Story Pitch: Don't Hold Back Edition! (Patreon)

It's that time again! Pitch your hottest story ideas to be turned into a full-length book.

But wait! This time, the book won't go to Amazon. This time, it will be published here, on Patreon. That means you don't have to worry too much about the rules. Feel free to be a little more... taboo.

Still, pitches have to remain under 140 characters (letters, spaces, numbers, punctuation) or I literally cannot paste it into the poll. Please don't burden me with editing your pitch to make it fit. 

Don't be boring! Make my heart race a little.