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Blade: Trinity Commentary Track (Patreon)

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2023-09-22 20:44:42
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2026-06
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We had so much excitement for this series after being so blown away by Blade 2... But man... This one kinda STUNK BUTT HARD. After looking at some of the trivia it was obvious this film had a lot of problems from the start. We still had a lot of fun, but man, it AIN'T no Blade 2. Buckle up for a lot of Ryan Reynolds improv style quips and VAMPIRE POMERANIANS! Enjoy!

IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0359013/

Comments

llama

OH NO! Blade Trinity! I'm sorry you had to watch this.

OuterSpace

Finally! The trilogy curse was real this series. Glad you got to this stinker, should be fun!

Scott Johnson

That poll for October is finna be large

Paineinyourblank

Idgaf what anyone says.. I enjoy this movie. It's a lot of cheesy fun 😊 now it'll be even better thanks

Will See

Yooo big thanks for the Blade 3 dub, idk if it was just timing or my comment but I love it. This movie is way dumber than I remembered, vampire dogs, super shredder dracula, deadpool. What a dumb, sometimes fun, failure of a movie.

Will See

Sorry for the multiple comments but you guys talk for around 40 minutes after the movie ends. Your post movie conversations have been getting longer and longer... I love the dub, but I also love the post commentary/opinions/trivia etc. I could listen to a podcast of you guys just talking about movies you watched; ala HDTGM

Trey Turner

Theatrical release (1:52:52) for anyone wondering. The more commonly found unrated cut has a longer runtime at 2:02:22.

Ghostdog8192

A few good moments but really rough overall. But hey, that's anal.

Ninjaturtles20

this movie is so funny in a campy way but it’s a guilty pleasure of mine and my fav of the trilogy either tho blade 2 is the best one,I just find this relatable to the teenage audience cuz of Ryan Reynolds Jessica Biel and Triple H too,Triple H is hilarious with his lines that still make me laugh and blade’s line that I quote all the time: I was born ready motherf***er lol,despite the crazy trivia around this movie,it’s crazy that Wesley snipes didn’t get along with Ryan and the director it’s like he had issues behind the scenes,my fav line from Ryan: YOU MADE A GODDAMN VAMPIRE POMERANIAN.I don’t care what anyone says even tho I respect their thoughts instead of critics this movie is cheesy in all the fun moments that never made it boring and I love RZA that did the music,I own the extended version copy of this and I would watch it for comedy instead of story and I can’t wait for the R rated reboot coming soon but yea it needs to focus on blade more and flesh out the characters a bit more,I just love the Blade character he’s so cool,blade 2 is better but has a bit of a serious tone,blade 3 is more of a Saturday morning cartoon of a meme as blade said,Ryan also said that he does not want to be in blade reboot after feeling uncomfortable working with Wesley so he said nope I got my Deadpool money,I wrote the 2nd movie as a script writer I’m cool, I’m going to be with my buddy Hugh Jackman in Deadpool 3 hanging out with the wolverine.

Hank Greenburg

I watched the second one last week so watching this now it really emphasized just how beyond bad this movie was. Going from Donnie Yen choreography to... whatever this was... Yikes. The writing and forced big name actors were so cringe. Made for a hilarious dub though!

Brian

To sum up how I feel about this movie. A tear came down my cheek when Justin was all like: "Yo, what happened to Blade's hair?!"

Dane Blythe

The vamps really didn't feel like a threat in this movie. The main group of vampires were mostly comic relief and failed to achieve anything. Dracula's main scenes were running through apartments with a baby, and having a bad swordfight in midriff armour. The humans took out like 100 vamps in their HQ without taking a scratch. At least Biel and Reynolds were in great shape. They didn't have to work out that hard for this movie. Maybe that's why there was so much Reynolds wisecracking torture scenes; he looked great and Snipes was too mad about the whole production to make Blade be cool.

Avery

Blade 2 will always be my favorite one. When I first saw 3, it did not hit as good. It's been so long since I've seen it. I would not have watched it again if you guys hadn't uploaded it here. I figured fk it, the jaboody bois will make it funny haha It you did!

DiscipleXIII

might be too late to suggest but Slither 2006 would be a great goofy horror movie to dub for halloween

Melon Head

Want a better version of the "Anal" song, check out DaddyPhatSnap's "Day Walker" song

Apexeg6

THATS ANAL 🤘🏻

mcgeemr

Just watched with the commentary again and realized the movie was so bland, that i skipped the trivia at the end. I missed out

Arcadiac

Cootchie Coo

Penny Flowers

for some reason I signed up for Mint Mobile after watching this..