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Underworld (2003) Commentary Track (Patreon)

Published:
2026-07-10 23:52:12
Edited:
2026-07-10 23:52:43
Imported:
2026-10

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WARNING: We made a judgement call to watch the Theatrical Rated R version with a runtime of 2 hrs and 1 minute. There is an uncut version that has like 10 minutes of supposedly useless added footage but because this movie was on the big streaming sites at a certain point we saw that they used the Theatrical 2 hr 1 min version in the past - So we hope this version is the more common easy-to-find copy.

This is the ultimate latex-covered Vampires VS Werewolves flick. Not as much wire-pulling flipping around as we remembered, lots of cool lore and the Lycan look pretty dang sick bro. Enjoy!

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0320691/

Comments

Thundermaker34

Fuckin A++ boyos fanfuckintastic great choice when I saw this I was trying to get bit

ThiccDaddyDave

I know pops was enjoying himself through this... He's right though, this is the best version of Kate Beckinsale

Bulb

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!! Hell yeah Jaboody Boys!

pluvia33

MUCH appreciate the description of the version watched in the Patreon post! Great to know before starting up the track what version we need, if my DVD/Blu-ray copy would work, etc.

Filip Johansson

Love that you managed to watch two vampire and werewolf movies with Michael Sheen in a row. In twilight his the vampire lord and in this he is the werewolf leader. Btw team vampire or team werewolf? I'm always team werewolf!

MactusCovo

My favorite vampire movie is What We Do in the Shadows (2014)

Ghostbleach

It’s fucked that Apple says it’s 2hr 1min but when you rent it, it’s the unrated version

Fartooloud

I liked the part where my Tubi version started a trivago ad that was in sync with the commentary when they were talking about actors with fake teeth.

Xenominer13

LETS FUCKING GOO BOYOSSSSS Edit: wow what a fun ride, haven’t watched this in a while, wonderful to hear the Tommy wiseau voice again, forgot about that character. Was kinda a bitch to find the theatrical version, every pirate or streaming site mainly has the unrated extended edition, luckily fandango of all things let me rent it. Would love it if we did evolution and rise of the lycans(can stop after that the other 2 films aren’t worth it really, maybe 4 but I’d put it to a vote)Hope we do Hellboy 2 or Toy Story next gotta keep the “mistyical” vibe going!

Mike D

Woah, thats Homelander!

JC-9K

this is another reason why streaming is a shit way to go about things (not the podcast, I mean in general), there's zero reason for any of these mega corps to care about the shit that matters. Physical media can't come back soon enough

Mongo Thinks

I never watched much of this movie, but I remember seeing the prequel a lot on sci-fi channel and it was pretty badass, the sequel to this movie was pretty good too. Never watched past that one though.

number1gnome

Haha I noticed that every time I see that ad! Dude looks like he stole George Washington's teeth By the way, if you use Tubi on desktop an ad blocker works great with no buffering or pauses when the ads are supposed to play.

number1gnome

This movie made quite an impression on me as a young man. Second best Kate Beckinsale movie. Tip Toes being #1 of course.

Will See

Same thing on included with Prime Video it says 2hr 1m then you click on it and the video is 2hr 13m... WTF

Cyber Runner

Kind of a bummer I couldn’t find any theatrical version.

JoeyDrums92

Hey guys. Unfortunately, this is not the easier copy to find. More of a headache than anything to pull up the shorter version. All versions that I can find are the 2hrs and 13 min unrated version, unfortunately. And I get it, streaming sites usually pick theatricals and put them up eventually, but it's a gamble when they put them up on the sites. I think older movies like this one, you guys should just do the longer versions going forward because the unrated / extended cuts are typically easier to find for people who don't want to rent from Prime. I really want to watch this commentary, but have to either pay for rental or pass because I can't get the synced up version.

JoeyDrums92

Yeah, I couldn't even watch this one because there was literally no where to watch this cut. I'm sure the commentary was great. Real bummer though.

Kumar Kutliev

Tons of things to love in this. Vampire Wiseau going "I got sexy party, why you no show up?" Vampire Moe going "Don't kill me yet, I got another SECRET."

DoomedKnight

I was lucky that I had the Widescreen DVD of it lying around and it synced perfectly.

Hfranccc

If you boys continue the series I'd say at least do number 2, and Rise of the lycans. Mostly cause in rise of the lycans you'll get a hilariousss almost sex scene

Joseph K

Hey you guys, I thought of the most brilliant movie commentary. The Original The Odyssey (1997). It was technically a series (in the same way the original IT (1990) was technically a series but everyone watches it as a movie), but a channel named “Popcornflix” has the entire thing on YouTube in pristine quality 👌 It’s divided into 2 parts because it’s 3 hours long, but it’s seriously peak if you’ve never seen it. It’s iconic and old enough that the effects are derpy yet so charming. Now would be perfect time because of the new version! Pleeeease at least consider it! ❤️

Space Raider

The theatrical run is in the extras if you buy it.

Bulb

For Halloween yall gotta do WILLARD!! 🐁🐁🐁

Ninjaturtles20

after watching all the Underworld movies for the first time I like them,I like the prequel and the 4th one,they are fun to watch including the last one,but I think trinity is better than selene she’s just cool,selene is just shallow but better than the twilight movies

Moviejunkie

One movie that must be seen in the Directors cut is Dark City. The whole movie is supposed to be a mystery but the theatrical version just spoils the whole thing by explaining what’s going on. Another victim of Hollywood thinking their audience is too dumb.

Nathan Pruett

If anyone is still looking for this movie fandango has it for rental or with adds