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Melon Vs. The Volcano (Patreon)

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2018-09-26 21:56:37
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2026-06
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Here's August's bonus comic! This placed 2nd in the last poll and I REEEEEALLY wanted to draw it. SO THERE YOU GO. I'll post a poll for September's bonus strip soon!

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Phaye

Can I be Melon's friend? Just....I need this in my life.

Jason Hunter

I picked my kids up from school today and the oldest said her homework was to order deathmoles. It thought “ wow, Jeph will be happy about that”. Then she repeated it and I realized she meant decimals. Anyway great comic

Al Hunt
>>15817421

I would so send her back the next day with the latest album. And instructions on "deadpan humor".

Anonymous

I used to have '72 Plymouth that would do that. I miss that car.

Anonymous

I'm tremendously happy this exists

Douglas E. Smith

At first I thought it was Mentos and Diet Coke. The fact that is neither foam-inducing method is intriguing and horrifying...

Matt

I think I voted for this one on that poll, so yay finally one of my votes sorta counted =p

Jim Feldman

Other than showing up with a missing arse, what is Melon's story? She's not even listed in the cast.

Chong Go

Always go with what really calls to you, Jeph!

ducksauz

I would hate to be Melon and Arthur’s landlord. Pretty sure they wouldn’t get their security deposit back when they moved out.

Kyle Major

She just does that. I hope she's ok. I would hate to see melon end up at the AI mechanic for something serious. (Coming soon "questionable content: the daytime drama" miniseries, brought to you buy FX)

Shawn K. Younkin

Sure, she does it and it's "cute", Ash from Alien does this and they knock his head off....DOUBLE STANDARDS!!

Mitchell Sealy

That can't be good for her inner workings.

Anonymous

Melon might rust if she keeps doing that. Unless she's made of surgical stainless steel

Dev
>>15822500

Or unless that...stuff, whatever it is, doesn't cause rust.

Anonymous

I have a suggestion for a bonus comic, Jeph... Melon meets both Ollie AND the Skateboard dude.

BobC

Melon, Melon, Melon, Melon, Melon, Melon, Melon. Mo' Melon!

Bagge

Do I want to know? I don't think I want to know

Ben Russell-Gough

"What do you mean? I was just cleaning my oral cavity! Roko says that humans do that regularly and I wanted to know what that's like!"

Brent Catherman

This actually would be a fun thing to do if you physically could. I'm not sure if the acidity of the vinegar could be potentially damaging to Melon's inner workings, but her loss Union Robotics gain.

Darth Hypno

I sort of want to research whether this would damage your teeth and if not I sort of want to do it just for the internet points