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Apprenticeship (Patreon)

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2019-03-14 02:47:07
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bye Renee

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Anonymous

sourdough is the best bread and i will fucking fight to the death on this hill

Jason Rock

I am Renee once per day on average, I think...

Mitchell Sealy

Does American Law allow for unpaid apprenticeships? I guess maybe on the paperwork he'll just call her an intern or something, but unpaid labor is setting off warning bells for me. If they want to do this for free they can do this on their personal time, without The Boss collecting all the profits.

Samantha Yeaman

I ship Roko x Sourdough. New OTP of Questionable Content.

BobC

What? We already knew Roko kneads bread!

Captain Button

Umm, will the health inspector approve of this?

Bartley J Drood

Wait, for Roku, is the proper term breadgasm, doughgasm, or hot-cross-bun-flashes ?

Mordaeus

I get more curious every time it comes up. Like, is it texture-based?

Bagge

Bah, where is the fun in that?

awgiedawgie
>>20765699

Clearly, it's very much triggered by smell, but there is certainly a tactile element to it as well. And I'm sure butter just amplifies everything, because everything's better with butter.

Anonymous

sweetest Roko ever in panel 3.

Diptych

Well, panel 2 Renee is a fascinating psychological study.

Dean Reilly
>>20763689

But since she recently quit her job and the AI advocacy doesn't pay much, she also kneads the dough.

Bagge

Soooo... Roko now has TWO pro bono gigs. Fun and all, but unless crushbot's insurance was outstanding she will soon have to take up May on getting a foot into the convenience store gig. Or maybe Melon has an opening in....... WHATEVER it is she does

Dylan T

Me too, Renee. Me too.

Andrew
>>20768271

I'm sure soon people will be paying to come watch her bake!

Andrew

Well I guess the Sourdough will be ruined, in the sense that they would then have to market it as Acutely-embarrassed-dough.

Evgeniy Semyonov

If it was a 90's romcom Elliot would stumble into some stupid, but funny situation, ending with him losing his shirt and being covered in flour/dough. Oh, wait, it's just a regular fanfiction. Carry on.

Anonymous

Curing body dysphoria through fetishes. Sasuga.

Anonymous

Just in passing, I would love to be able to turn down my dermal sensitivity sometimes. It would be nice to turn hearing and smell down at others. In fact, sometimes it would be nice to have the world rendered as wireframe illustrations, labels, and text blocks. There is a guy in an old Joanna Russ sf novel who has a helmet that does something like that. It always sounded good to me. The two times it would be useful would be around people with low signal to noise ratios, and around charming, attractive people who you were trying to evaluate for something other than charm and attractiveness. Come to think of it, it would also be useful around unpleasant, ugly people who you were trying to evaluate for something other than charm and attractiveness.

SheepFace2000

Seriously Renee at least fucking apologise don’t just throw out passive aggressive comments and leave someone else to do it for you.

Daryl Sawyer
>>20768271

Oh wow, sensualbaking.com. Videos of Rokko baking bread. Part cooking show, part porn.

Joe
>>20766248

I was thinking the same thing, but about blushing Roko in panel 4.

Anonymous

Now, I wouldn't mind getting a piece of Roko's buns.

awgiedawgie
>>20775491

Why did you think she was referring to the sourdough? She meant that it would be embarrassing for both her and Elliot.

BobC
>>20768271

Then we see her wrap herself in dough and roll into the oven. Belatedly realizing it will melt her butt emblem.

Am Queue
>>20768271

Well, Faye seemed to think she could make money with a webcam and cake, so it seems plausible Roko could do it with a webcam and bread...