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Cold Out There (Patreon)

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2019-05-19 04:28:51
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JD

I wish getting laid was that easy...

Max D S

Baby it's cold outside...

Am Queue
>>22858104

As long as the other person is into the same level of casual, it's usually that easy. At least, in my experience. The trick is being honest and up front without being creepy.

JD
>>22858104

In my experience, it's not easy to find people okay with that.

Julienne Ignace
>>22858104

The not being creepy is key, though for some people - myself occasionally included - not coming off as creepy can be difficult because it's all based on some else's perception.

Bagge

I still think May is coming on to Sven. "Hey wanna fuck?" (short paus) Internal monolog: "Fuck, the shit-dick didn't pick up on it."

Adam Friedlander

Maybe they're gonna bang Maybe they're going to collaborate on a reinvention of outlaw country music in the age of AIs (might be a greater chance of the first one, IDK)

BobC

Now QC has a resident shrink. And it's May. Yeah, that will work out fine.

Captain Button

I think May gets too many of her ideas about sex from porn. Or from Pintsize.

BobC
>>22858104

I recently came back to something I learned long ago: Only lay friends. One-night stands are easily destructive, unless you can make real friends that quickly. Mistakes become endings, rather than beginnings. But with friends, even a disastrous night together can become something to laugh about in the years to come. Seriously, this can be wonderful. More than once I've had friends snort beer out their noses when a friend-ex told our story. Friendship becomes absolutely necessary in a longer relationship. Only a true friend will tell you when you've totally ruined a sexy mood, then give you another chance. Getting laid is often little more than what close friends do for each other. The best sex I've ever had was FWB, since it was all gain with no loss.

BobC
>>22858193

Just set up a stand: "Shrink your brain: $0.05"

Bagge
>>22858193

"Dear May, I'm feeling torn between this cute guy at the gym and this gute guy in class. Which one should I chose?" "GAWD, JUST FUCK SOMEONE, YOU FUCKING FUCK!"

Miyaa

Why do I get this feeling this is going to be a Sven x May x Momo relationship?

Mark
>>22858104

"not coming off as creepy can be difficult because it's all based on some else's perception", perception that is strongly coloured by how attractive the other person finds you.

Chuck Dee
>>22858104

You can be as honest and upfront as you want. Doesn't necessarily mean that the other person is doing the same. And if you don't know them, it's easy to miss the cues that might tell you that they're not being totally honest.

Grant Swire

are they gonna bang? or attempt bang?

Grant Swire

Is there a robot equivalent of a sugar daddy?

Evgeniy Semyonov

By the way, in panel 5 May makes an extremely Oglaf face.

Danya Michael
>>22869409

I mean, May could save up and commission some upgrades from Union Robotics if necessary. They made, and I quote, "a huge metal dong" for Pintsize.

Vanestus

I just got your corner pun.

Kuragari

I wonder how many times "Sure, let's slam." has been said before sex and the sex then actually occurred. LOL