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Same, To Be Honest (Patreon)

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2019-03-26 02:19:54
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Anonymous

this is easily the cutest comic in the history of qc

J.M. Hall

The urge is real.

Bel

Elliot is a good man.

LH

I was wondering why Roko owned a vegetable peeler. and a melon baller.

Joshua Thomas

Melon continues to have a fine looking.... bumper

Joseph Houk

Kitchen drawers just naturally collect utensils. Like how nature abhors a vacuum.

Chris Heg

I often think of having human guests over and cooking for them, but I don't do it either.

Alcaria Swain

Please let Roko and Elliot use those cooking utensils

Ted Van Roekel

In Elliot, I see the man I once was and aspire (with therapy) to be again. May he have better life experiences than I.

Chris Gallaty

I KNEW IT, Melon is a paper clip maximizer!! Humanity is DOOMED!!!

Mordaeus

Don't forget the condiment drawer!

Dylan T

I feel like a "two kinds of people" comment would usually go here, but let's be honest. Nobody is quite like Melon.

Mitchell Sealy

I'll sometimes buy children's comics. "I should have some children's comics in my collection" I tell myself. "What if one day I have some nephew or something that wants to read my comics?" I dunno. Maybe one of these days...

Summer Sudbrink

Coming soon from Melon Productions: Clippy-ana Jones and the Coffee of Doom

awgiedawgie

And I was right about the reason Roko has kitchen utensils. Once in a while I get lucky.

BobC
>>21150074

The replacement bumper on my car is better than the original, so it kinda figures. Edit: And before you ask, my rear bumper was taken out by an EV driver who forgot he wasn't in "single pedal mode" anymore. People can get stupid when you give them automation then remove it.

BobC

You know, back in the day, Yelling Bird would intrude on a moment like this. Sigh.

Kyle Major

Hay she had a human guest that lie was a.... lie

Andy Sleeper

How can a comic about AIs be so touching? Jeph is a great writer!

Fart Captor

Melon's unrelenting tight hug is a mood

awgiedawgie
>>21151061

Believe it or not, I have actually met a couple people who <i>are</i> quite like Melon. No, they don't have a job where they are covered in vermin, and they don't make baking soda volcanoes in their mouths, but other than that...

Anonymous

And the zoning laws for apartments have not been updated to take into account people who don't eat and do not have to cook. In real-life Massachusetts, we found out you can't legally occupy an apartment that has no stove.

Anonymous

Murakami reference?

Bagge

You can, in fact, have too many paperclips.

Bagge

Melon lil'-sissing Roko is just beautiful

Captain Button
>>21152444

Probably because they assume if there isn't one you'll cook with a charcoal grill and either set the place on fire or kill yourself with carbon monoxide.

awgiedawgie
>>21153034

But who gets to decide how many that is? Is it not a matter of personal expression? How can someone presume to dictate such a thing?

Am Queue

Elliot has been a support person for someone before. (Or has gone through needing some support.) It would be interesting to find out what jobs he's had before, and whether 'baker' is an aspiration or a holding pattern.

Bagge
>>21153034

It's ten times the number of papers you need clipping. See. Easy

Dev

Is anyone else wondering which part Jeph is saying "Same, to be honest" about? Is it the part about lying to oneself about having human guests and cooking for them, or the part about kitchen drawers full of paperclips?

Miyaa
>>21151397

No. Do not bring back Clippy! Microsoft killed him off for a reason!

Thomas Gymer

Melon is so cute and so adorable and so sweet and it melts my heart and I want her to be my little sister!

Anonymous

Elliot and Melon would make a good counseling team: good therapist, Dadaist therapist.

Bagge
>>21153361

Might just be from the pub. Sometimes they need a shoulder to block the way, sometimes a shoulder to cry on.

Bagge
>>21160751

It works! We have seen Roko snap out of her own problems at least two times to deal with or discuss Melon's weirdness.

Anonymous
>>21160751

It does. It is hard to feel bad about being lost when there is someone right there twice as lost, not caring about being lost themselves, and caring that you feel bad.

Churchill (formerly TeaBear)
>>21153583

About lying to one'sself, I guess. Though all introverts know the pain of being fully equipped to entertain friends but either having none or not quite daring to ask the ones you have. I guess that depends in how big an introvert Jeph is.

Jim Feldman
>>21160751

Well it does run in Melon's family. Lemon was one of her sisters. I'm surprised we haven't seen her pop back in.

Anonymous
>>21160751

If Roko went back to working in the police, and Melon followed her there, they could even be the "good cop, dadaist cop" duo every police team need.

Some Ed
>>21151102

This comic is more children friendly than some of the comic books I've seen in the possession of a child. So exactly what definition of children's comic book are you looking for? I mean, I know Hellboy isn't quite as bad as his name might suggest, but it's still disconcerting to see a little kid who's apparently younger than I was when I first said Hell walking around reading his comics... and, yes, I did say that word before I turned 16, but thanks for having a good opinion of me.

Anonymous

Elliot is the kind of friend Roko needs right now.

Anonymous

I love that Melon is just clutched onto Roko for all four panels.

Ellorgast

Damn, now you've got me thinking about real estate laws in QC. Are there AI-exclusive spaces that don't require kitchens, or is it considered discriminatory not to build apartments with amenities that accommodate both human and AI? Do AI resent all this space that's tailored to human needs over their own? Are there pinterest boards dedicated to making over unnecessary kitchens and bathrooms?

Beth A. Kaplan

My Husband-Person has become super concerned for Roko. (It's quite adorable.) I had to promise him you don't do overly horrific things to the QC crowd. ;-)