Murica (Patreon)

Kinda hard to show much respect for something that doesn't even respect itself, amirite?

$DeadDaisy and I burned this American flag tablecloth I found at Walmart with a sparkler in my backyard and almost started a wildfire (it was windier than we expected). I figured having a babe exercise her freedom with this tablecloth was infinitely more respectful than people dropping potato salad all over it while stuffing their faces. Then again, I'm not trying to practice hypocritical faux patriotism.