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Me Toooo (Patreon)

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2019-05-28 02:12:42
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z

May secretly volunteers at a pediatric cancer clinic and actually offers wonderful help and assistance.

Anonymous

If this a thing please tell me

Kajsa Anderson

Embarrassing May does seem like it might be tricky

Charlotte Grubbs

I forgot how cute Momo is with the baby bangs.

JD

May rather admit to sleeping with Sven then let them think that she goes to a petting zoo to pet animals

Samantha Yeaman

Marigold and Momo have literally ascended and become anime characters in panel 4.

Miyaa

If an alpaca determines you are smaller than an alpaca, they will rough you up. So I wouldn’t advise Momo to go to an alpaca farm.

FoxDren

An all night petting zoo does sound awesome. Though I guess it would have to be nocturnal animals.

Chris Gallaty

There was likely, in fact, petting though...

John Fiala

Well, they're not wrong. That would embarass May a lot.

Kyle Major

Well I bet she patted something

Captain Button
>>23127865

Terry Pratchett identified the crime of "whitemail" where you threaten to reveal something like this.

Pete Hanson

I'd go to an all-night petting zoo fer sure!

Joel Bateman

Oh, she was petting something alright. Heh

LH
>>23129507

I don't think sven counts as a furry creature. he keeps himself pretty trimmed.

Noise

I know it's an "expected drama" violation, but I'd really just rather that May finally comes out of a situation happier than when she went into it.

Luke Stark

Is it bad that everyone else is focusing on how to embarrass May, but I'm wondering if there's a way to make Marigold's xkcd shirt meta in some fashion.

Bagge

"This fuckin' town"

ysth

It was in the secret basement of the illegal AI fighting facility, but once that closed the petting zoo had to too; there's a certain atmosphere of transgression needed to support such a thing. The owner moved all the animals into their one bedroom apartment and May, suffering secret petting withdrawal, tracked them down.

Bagge

She did pet Sven's snake all right, 'mIright? hurrhurrhurr... sorry

Bagge

Honestly, I have all sorts of animal welfare concerns for why an underground petting zoo would be a terrible idea. And let that be a lesson - adorable does not always equal good.

Colin

I approve of marigold’s XKCD shirt

Evgeniy Semyonov

Interesting that nobody even think about something as simple as sex (especially just with one male partner). May have crafted quite a reputation for herself. Really interesting to watch how it will play out in the end. May probably have some serious character development arc ahead of her.

Mark

I had forgotten about Momo's new 'do.

Cleo Schmitz
>>23132958

It doesn't have to be in a basement to be an underground zoo... just lack the proper permits.

haggis_mchaggis

I would pay good money for a print of that final panel.

Dean Reilly

The Secret Petting Zoo, where an exclusive clientele pets the rarest animals using the latest techniques. If you want quantum entanglement petting with a Siberian tiger, this is where you go.

Anonymous

:O the horse is NIBBLING ON HER HAIR and the pig has the most gorgeous little smile I'm all out of squee today.

Bagge
>>23132958

That's problematic in itself. Animal ownership, treatment and transport is highly regulated for a reason. Several reasons.

Anonymous
>>23132958

Secret, not underground. You are free to imagine them paying taxes, undergoing inspection, and everything a petting zoo might do. They don't advertise, is all. Just as well, since they are imaginary as well as secret, and imagined by imaginary people as well as imaginary.

Bagge
>>23132958

You know what, I really like that way of thinking. There is no reason why the imaginary petting zoo wouldn't be a paradise for the animals. Shame we can't visit, though. It's just a bit upstate, but it's secret. I'm sure mr snuffles will love it there, with kind people and lots of toys and animal friends to play with...

Stomat

Secret Petting Zoo could be the title of that sex tape.

Anonymous
>>23132958

What is beginning to trouble me is the possibility that all human society is in fact a secret petting zoo for AIs, who actually run all the world's business but keep us preserved in our natural habitats because we are just so cute and fluffy.

Dolan
>>23135297

I think that's just the pigs snoot but it's super cute either way

Bagge
>>23131754

...That's actually a practical use for it. We asked. We were answered.

Brad Knowles

So, is Jeph selling xkcd shirts now? ;)

Anonymous
>>23236633

Jeph would never stoop to prostituting his art for mere filthy lucre!