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Swiss Army Knife (Patreon)

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2018-10-22 01:18:49
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Anonymous

But what is she doing?

Peter McDevitt

please tell me Faye's not implying Bubbles can use a concrete saw as a sex toy.

Matt Grayson

I have no idea what’s going on, but I love it!

Kyle Major

Aww skipped the kanoodleing

Jamison Town

Do you want it done right or do you want it done fast?

Charlotte Grubbs

I'd suggest she go to The Secret Bakery instead, but there she'd just be distracted by Elliot, Brun and Clinton's awkward three-way flirting.

J.M. Hall

Another haircut?

Denise Webber

Bubbles looks as sexy AF wielding that saw!

Miyaa

Please tell me Bubbles has a function where an umbrella pops out of her head. (It’s an old Garfield joke about Swiss Army knives & umbrellas. One of the last funny jokes from Garfield.)

Stoodmuffin

Fubbs AND Claire! I NEEDED this today, Jeph! Thank you!

Elf Sternberg

That's how Union Robotics can make money: House calls! Next time, we get to see them fix Melon's butt from inside the house. "Socially inappropriate greeting!"

Andrew Mitchell

But what's the angle grinder going to be used FOR?!? I. MUST. KNOW. *please*

Bagge

That poor espresso machine :-(

Zach Elwyn

What's up with those prices?

BobC

FINALLY! A new smoothie machine!

Anonymous

Man I got all kinds of excited when I saw the subject line and remembered yesterday’s strip However, I identify with Claire EXTREMELY HARD in this strip

Bagge

Heh, I don't THINK this is Claire stressing out about exams and using displacement to don't think about it. I THINK it's just Claire geeking out about living up to the stereotype

Bagge
>>16503498

They increase with size of the beverage? I mean, I'm sure there is some sort of geeky numbers series in there as well, but I have not had coffee, so whatever.

Julia Allen-Hesse

Uh.. did I miss something? Why are the sawing the counter at COD?

Ack
>>16504944

Resting the saw on the counter to get it started. Once it's started, Bubbles will be using the saw on something else.

William Cole
>>16503419

Now that you mention it, I seem to recall Bubbles expressing a desire to overhaul that thing.

Ben Russell-Gough

This is a Noodle Incident Prologue, isn't it? It doesn't matter what Bubbles is going to do with the concrete saw and we'll probably never know. All that matters is that Claire walked into CoD this morning to have her sense of reality profoundly shaken! I guess Faye and Bubbles are adding 'odd-jobbers' to their job descriptions to make up their shortfall!

Scott Kenney

I can't believe no-one mentioned Faye's cool overalls

Ben Russell-Gough
>>16509285

That's just her jacket; she's had that for years. The one thing that I've noticed is that she sowed the arms back on that she had ripped off during the time she worked for Corpse Witch, possibly whilst trying to get more into the 'edgy criminal accomplice' psychology.

Bagge
>>16503301

Maybe they should start with fixing Melon's house? Not trying to diminish your idea or anything, but I think at this point in it being inflicted volcano damages, that seems prudent

Bagge

I assume this will turn out to be a scene change. Now, as we focus on Claire and her career stress for a while, we will assume that Joyce and Bubbles continue heavy-duty construction-tool-related shenanigans in the background

GragSmash

Panel 2 claire is exploring new realms of cuteness I had not expected to encounter today.

Justin Alexander

I'm uncertain whether this is the result of them deciding on the sex or the Google ads. Either way: Kinky.

Peter Jensen
>>16502471

QC mostly keeps the kanoodleing implied. For more explicit human/machine ... er ... "interfacing", Iron Circus Comics recently (very successfully) kickstartered a comic anthology on the subject.

ysth

time skip