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Bonus Comic: Melon Vs. The Volcano 2 (Patreon)

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2018-10-18 23:29:52
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2026-06
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VOLCANO REVENGE

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Grace Kieser

I'm not even mad, I just want to know how she made thermite from baking soda and vinegar!

William Davy

Melon don't give a duck 'bout your silly fleshy human chemistry.

Boots McGoot

i guess I'm just gonna have to ask you, then, having lost two polls! Jeph! how was yoga?

Bruce Steinberg

Looks like Roko may need to get a new job sooner than she thought she would.

LH

what is the socially appropriate greeting in this situation?

Olivia Waters

The hell did she put in there? Thermite?!

TwoRavens

Evidently Melon forgot she put her thermite in a baking soda box...

Chris Gallaty

Whom, exactly, was the volcano getting revenge on?

Am Queue

My husband once set part of his house on fire with his circa 8th grade papier mache volcano that he did for a science fair at school...

Populuxe

Thermite doesn’t explode, it burns. Unless Melon put a block of ice inside the volcano. That would make burning thermite explode. Has Melon watched Mythbusters? Listen to Adam and Jamie, Melon. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME.

Nicholas Lopez

I really want to know what Melon put in that volcano.

Ami

Totally a fart font

Kyle Major

Now I wanna know the situation melon would say "socially inappropriate greeting"

Kuragari

Roko's going to need to dunk her head in that hair vat now.

Miyaa

I have so many questions. Mostly about what kind of insurance company would accept Melon?

awgiedawgie
>>16428951

You're assuming Melon has insurance? I'm sure the building owner has insurance. I suspect that they also make Melon pay for repairs.

awgiedawgie
>>16427832

And thermite burns white, not red. Although I suppose if the balance of metals were wrong, or if the volcano is made of metal, it could leave molten slag running down the sides like that.

awgiedawgie
>>16428353

I don't think she knows the meaning of "inappropriate", so I doubt she would ever say it. Someone (probably Roko) likely told her long ago that she needed to use a socially appropriate greeting, and she took it literally.

Chuck Dee
>>16427103

More likely, Melon _remembered_ that she put thermite in a baking soda box...

Captain Button

Was there a Melon vs. the Volcano 1, or am i just not getting the joke?

Ian Wolfe

I can't even imagine the security deposit one would need to have to even consider renting to Melon.

Bagge

How did... how did she melt the floor with the volcano standing on the table?

Kasumi Ghia
>>16431039

my headcanon: She owns the building. Some months she even remembers to collect rent.

Shawn K. Younkin

I am super tempted to get a tattoo of Melon's face from the second panel. It's just too cute!!

Robert Miller

"Socially appropriate greeting" sound be the new "hello". :)

Ben Russell-Gough

I was going to ask why Melon created a simulated volcano in Roko's apartment when I suddenly realised: "She's Melon! Why WOULDN'T she do it in someone else's apartment?"

Mark
>>16433999

I thought, given that Melon is looking down, that she blew a hole in her floor and Roko's ceiling in the apartment below.

Bagge
>>16432782

According to an old Swedish commercial, the socially appropriate greeting for blowing a whole in someone's ceiling is to invite them for a cup of coffee. ("When you get unexpected guests")

Bagge
>>16428525

Hope the pink batch is still fresh. She would look great as punk

Paul Birchenough

Pretty sure lava has most of the same letters as love.

Anonymous

The third panel explains EVERYTHING! Look there... Short blonde hair, an intensem focused grimmace... MELON is channeling HANNELORE! That's my head canon and you won't change it! :P

Abhayakara

Why is the volcano talking?

Anonymous
>>16438474

Rocko lives downstairs, and the lava melted thru his ceiling and now there is a hole so she can Give a " Socially appropriate greeting"

Bagge
>>16426684

She might go into construction. I hear there's a local landlord with a hole that needs fixing

Brad Knowles

I do wonder what kind of "BAKIN' SODA" she is using there to get such extreme volcanic reactions that would eat a hole through her floor into Roko's apartment below.

awgiedawgie

This strip also answers the question from a while ago regarding where Melon lives in relation to Roko's apartment. Now I have this suspicion that they met when Roko had to come upstairs because of another one of Melon's "projects". Or maybe because <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3644" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">Arthur was cooking dinner</a>.

Cody Renton

I like Arthur's expression of dismay

Sleepy John

Melon is almost ready to help Momo make rice.