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Domesticated Mermaids! (Patreon)

Published:
2026-05-15 16:21:29
Imported:
2026-05

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Ever since the discovery of mermaids, pet stores have been breeding them by the millions as they have proven to be very popular among boys and girls alike!

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Tinhy

I dont remember pet smart promoting those.

Julia Sinope

Lol. All PetSmart sells is mermaids now! I guess they don;t have to advertise.

Paul Davis

I'd have to get an aquarium!

G Patreon Fan

How about the Starbucks style Mermaid? Where she's got legs instead of a waist tail? Of course they are dangerous since they are the Mersilune aka "Siren" and lure sailors into the water to have s- with them then drown and EAT them... Their own logo has had this for decades and it's from 1600s woodcuts for "here there be ..." on maps - and she's not holding 2 fish she's holding her legs open in a pose worthy of Larry Flynt's wonderful magazine.

Julia Sinope

Yes. These domesticated mermaids are less dangerous. I guess mermaids have poop holes even in the single tail version.