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these bonus comics are very explosion-heavy

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Benzy

Someone(s) *want(s)* that!?

gatherer818

Flaming dildo. Don't think I've seen that in a webcomic before.

JPMK! {verb}

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AS EXPECTED"?!

Anton

I love Beepatrice!

Frank Wales

I think someone has misunderstood "make me feel hot".

Leak

Sounds like something that would be right up Oglaf's alley...

Leak

Why the nose cutout on the safety glasses, though?

Morgan V

The smoke is a heart! 🖤

Lalo Martins

I think it was Asimov who said it first — the main point of making humanoid robots is so that they can use tools and accessories designed for humans.

Al Hunt

Guaranteed for the life of the user.

Summer Sudbrink

Assault dildos, patent pending Pintsize Industries. Pull the pin and wait 3 minutes.

kaitou

It was made by Apple and has a lithium battery in it?

Miyaa

Better this than some kind of exfoliating bar designed to clean the vagina.

Jason Rock

And then it turns out this lab is underneath Roko's apartment. "My floor!" "Oh, hello Roko!"

BobC

Evidently, the failed ones just lie there and buzz.

Captain Button

This is my fault. Some years ago I was told "In [US_state] it is illegal to sell sex toys but legal to sell fireworks, while in [adjoining_US_state] it is illegal to sell fireworks, but legal to sell sex toys." I immediately asked "But what about sex toys that are also fireworks?" Of course, I thereby created the fetish for that, per the laws of Quantum Fetish Mechanics. <a href="https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=715" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=715</a>

Andrew

Maybe Jeph is ultra-receptive to this, and his brain is like “Ooh another fetish, must draw!”.

Bagge

I have concerns

Chris Heg

Carry-on luggage only.

Andrew

Quantum-Fetish-Entanglement? The lesser known branch of quantum engineering.

Peter McDevitt

you know, you really should take your hot dogs out of the microwave before they burst like that.

Jim Feldman

That will teach you to use the wrong lube.

Kuragari

There are dildos and dildon'ts.

Timothy Mann

OOOOOH. I get it. She works for Samsung.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)

Y'know... it might have been about 4-5x funnier if she'd have just said "Performs as Expected"... ;)

Kurt Lewis

i hope in due time we get this exact comic but it's claire at her new job at the dildo factory