary IMO! This is like the 6th commentary I have little to absolutely no interest in listening to!

Ninjaturtles20

man let the cringfest begin lol,this is one of the worst movie and sequels I have seen that I’ve seen once and it felt like an awkward CW show with bad writing and I rather watch the DC CW shows that have better writing and entertaining than this sluggish mess,this made bella do dumb shit for no reason,btw the motorcycle dude of when he offers bella a ride that’s the guy who did the voice of the merchant from RE 4 remake😱😱,the movie they went to see in theaters is more interesting than the movie we were watching,the CG wolves looks ok but cool,those wolves reminded me of the ones from Princess Mononoke,the ending with the watch tower makes me want to play the Assassins Creed Ezio trilogy,the last thing I saw Dakota fanning in was that hollwood tarantino movie of where she got a small role as a hippie and also in equalizer 3 of where she plays a detective,the next movie has better pacing,but can we wait when these movies are on hulu again,I feel like they don’t want Gen Z people to watch these if they’re new to this lol

Cyber Runner

Bruh there’re just wolves lmao this movies doodoo

Cyber Runner

Lmao pls don’t do all of them

Paineinyourblank

Thanks again for not trashing these films guys. As someone who likes twilight I feel this is the worst film in the series. The next one is Eclipse which is one of the best imo

Dystopian Wolf Studios

Okay so it seems like you guys are watching the 4K UHD version, because the regular version was only like 2 hours and 7 minutes

Howl

I feel like these films could have been saved from being boring fluff by being re-written as romantic comedies. That is basically what the Jaboody boys are doing.

Thundermaker34

Great show boyos but hear me out snake eater it's on Amazon prime highly dubable just the right amount of campy before you wanna jump off bridge.. 😂😂

Will See

This movie was so boring and the next ones get even more boring, they drag out the ending for so long. Watching it with your commentary was so good though. I wouldn't be mad if you did the others, even though there is plenty of other good movies to watch.

Melon Head

Justin does the "Welcome" at the same tone and cadence as Bo Burnham does at the start of the "Welcome to the Internet" song. So I think of that song every time I listen to one of these commentaries.

DoomedKnight

I enjoyed my time watching with you guys, Sisters loved these movies so I ended up getting invested, I personally would LOVE it if you'd continue. things get pretty wild from here on out.

Justin Bulkley

This series is worth finishing boys. Bad movies can often make surprisingly funny commentaries. 😁 Listen to Louie, he knows what he's saying. 😉

Actually A Chad

For those bashing the boyos for doing these commentaries, maybe reconsider what you signed up for. Realize that not everyone aligns with your likes and dislikes. I am sure this series peaks the interest of a lot of the female audience. We all get a little piece of the pie and everyone is happy. Thanks Jaboody boyos for the awesome commentaries you have provided over the years. My personal fav hands down is still willow. I constantly think about the intro you guys provided before the movie even starts. 😁

chillypoodle

This is def the worst of the bunch. Good movie or bad movie you guys always make it funny. Maybe we can let it rest for a while but I definitely think it’s worth finishing the series. The story goes into koo koo bananas territory

Hank Greenburg

Such funny movies to dub. The horrible uncomfortable cringe faces the actors make through 99% of the movie just kills me. Also about the whole "actors needing to prove their native ancestry" thing, I guess lautner can just say he is lol From wikipedia: "Lautner has Dutch, French, and German ancestry, and has stated that he has "distant" Native American ancestry (specifically Odawa and Potawatomi, both Anishinaabe peoples) through his mother."

Zack

Justin’s scar lady jump scare had me DYING 🤣🤣

kelsaucey6

Appreciate cha, boys!

Joseph K

My girlfriend made me watch all of these a few years ago. I had a great time laughing at them with her, and am having a great time watching yall watch them now too 😂

kaijukyle

Its available on YouTube for $.99 right now if you don't want to pay the $4 on Amazon

Mike D

The people voted tho 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mrkindagay

it's on Canadian Netflix just use a VPN.

Drew Gold

Yeah I have a laundry list I wanna see them do so bad. I want WAY more horror- and they don’t even have to compromise saving some left for October each year, because there’s just such a plethora of deep cuts and mainstreams to dig up

Del

Still need y’all to finish this 😂😂😂