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Identity Issues (Patreon)

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2019-05-14 02:23:40
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Max D S

Svern Bjorn?

Alexander W Couzens

I really hope Sven had changed for the better. I want to see him be healthy and happy.

Brian

I hope May knocks some sense into him.

Rooty-Toot-Toot

And here we all welcome May's surliness.

Samantha Yeaman

Who is Sven? I'll do you one better. WHY is Sven?

BobC

Wait. He's over Faye? Could this be the Return of the Svengali? Oh, hell: His closest target is May. This won't end well.

Anonymous

I could never see the point of that question. What you want to do is what matters.

Anonymous

Oh I missed May.

Anonymous

Is May smelling a pepper shaker?

neato

i hate his bolo tie so fucjking much adjnfusensdknl

Andrea Andrew

May!!! I’m so happy to see you again.

Mark Hechim

I'm not your buddy, pal!

Mooster

They would make an interesting couple.

Dylan T

Oh god this is a combination that ends ONLY in disaster.

Cliff

What is May doing? Is that a salt shaker in her hand? If course, now I'm shipping May/Sven. She totally makes him her bottom.

Bagge
>>22697994

The female population of the state will be equally divided between morning the loss and highfiving may. There might be a parade.

Anonymous

How many months has it been since we last saw May? I think it was when Momo's hair got burnt off wasn't it?

Sarah Buisson

why (and how?)is may eating a chocolate bar?

Trigon Manthree

How did May get hold of a medical scanner from the <i>U.S.S. Enterprise</i>?

ysth

Never Svay

Some Ed
>>22698341

Virtually anything with May only ends in disaster. Most things with Sven end in disaster. I'm not sure I see a problem here. I mean, except for Momo. But maybe if she saw that even May can get some action by actually showing some interest and talking with people that Momo likes, maybe Momo could get up the nerve to do likewise. While that could be a disaster for May (I was *this* close to getting him to buy me a new chassis!), we all knew it was going to end in disaster for her anyway.

Daryl Sawyer

You know, Sven always used to write country songs for money... the irony of a Yankee songwriter churning out the art of the opposed culture. This is the first time I've seen him dressing cowboy. You think he's trying to go authentic?

Sleepy John

"Oh, she's all blue and so am I, She'll kick my ass but I got to try, I got them want-to-jump-an-AI Blues..."

Diptych
>>22727370

I suspect so! I wonder if he's started recording material himself?

Cliff
>>22729149

In my mind, I sang this to the tune of Old Town Road, and it mostly worked.