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Puns Intended (Patreon)

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2019-02-27 03:10:35

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Kenneth Carlile

OH GOD HOW DID I MISS THAT PUN YESTERDAY

2019-02-27 03:12

William Hanna

$69? Nice

2019-02-27 03:12

Brian

How did Roko not pass out from seeing the hole in Melon’s belly?

2019-02-27 03:13

LH

... "what's a buttfor"

2019-02-27 03:13

Nikki

Why can't Melon have 2 navels? I'm sure her highly paid job of doing...whatever it is that she does... should be able to cover the costs!

2019-02-27 03:14

Terry Parry

I'm pretty sure we all saw this coming, haha

2019-02-27 03:14

Anonymous

For pooping, silly.

2019-02-27 03:14

Damian Paradis

First a melon baller.. don't let Lemon use a zester!

2019-02-27 03:14

Brian

Where would she put the second one? Directly above the first? Next to it? Somewhere else on the body?

2019-02-27 03:15

awgiedawgie

You mean the melon baller? I don't know how you could have missed it, with all the people who commented on it.

2019-02-27 03:15

awgiedawgie

Do Faye and Bubbles need volunteers to do the butt buffing?

2019-02-27 03:16

Shawn K. Younkin

Awwww, I know it's rewarding bad behavior but give her two navels!!

2019-02-27 03:18

Damian Paradis

Buttfing: It's a valid side business of robot massage. With a.... happy ending.

2019-02-27 03:19

kwixote

Why *can't* she have two navels?

2019-02-27 03:21

BobC

No, this is *NOT* the way to get ripped abs. Well, in fact, ummm...

2019-02-27 03:21

John Fiala

Another good method of polishing is to use an updog.

2019-02-27 03:22

Kyle Jenkins

Awww poor Melon

2019-02-27 03:23

Magic Chopstick Games

*ahem* BUTTS

2019-02-27 03:23

Grace Kieser

I think Lemon rolled higher on wisdom than Melon

2019-02-27 03:25

Daryl Sawyer

She's not as integrated as she was. Probably makes her less susceptible to that sort of thing.

2019-02-27 03:26

Daryl Sawyer

The really hard thing is when you're looking for product reviews and all you can find is a network of sites that link to each other, each purporting to be an independent review site, each actually having been set up by the same marketing group.

2019-02-27 03:27

Captain Button

Melon will be played by Mariette Hartley in the QC live action movie. <a href="https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/22041/why-does-lyra-a-have-two-belly-buttons" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://scifi.stackexchange.com/questions/22041/why-does-lyra-a-have-two-belly-buttons</a>

2019-02-27 03:28

R L

BUTTS

2019-02-27 03:33

Mark P.

Wait why does she even have a melon baller in the kitchen in the first place?

2019-02-27 03:34

Edmund Schweppe

Wouldn't the SynthShine 420 be reserved for polishing potbellies?

2019-02-27 03:35

Constantine Hannaher

Also, “420.”

2019-02-27 03:36

Hugh Eckert

I had questions about that, too...

2019-02-27 03:39

Hugh Eckert

Or synthesizers...

2019-02-27 03:39

Steven desJardins

I haven't heard that word before. What is the definition of updog?

2019-02-27 03:41

Shawn K. Younkin

Poor Melon looks so sad.... :(

2019-02-27 03:43

Julia Allen-Hesse

What’s a buttfor? Is that kinda like updog?

2019-02-27 03:45

You're name hear

Sigh...

2019-02-27 03:50

Captain Button

Violates the international Washington Navel Limitation Treaty. <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Naval_Treaty" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Washington_Naval_Treaty</a>

2019-02-27 03:55

MikeT

Why did the last panel simply be Roko bent over a table whilst Fae 'buttfs' her with a rotary tool? XD

2019-02-27 03:55

Bagge

That's good life advice right there

2019-02-27 05:02

David Jackson

> don't listen to internet nerds about anything I mean... fair

2019-02-27 05:02

Ami

What's a buttfor?

2019-02-27 05:07

Minzoku Bokumetsu

Pooping

2019-02-27 05:11

awgiedawgie

That's why it's so expensive.

2019-02-27 07:22

Sarah Buisson

I have a stupide question : how do you keep track of how each IA speek ?

2019-02-27 08:24

Dean Reilly

Jeph gotta save something for the monthly bonus strip

2019-02-27 08:55

Anonymous

“WAXY” That’s what is written across Melon’s shorts. “Wax Jobs” now a side business with “Sprays”

2019-02-27 09:34

Gary Walker

It's a kind of abuttoir.

2019-02-27 10:46

Summer Sudbrink

It's good that she's taking care of her chAssis.

2019-02-27 14:23

Summer Sudbrink

While they're doing the buttfing, they can give her a thorough system cheek.

2019-02-27 14:24

Summer Sudbrink

I guess a buttfing is a type of Heinlich maneuver?

2019-02-27 14:25

Summer Sudbrink

She wants the emblem shiny in case she gets crushed again. For posteriority.

2019-02-27 14:26

Summer Sudbrink

Somebody stop me... :D

2019-02-27 14:27

Jim Feldman

Could be worse. Real Swiss watch oil is like $30 for 2cc. Also, butt buffing might be a service they could offer humans AND humanoid robots.

2019-02-27 15:51

Al Hunt

Interesting. I can't imagine you burn through a lot of that stuff in a year, though ;-)

2019-02-27 16:13

Joe

there's probably any number of folks that'd give her a good buttfing for free ... I'll see myself out.

2019-02-27 18:02

Valraven

Yeah, but how many would do it right?

2019-02-27 21:36

Dan Isaacs

Wouldn't she give herself testicles with a melon baller?

2019-02-28 00:21

Kuragari

SynthShine420 is going to be someone's username shortly.

2019-02-28 00:44

Sleepy John

pun indented.

2019-02-28 01:33

Anonymous

Path of Exile won't allow numbers in characters names, but SynthShinefourtwenty was open. WAS...

2019-02-28 07:05

Anonymous

"Melon Baller" has sooo many layers going on.

2019-02-28 21:22

Brian

Pretty sure it’s just two?

2019-03-01 06:28

Anonymous

$60 for two ounces of 420 you say? Bargain!

2019-03-01 14:48

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