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Amazon Prime: https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B0CL2461RX/

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Pluto (w/ Ads): https://pluto.tv/us/on-demand/movies/60f70f3ea038550014bfff3b

A complete snooze fest right here, not even JCVDs spin kicks could save it. Turns out this movie was a failure to begin with (99% test audience members hated it) and the end result is a stitched together mess someone put together in an editing room in order to save a dead film. Still, some pretty fun low budget vibes here and there. Enjoy!

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097138/

Comments

Juan delgado

Let’s goooo movie and Elden stream we eating good.

GuyLuLu

Thank You Bois

Thundermaker34

Hell yes boyos thanks ahhh the commentary we didn't know we needed 🤣 banger

chivy

Cyborg Cop next? lol

Matthew Breuer

Gotta go Time Cop next to keep the JCVD train rolling. Great commentary boys.

ATOMIC CHORIZO

I haven't seen this movie since my dad rented it back in the day.

Squatch Team Six

Love you guys and love your commentaries! However… Trilogies that could be completed instead of random terrible B movies: Matrix 3 Die Hard 3 Back to the Future 3 Pirates of the Caribbean 3 Series that could be continued: Fast & Furious Jurassic Park Lethal Weapon Aliens

Hank Greenburg

Wow this was rough. Really felt like a student film or a small youtuber film team that had access to good cameras. That ending?? Oh boy I don't even know what to say... There were tons of funny details in this like Fender's arm when JCVD stabs him looks absolutely ridiculous (ITS GREEN), you can clearly see where they're spraying the "rain" in the pond they're standing in at the end, and all the switches to dummies during the fights. Also I wish we got to see the cut of this that has Fender with his real voice

Will See

I thought I had seen this, but I was thinking of Universal Soldier.

ATOMIC CHORIZO

Now there's a JCVD movie worth dubbing.

Will See

I wish they did Time Cop instead

SkrogNoSkrog

Kickboxer would be a good JCVD movie to dub.

Ghostbleach

Time Cop would be a good dub, def top 3 JCVD films

pluvia33

When I went to "acquire" this movie, I found out that there are actually FOUR Cyborg films, so I just "got" all of them in a batch. I skimmed through Cyborg 2 and it looks like it might be some fun hot garbage. It's much more "cyborg" than this one was and stars a young Angelina Jolie, her first acting role as an adult, 2 years before she did Hackers.... And just checked the master list of commentary tracks, looks like I need to re-watch Hackers with the boys now!!

Catze D

i cant believe yall havent done KICKBOXER yet!

Str8Hype

Sorry for the snoozefest of a "film" fellas. I thought it will be great movie dub, just for the characters.

number1gnome

It's a shame this movie sucked so hard. The director made another movie called "Nemesis" that's like this but way better in my opinion and now I'm afraid you'll never check it out lol

fnky_wlkr_drty_tlkr

“I’m going to beat you like a piñata, ‘til your candy comes out!”💀💀💀

Wizkidfantastic

this and SOLO was another hbo rerun turd that i watched 100 times for some reason back in 96 , anyone remember Solo ?

Mecha-Machine King

As goofy at this movie was, you guys should definitely give Albert Pyun's Nemesis a shot. It's more like what you thought this movie was going to be: a lot of dudes shooting guns at robots.

Oliver Mayo

His best was A.W.O.L and kickboxing for me. Of course bloodsport too

Oliver Mayo

Cannon was.on the way out before this

Calan

dang

ItsNorris

I watched this high and I don't remember a single thing about this movie. All I know is that it didn't make sense and I don't think it was the weed.

Thrift Rat World

Adventures in knife sharpening, briskly stalking, and the occasional cyborging. That about sums it up.

Bulb

Buff Obama 😂