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"“Open wide.”

When you comply, The Doctor places a smooth splint against your tongue. 

‘Say ‘Ahhh’,’ he instructs kindly, shining a light into your open jaws. At this proximity you can smell his aftershave mixed in with his natural man-scent. And is that beard oil too?

‘Okay,’ he happily continues, ‘if you could lift your shirt up, please.’

You don’t need to be told twice. Up it goes and pretty soon his cold stethoscope is pressed against your bare chest. You can feel his hot breath. He’s so close. You note the sprinkling of chest hair just beneath his collar. 

‘Your heart rate is a little fast...’

You can’t imagine why. 

You only came in for a checkup."

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Carl Quaif

I wonder if he accepts payment in chocolate cake? 😁

Shotha

I bet he wouldn't tell me to lose weight.

OniBolagna

How I’m trying to look by the time I get my MD

Kirbro

My heart rate is so fast caused... I thought I was gonna get a shot today! (Ah yea nice save! Speech 100!)

Arthur Dent

The physician: "my my, you look a bit thin! You should work to put some meat on your bones. I can help, if you'd like."