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Bonus comic poll! (Patreon)

Published:
2019-02-01 21:03:01
Imported:
2026-06

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Agh sorry I got so behind on these dang bonus comics again! Turns out moving halfway down the east coast via car KIND OF jumbles up your entire life??? Anyway I'll try to get caught up as best I can. Thank you for your patience!

Comments

Terry Parry

That third option speaks to my soul...

Auros Harman

Melon and Lemon have more sisters? Are they like Lenom and Molen and so on?

MiaKitty

I want to see crushbot's secret job working somewhere very delicate

Anonymous

I'm fond of any, with the exception of the YB one, which would traumatize a perfectly good chainsaw for LIFE.

Anonymous

I don't understand why more people don't want to see a bird fucking a chainsaw?

Niels Roosen

Crrrrruuuuuuuuushboooooot! I feel he needs some positive attention after that rather unfortunate......accident.

Joshua Thomas

at least 51 people picked option 3, lmao

Summer Sudbrink

Halfway down the east coast? More visits to SPX? :)

Celine Chamberlin

Dude, these options are completely unfair. I want both one and two but also three because reasons.

Anonymous

Never was a fan of YB. The other two options don't appeal much, but... I am curious about Crush Bot... Part of me hopes for some super out-of-the-box job like florist, but most of me expects it to be like "What does Marten do when the story isn't focused on him" and Crush Bot will have a literal job crushing cans or compressing trash or something equally predictable.

Matt Lee

it has been a long, family-friendly drought for yelling bird fans

Miyaa

I think the better third option was what was Winslow doing while Tannalore was squeeing over Stilly.

NekoIncardine
>>19465356

HIS NAME IS STILL MC BITCOIN$ AND HE'S HERE TO SAY (/stops because that tweet was irrelevant half a decade ago)

Miyaa
>>19466339

(Having a date with Siri — yes that Siri — would be my guess.)

Stephen Smoogen

I would have gone for 3) Pintsize in Coffee-of-Doom power suit (chainsaw appropriately hidden)

Raven Razor

If I wasn't so curious about Melon and Lemon's names I would make multiple patron accounts and pay to vote up yelling bird. He is life.

Brian

$10 says crushbot is a tax accountant or some shit

Anonymous

I miss Yelling Bird.

Janne Peltonen

So are they all a Fruit Basket or are they all anagrams of each other?

Waffles the Mooose

Totally Melon and Lemon. Although Yelling Bird really seems to want to fuck that chainsaw...

Borg Lord

I'm not a big Yelling Bird fan, but I do find myself kind of wanting to see him fuck a chainsaw . . . even if not enough to vote for it.

Shawn K. Younkin

I'm surprised that the Crushbot job is leaing...(full disclosure-that is the one I voted for) because it seems that his job..is just to crush stuff....

Lucanid Landman

Huh. I expected the troll option to get more votes (full disclosure: Voted for Melon and her Sisters).

Sally Fields

Let us know if you want to do another Bembo Comic

Sleepy John

I think Crushbot is a yenta for AIs. Teenagers can't be trusted to handle such things themselves.

Stellar

FOURTH OPTION: BEMBO

Ryan X

Crushbot is probably a professional bunny petter.

Daryl Sawyer

I am really surprised the yelling bird option doesn't have more votes.

TMN

I'm kind of happy that Yelling Bird never makes it in these polls. I do kind of miss his assorted cast, though. Shame Orb, Randy, Sweet Tits...

BobC

Isn't it obvious? Crushbot works at an online dating service! He's good at it, hence his name. He may even own it. It's the name of the site. Which is why his name and occupation are both "Crushbot".

awgiedawgie
>>19465209

I own a couple perfectly good chainsaws, and that would be the last time Yelling Bird did <i>anything</i>.

awgiedawgie
>>19474269

Are you, really? Because I'm astonished that it has as many as it does. I wouldn't have expected it to get even 50 votes, let alone 130.

Joshua Thomas

Crushbot's job option is a troll. Obviously he crushes things!

Richard

CrushBot works in an orange juice factory, making delicious orange juice for morning breakfast.

Lucy

Where is the option to see a scene from "Ass Swordsman Tetsuo"?

Clarke

Not a Yelling Bird fan either.

Matt Grayson

Where is "Will it Blend Bot?"

Matt Grayson

CRUSHBOT TAUGHT DROID 06 EVERYTHING DROID 06 KNOWS. INCLUDING GRAMMAR.

Clifton Royston

Whatever Crushbot's job is, I'm sure he crushes it.