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Clownboy (Patreon)

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2019-05-22 02:00:33
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gatherer818

He even wears out the ai ladies

Max D S

And now Bubbles and Co. will judge Sven when they pick her up. Intrigue!

Andrea Andrew

This is the weirdest remake of sex friends I’ve ever seen. LOL

JD

You would think that's a frequent occurrence in their universe. Just like people's phones often die after a hookup.

Terry Parry

Let me guess, you have to censor this one to, haha

Jon Daneman

It's kinda weird that built in retractable cables wouldn't be standard

shanetown
>>22949144

Well, it is established that she has a shitty government issue chassis...

Jessie Cook

Okay time to rush order a drone delivery from Amazon.

Shawn K. Younkin

Well...at least Sven is trying to do "something"....

Mitchell Sealy

Damn, that would suck to live like that. Just finding yourself unconscious, vulnerable, at the mercy of whoever's around at odd and unpredictable intervals. She really needs a new chassis.

Mordaeus

Do we search the alley for the stupid cable? Do we call her friends and try to explain that, no, this is not a dead person he may or may not have had sex with recently? Find out next!

Carl Fink

This could be very uncomfortable a new way. Sven can afford to buy May a deluxe body with the money from one country hit.

Matt Grayson

Call Momo! She’ll know what to do...

Hedgie

Lol. after I saw last night's (to us) and tonight's (for the plebs), I had to message the admin of the fora just to say "not to spoil anything, but things are going to get weird here tomorrow". They agreed wholeheartedly after looking at it

Matt Grayson

And remember: low battery does not imply consent!

drone r0m-3

Er1-KA Muon comic... Is it called Oh Joy, Sex Robot?

Anonymous

Well if anyone was going to have an answer, it would Er1-KA 😂

Captain Button

Does he know where she works? Maybe charm the clerk there into bringing it from her locker or the break room? Does she have just the one job at the convenience store?

z

Okay, now I can see Swen just buying a new battery for her and getting it installed, 'cause he's got money and having that kind of robot narcolepsy is just mean.

Mister Cletus

Whoa, Sven having to face being responsible for something other than himself for once? Dude, bold move.

Sleepy John

"Ok, got it, but I gotta finish this storyline first."

Magic Beans

If most of us were battery-powered droids, could we trust the few of us who weren't to charge us when necessary? I think not.

Kaz Redclaw

After asking the internet, he calls task rabbit to pick up a new cable...

Anonymous

Aaron, ever read "The Stainless Steel Leech" by Roger Zelazny? Your comment reminds me of that, for some reason.

R. Francis Smith
>>22949435

100% what I was thinking, Sven will want to throw money at this situation but we've just seen how personal this can get. Unless he agrees to buy her a jet body, of course.

Hawkeye

Oh no. This is how Momo finds them isn't it?

Gigglebyte

Oh boy...there went my sex toy...friend?

BobC

1. Sven's gonna make a million dollars from the song he writes about this. 2. Where the HELL did all that lube go?

Luzahn

Huh, I wonder if they'll make him censor *these* robotits. What's the cutoff point?

awgiedawgie
>>22950024

As long as he makes it clear that he's just doing something to be nice, and doesn't expect any... favors... in return.

Chris Crowther

Gotta say, the hat tip to Erika is my favourite bit. Also Sven actually thinking about someone else.

Zach Elwyn

I don't get the Eri-KA Muon reference, and googling it brings me to some doctoral theses about neutrinos.. What am I missing?

Mitchell Sealy

Clownboy Clowboy you can call me Clownboy I don't care I'll show you how to love!

Mitchell Sealy
>>22951401

Erika Moen. She runs the Oh Joy Sex Toy comic, which puts a fun spin on sex education.

Dylan T

Why would you make that proprietary that seems very dangerous

David Wright

Oddly, I can relate to this, being with someone who is diabetic. Blood sugar too low, gotta get them some OJ or something quick. Their percentage time left is also not very accurate.

Nobilis Reed (personal)

Clever clever, she's a robot so there's no problem with her walking around naked... --N

Nascha Morrison

I was just waiting for Erika to jump in here at some point after the last page and you did not disappoint 🤣

Mooster
>>22950599

They are at Sven's house. I don't imagine Momo frequents there. That we know of, anyway.

Bagge

They are good at cleaning

Mark

I audibly cackled at the Er1-KA Muon callback!

Anonymous

I'm concerned about her only having one charger...

