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Van Helsing (2004) Commentary Track (Patreon)

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2024-10-12 07:16:01
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2024-10-12 07:16:30
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It's a full moon TONIGHT! Huge Jackman baby! Dude, this movie moves FAST - the pacing is insane. Seriously felt like 2 movies in one. 10/10 werewolf action. So fun. Enjoy!

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338526/

Comments

Donnie Roberts

Oh this will be a fun one. Sad universal always makes BIG plans for their classic monsters, and it always crashes.

ATOMIC CHORIZO

If universal ever wants to reboot their classic monsters they better put Guiermo Del Toro in charge.

Trevor Floyd

Let’s go boys! Been looking forward to this one for a while! Y’all just made my work night a lot more fun!

Anakin Skywalker

I'm staying up late tonight woo that's what I'm talkin bout wow!

Anakin Skywalker

Didn't he do the wolf man remake with benicio del Toro and thors dad? What's his face. The guy who played Odin?

Filip Johansson

Oh Fuck yeah! Was so looking forward to you guys doing this movie

Jim Night

I jus did a lil sex wee

Jim Night

I would LOVE to just see what they look like under him

Moviejunkie

I feel like this movie could have been better, but I’m looking forward to Halloween.

Huey

You guys gotta do American werewolf in london now, time to go full furry

Nicholas Helms

Stephen Sommers directed this (as well as The Mummy and The Mummy Returns). You guys have another one of his movies here on the list of choices called Deep Rising.

Dandoskyballer

Soooo, y'all just gonna skip Halloween in 2nd place? Why do we even vote?

Angelo

Cause they don't want to watch it without Lew, they'll get to it

ATOMIC CHORIZO

Didn't know he directed that movie, time to give it a re-watch.

Mischief3k

Coincidence, today is Hugh Jackman’s birthday 🎉

Dane Blythe

I guess that explains why Igor was Beni!

Dane Blythe

I saw this back in the day, definitely didn't appreciate it then. They went all out on this. I think it only failed critically because they crammed about 3 movies worth of content and CGI in there and it all suffered for it. The boys slightly Trumpy David Wenham voice is really good. And they were right the first time about him being in LotR, he's Faramir! Crazy that Beckinsale was in two different vampire vs werewolf worlds simultaneously.

Trulybas

You guys are killing it this Halloween season. Thank you for these.

Juan delgado

Eyyyyy work just got so much better with this thanks guys

mcgeemr

I considered this to be a masterpiece of a film as a child.

Nicholas Helms

That would be Kevin J. O'Conner! He's a favorite of Stephen Sommers and has played in most of his films including Deep Rising where he plays a mechanic called Joey Pantucci!

Tucker

Holy shit I forgot how stupid the ending is lmao

DoomedKnight

Thank You for watching this I've been campaigning this one for years, I had a feeling you'd love it.

Kyle

Kate is beyond hot In this movie

Ghostbleach

I love that the beginning is in black and white. This movie def gives me extraordinary gentlemen vibes.

Hank Greenburg

I only remembered this movie being very goofy but man is it entertaining and cool as well. Van Helsing really gets smacked around a lot in this before he turns into wolverine lol. Great movie for a commentary; was laughing the whole time. You guys should really do Underworld sometime too

Wizkidfantastic

As soon as Carl showed up I said "its Brothermir!"

Samuel Ellis

I was just thinking that could make a great dub!

Mongo Thinks

It’s definitely in the ballpark of those mummy movies. A bit of horror, a bit of comedy, a bit of sexy, and a lot of action. Van Helsing as the werewolf is very iconic and this Dracula is pretty good too. Could’ve used some more Frankenstein action imo, but this is a fun one. Definitely catches the imagination.

Mongo Thinks

Definitely worth checking out Bram Stoker’s Dracula.

Samuel Ellis

My biggest disappointment of the movie, was that I wanted big Franky to pop off and beat the shit out of a werewolf or vamp. It looked like he was finally gonna go ape on the last vamp girl, but then she's just taken out by the humans next scene. The funniest part of this to me though, was how many times people were yeeted. lol!

Like_Fahrenheit

A popcorn flick for halloween. you don't get that often. I always liked the way they teased Drac's bat form. I thought it was effective, something to look forward to.

Like_Fahrenheit

big movies that came out the weeks prior to and after this were Mean Girls, Troy, Shrek 2, Day After Tomorrow, Kill Bill 2. don't remember how marketing was, but the movie may have done better if released in October (it does have the classic monsters after all)

Melon Head

There are rumors that a sequel will be made and is scheduled for 2025. But I can't find any real confirmation other than Goggle's AI answer system.

Cyber Runner

Ok after this you guys gotta play the van helsing game on ps2

Darren

This isn’t a guilty pleasure when I say this is in my top 5 favorite movies. Thank you guys as my favorite YouTubers and only patreon to finally cover this movie and enjoy it

Christine Rutledge

The first cut is 23/24 seconds in to the movie for the timestamp provided

FoxDie

Thank you!

Fartooloud

If I had the choice, I'd let sexy dracula from this movie give me the vampire curse haha

Taylor Collins

I went to art school and one of my teachers worked on the CGI for this movie. Sqw some cool BTS. So cool for the time love the commentary boys

Decrepitbear

For me this one is up there with your best of commentaries.

Fartooloud

Why is this movie so long?

Ninjaturtles20

to quote from deadpool: some audiences are accustomed to long running times