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The outlook wasn't looking good;

For the Springfield Niner's Year.

At one point up by seventeen;

'Till Lorna did her cheer.

Each each time she spun, and twirled, and kicked;

and leapt into the air;

Showed all of those now watching;

What she forgot to wear!

The Titan's couldn't concentrate;

And now the halftime score;

No longer had the Niners up;

But down by twenty-four!

The Coach was furious as hell;

(and so the legend goes);

Threw her in the locker room;

And tore off all her clothes!

"I could just give you all a speech;"

"On how to win this match."

"But all you guys are thinking of;"

"Is Little Lorna's snatch!"

"So no one leaves this locker room;"

"'Till all have had their turn:

"Filling all her slutty holes;"

"With Good 'Ol Niner's Sperm!"

(to be continued...)

This is actually a "Casey At The Bat" parody I started way back in 2008 and never got around to finishing but I have the entire poem finished and will work on and post as the pages are finished.

I think a lot of you have seen my first few pages of "Role Play" however I think I'm going to rewrite it to be a continuation of "Career Opportunities".

I'm also fleshing out "Blondes Have More Fun" and I think I have a good little story for it.  Well, that wasn't too difficult as it pretty much writes itself.

I'm looking forward to this new year of Little Lorna Adventure comics!!