Inahc
>>22951602

and there are a bunch of gadgets for that now, which presumably also need charging

GJT
>>22952946

considering regular real world computer chargers can run 50 bucks if you don't order cheap ones online, and she's had financial difficulties, i can easily see not having a backup charger.

Bagge

Come on, Sven. Like this is the first time something like this has happened to you.

Andrew

Someone get that girl some electron-lytes for post-coital recovery!

Joel Bateman

I kinda had a feeling, knowing Sven and May, that their convo would lead to them smashing.

Ack

Y'know, I thought this was already weird.

Cozy

Um. What exactly did he smash, besides the watermelon?

Ian Wolfe

I find myself laughing a lot harder at this than someone with a healthy mind probably should....

Daryl Resplandor
>>22955477

Just because she doesn't have genitalia doesn't mean they can't enjoy themselves. May's said in canon that she'd just fill her mouth with lube and "let a guy just go to town".

Lalo Martins

You know, Sven and May is actually not a bad pairing.

Diptych

He knows May knows Faye, 'cause they talked about her. And presumably he knows Faye and Bubbles are now running a repair shop. So... his next step might be the awkward task of calling his ex-hookup to help his new hookup deal with a post-coital power failure?

Kivael

I am honestly hoping for more robo relation nudes. I find them very interesting for various reasons.

Chris Gallaty

Silly bot, giving other uses that level of access with out surge protection can lead to power outages and the unwanted spawning of child AI processes... i.e. She's, forked now...

MikeT

This can only go well. And by well I mean epically bad.

Eric Rucker

You know, I just realized something - a brownout like that means that May will not have successfully saved everything. (Being forced to sleep by a low battery state protects what's in RAM, but a weak battery with high internal resistance like that, voltage will have dropped below thresholds and she went down hard.) She *will* have memory loss... the question is how much.

Eric Rucker
>>22959303

To expand... I'd guess that the *best* case is that she doesn't remember the last couple words she said. However, if "afterglow" for a QC AI is really "reduce other processing loads to commit a sexual experience to permanent memory"... that process was interrupted by her charging woes. She may not even remember having sex with Sven at all (although she'll almost certainly remember arranging their hookup). To be honest, this could be quite horrifying for her, even if she doesn't admit it to Sven.

Griffon

I get the feeling this is going to somehow violate her parole and that's going to be awful for her.

Brent Catherman

I hope he doesn't let wearing May out go to his head. I also wonder if any of this will have to be censored.

Anonymous

Dibs on next comic featuring Momo sniffing cereal.

Anonymous

Sweet reference to Erika, another favourite artist!

Jim Feldman

It seems like the practical thing is prop he up in a corner, throw a blanket over her and run to the store (her job) and get her cable.

Anonymous

Sven contacts Faye and Bubbles for help. Faye and Bubbles arrive and find May naked, unconscious, and covered with lube residue on Sven's floor, and decide that Sven has taken advantage of her. Awakened, May can't remember anything because of the sudden shutdown. Bubbles has a PTSD flashback to the feeling of being paralyzed while terrible things went on around her. Faye manages to restrain her long enough for Sven to escape. The manhunt begins. Well, no, probably not. It is interesting to think about, though.

Evgeniy Semyonov
>>22967886

Well, Jeph does not like those "hilarious misunderstandings", so it would never come to be here. Although as a spin-off in an alternate gritty reality, written by, say, Christopher Hastings it could be a Transmetropolitan-greatness-level project.

Anonymous

I love this strip since the idea of going straight to google to find the solution is exactly what i would do.

Nicolas Dao-Phan

The electrical engineer in me is planning future scenarios.

gaijin 99
>>22963121

At least the second one. She did a guest strip, and IIRC someone was reading Er1-KA's book a few months ago.

Forgettable

Narcolepsy strikes again. :P

Tim Williams

May should make it a priority to go to UnionRobotics and have a multi-adapter charge port installed. As soon as she can afford it..I bet bubbles has some old military surplus lying about.

Francis Mahoney

Bubbles can probably run on any combustible substance, like Abrahms tanks.

Anonymous

pls tell me that Er1-KA Muon is either a real comic that exists now or is an upcoming spin-off! <3 <3 <3

Anonymous
>>23010296

I believe it's inspired from Erika Moen's comics, which are quite good, though not made by Jeff. (And nsfw)

Brent Neal

Didn’t Erika do a guest strip at one point?

Jared Cyr

I loved the Erika Moen shout out here