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Constantine (2005) Commentary Track (Patreon)

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2026-08-18 19:27:20
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2026-10

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HBO Max: https://www.hbomax.com/movies/constantine/6b8a684f-36cf-434d-ae9b-6e43cd76583e

This one finally made it to the top of the votes! Pretty fun movie, drags a tiny bit but the world building and demon/angel stuff is a lot of fun. Crazy how this year Keanu is in talks to do a sequel after all these years. Enjoy!

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0360486/

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Catze D

NO FRIGGING WAY LETS GOOOO!

Trulybas

On a Tuesday?? Week just got a lot better! Throwing Heavyweights (1995) out there!

Thundermaker34

Fanfuckintastic boyos 🤘 love this movie

ThiccDaddyDave

They recently confirmed that a sequel is coming, but personally I'm afraid that our man Keanu Reeves is looking a little too old for me. The biggest highlight for me in this movie Peter Stormare's portrayal of the devil and that badass Golden Cross shotgun

ATOMIC CHORIZO

This movie is awesome. Basically John wick demon hunter.

Erick

Awesome movie. When I first saw it, I didn't notice that it was in LA.

Xenominer13

Bruhhh I’ve put off on watching this movie for years let’s gooooo! Also weird on a Tuesday of all days! Man this movie could’ve cut about 25 minutes and I think it would’ve been better, just drags on. But was enjoyable! Satan is the dr guy from until dawn in pretty sure. The constant godsmack bits and the Manuel bits where top notch. hope we do hulk or pacific rim next! kinda want hulk for more comic book movie goodness.

Space Raider

Haven’t seen this in a long time it’s still pretty good. They should check out the prophecy 1995 and legion.

fuggn_a

Love this movie alot I'm very stoked to watch this commentary lol

Audiogarden 777

My cat's portal to hell opens at 4am when I'm trying to sleep.

JC-9K

I so excite. Late Summer/Autumn reccs (after you do PeeWee of course): Stand by Me Honey I Shrunk the Kids Goonies The Rocketeer The Road Warrior Rambo- First Blood The Fog Night of the Comet

mcgeemr

this is johnstantine... john johnstantantine... bish

SeventhZombie

I’ve got the Constantine television series…I’ve got all his animated appearances but NOT the Keanu version 😂

DoomedKnight

Loved the whole Manuel Plot, 😄 First time watching was a pretty decent watch, Keanu is always cool also Satan was wild in this. I STAND ALONE! 👼✝️😈

Bulb

Eli Roths Cabin Fever would be a good dub for sure

Filip Johansson

I miss some good Swayze movies so i suggest have ghost on a future movie poll

SeventhZombie

Cabin Fever would be hilarious…Just Jus and Lew going, “Ewwwww!” And dry heaving while Pops just chuckles….

Bulb

*Pops chuckles then takes a shot of thick water*

Bulb

"That's a perma bro", Pops has no chill 🤣🤣🤣 Also the 2013 Evil Dead would be great for Halloween 👀

JC-9K

oh, right... its not under G for GOONIES its under 'T' FOR 'THE' FUCKIN GOONIES *facepalm*