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AWKWARD ZONE

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Will Weaver

See Roko, the first step is admitting the problem!

R L

Awkward zone defeated.

Ack

I can't help but notice that Beepatrice has an upgraded blush mechanism. It spreads over her whole face, rather than the two colour-bars under the eyes that Roko and Bubbles have.

ERRORCODE616

Mild-mannered office workers by day, purveyors of very specific fetishes by night. Roko goes by the Doughminatrix.

Bartley J Drood

She accidentally came out as...what's the term...breadist? carbosexual? glutesbian? LGBTQ where the B stands for "bread"? I know we should try to avoid labels but it's best we at least understand bread fetishism so as not to offend.

Anonymous

I think that may be the best possible response, but you may have to have the blush and the . . . innocence, maybe? . . . for it to work.

tamtheotter

I'm curious what this job she's interviewing for is

Matt Grayson

And the best part? Spookybot knew this was going to happen...

Kyle Major

This is how the spread fetish spreads :3

MikeT

Next panel is them sneaking into the secret bakery naked

z

I can see AIs being interested in sexuality because humans are so fascinated by it. And, finding new ways to get off.

Dylan T

JESUS CHRIST BASILISK TAKE HER ON A DATE FIRST

lilibat

This is not how you job interview.

Brent Catherman

Nudge nude, wink wink, say no more, say no more.

Grace Kieser

It's a novel approach to making new friends, but then again, Roko is friends with Melon, so she may not have a good baseline to work from!

BobC

I wonder if computers think Ctrl-Alt-Delete is a quickie...

Myron A Barber

A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat. Look, are you insinuating something? Naaaaaahhhh....Yes.

Bagge

Work interview is going well! :-)

Anonymous

Miles O'Brien, Deep Space Nine. Everything that can go wrong happens to HIM. Roko Basilisk. Everything that can go wrong, happens to HER. (A date with Pintsize was only the second worst one of her life?!!!) I gotta wonder what would happen if those two ever met?

Bagge

I really wish I could find the comic where Hannelore, Pintsize and Windslow talk about robot swears.

Bagge

Next time there is a Secret Bakery-comic, Beepatrice and Roko will sit in the background with wide eyes, a huge blush and no lines of dialog.

MercuryBuddha

NEW BEST FRIENDS!!! XD Also know this feel bro. XD

Michele Williams

Murphy's law would implode, creating a new universe in which we realize that our lives are some alien race playing d&d and having shite roles and a lousy DM.

Andrew Diseker

I was expecting an ear-shattering "FWEEE"...

Andrew

I wonder how well a crispy baguette would stand up to some 'explosive' testing...

Brian

Oh dear

Bagge

Seems like something more in Pintsize's comfort zone than Roko's. More toast than bread at that point

Bagge

Nice panel design with the zoom out and white background. Puts Roko's sudden mortification in focus!

Chris Gallaty

....And now she is just going to be waiting to catch her in the rye...

Hugh Meyer

I'd love the puns to continue, but I'm not sure I'm the best judge of when a joke has been taken too far. I mean, I just never seem to know when to baguette.

Mark

Beepatrice and Roko together is almost more adorable than I can stand!

Sarah Manx

The awkward zone has never been more adorable!

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

For a "race" that should have few to no hang-ups about personal preference, Roko's expression in the next-to-last panel looks like she accidentally let slip one of the most disgusting and obscene swears imaginable. Like "Belgium".

Jim Feldman

Maybe they BOTH get side gigs at "Secret" bakery.

Anonymous

I love how close Beepatrice gets to Roko in that last panel.

Evgeniy Semyonov

She's special like that. She even fainted when Faye was describing making repairs to Roko's foot. And she fears tickles, even if she by any means shouldn't.

Ami

stop me if I mentioned this. Bread in spanish is pan. Roko es pansexual

Stoodmuffin

GAY ROBOTS. Omg. Those last to pannels. This is why I am here for QC now just gay, kinky, robots

Aviyara

Calling it now Beepatrice's fetish is the concept of fetishes

Dale Fisher

I mean, have you ever had a well toasted multigrain bread with a little clotted cream on it and some raspberry jam? There is almost nothing better with a cup of coffee.