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Facial Recognition Software (Patreon)

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2019-06-04 03:48:19
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z

May, time to check to see if your platform has a software update, 'cause that's a major fail.

Joel Bateman

Momo, calm your shit. You never made a move, or really talked to him. Sven probably doesn't even know you exist. So may got some, she deserves some happiness with how shit her life is.

Grant Swire

16 bit vision, got to upgrade

Dylan T

Oh no I had forgot about that context, too. Oh, man, May.

Tara Cook

May violated bro code.

JD

C'mon Momo. You didn't even actually admit to being attracted to him. And you haven't seen him in either months or years (not sure how much time has passed in universe but that was a lot of comics ago).

Cliff

So is this how you're getting around the fact that May and Sven met before? That she can't tell when humans change hairstyles? That's kinda weak, but I'll go along with it.

Anonymous
>>23380413

Bro code. Or Robo Code? You never go for the person that your friend has dibs on. It's bad etiquette. And if you're gonna go for the person your friend has dibs on, you gotta get permission first or risk losing said friend forever. There's *rules* to this shit, man.

Minzoku Bokumetsu

You don't get to call dibs on a person you'll never bang Also you didn't call dibs (not as far as May goes anyway)

JD
>>23380455

It fits because May didn't care about him when they first met, and even this time, she couldn't even remember his name.

JD
>>23380439

Momo didn't call dibs. She said that she didn't have a crush on him, making him fair game.

Shawn K. Younkin

May seems to realize...slowly, that she kinda fucked up.

Bagge

...May seem to have got at least some dating tips from melon

Bagge

I also love that literary the only two things May remembered about the guy Momo had a crush on were the bunnage and the autofelatio

Grace Kieser

The problem I have with this is that Momo is in the wrong here! She denied she had a crush! While everyone knew it was a lie, she still didn't make a move in the intervening 2000 or so comics!

Anonymous

can someone link me this specific comic? cause I can't remember her mentioning sven by name

Anonymous
>>23381457

Yeah, I hope this turns out with Momo apologizing. Because people have their own say in who they want to bang and why. There was no indication Sven was ever going to have an interest in her, she didn't even know him that well. She may be upset now and tbh it has been hinted that her emotional maturity is around Sams age, so I hope she realizes that her having a crush doesn't mean that people can't and won't move on without her.

Miyaa

I think the better question is what does Momo see in Sven? I assume both have at least passing knowledge of what a clown boy Sven actually is. And even if this is a case of opposites attract, Momo seems too sophisticated to see Sven as what May see him as – a sexual toy.

Kingfuzzyface

I feel like there’s something missing from momo’s hair

Emily Rocke

Me: looking for the context: Comic 3838: Self-Indulgence? Comic 3803: Seems Plausible? Comic 3725: Bendy Straws? Comic 3475: Range Of Motion? Comic 3011: Of Course He Has A Man Bun? ... reads forward from there Oh, of course. Comic 3097: Flexibility https://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3097

Lucanid Landman
>>23381778

I don't think either of them do, actually. Up until May and Sven banged they only ever met him in passing and as far as I recall they never spoke about him much with any of the others.

Thomas Boys

May: "It was an easy mistake to make! All these fleshbags look the same to me!" Momo: "THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING TO SAY!" May: ".....should I use the word meatsack instead?"

Remy!

If Momo doesn’t catch herself on this one and realise May had no clue at all, I’ll be pretty pissed.

BobC

I just realized why May doesn't wear thin dresses. It would be sheer mayhem at the bottom.

Clifton Royston

I'm pretty much like May when it comes to recognizing people. I've got prosopagnosia bad enough that I've completely failed to recognize good friends because they got a haircut. Worse yet, I've completely failed to recognize an ex-friend who was horribly pissed off at me (with reason) and sat down next to them, only to realize several minutes later who I was next to.

Ariel Rosenfeld

i wonder how much venting will momo need if she finds out sven would probably be open to a threesome

Bill Hall

Y'know, I just randoed my way onto 3415, and whilst looking at frame #1, I realized that Ms. Basilisk has an inexplicable patch of skin-tone pink where her right hip pocket should have been. Does the subsequent train of thought make me a bad person?!?

Shane Wegner

I'm on May's side on this one. "You snooze, you lose." Momo, have you taken even one concrete step towards advancing your attraction towards Sven in the last year? No? That's hardly a recognized claim then.

Andrew

So May, would you recognise the facial if you saw it again?

Peter Jensen
>>23385375

Indeed, but I don't think May's position is even that, she appears like she would have kept Sven off-limits if she had recognized it was the same person Momo had a crush on. She's an ass in many superficial ways, but she wouldn't deliberately take action that would hurt someone in her life.

Anonymous

On the general subject of this arc and Momo

Anonymous

It helps to understand how May could fail to recognized him if you think how easy it is to confuse the various small bluish robots. We do in fact tell them apart by hair and clothes.

Anonymous

Heh. I went from this page to Google news, and the top headline was "Trump to Meet May in London." My first thought was "careful, May. Don't let him grab you by the... the... the whatever passes for your pussy." Seriously, that uncensored strip raised more questions than it answered.

Jon Guyer
>>23381403

...and now that he changed his hair, he’s only got the autofellatio going for him

A sheep

Yeah being as Momo blushes too hard to even hear about someone taking their shirt off and made no concrete effort to go after Sven, I don't feel for her at all on this one. If you don't put in an order you can't be mad if someone buys the last burger before you do.

Jared Cyr

oh, I forgot Momo had a thing for Sven... when was that from?

Anonymous

Oof y'all are cold. No, Momo was not forward in pursuing Sven, but she had feelings for him. Being a friend isn't about doing nothing "technically wrong so you can't get mad." Just because Momo was not as hot-n-ready as May does not mean May did not act in a hurtful way

The Cincinnati Kid!

I can't be the only one here who thinks May helped Momo dodge a bullet here? Sven is nothing but trouble! You can do better Momo!

Matthew Foweraker

Hmm. Odd that so many people here, on either side of the argument, seem to think that it is possible to have a claim or stake in another person.

Anonymous
>>23380454

6 months to a year by my best estimate. The easiest timeline to follow on is clair's internship and faye and bub's getting corspe witch arrested and establishment of thier business. I would probably land on 6 based off it going from early winter (cold weather) to roughly the end of clair's final college term which is prob june.

Anonymous

idk why she's upset. it wouldn't stop her from banging sven at all

Shane Wegner

I just realized that they're basically in a convenience store, arguing over "Skank! Ya dun took muh man!" ... except they're robots. Imitating low-brow human drama. Tee hee.

Richard Riley

I'm with Matthew here on the "stake a claim" thing, but further than that, Momo very much objected to the suggestion that she wanted to stake her claim. "He's just handsome" I believe the statement was, and he was Never. Mentioned. Again. in like 4 years.

Brian

“I think this person is attractive, therefore they can’t have sex with you” is fucked up, Momo

Brian
>>23391718

If my friend and I are attracted to someone and I refuse to pursue any sort of contact for years, why should I be angry at my friend if they eventually hook up? I should support my friend in hooking up with an attractive person. Momo is way out of line.

Marc Tabor

Of course May forgot, she freaking used her lightning vision on her afterward for her mockery. You cause the synapses to go sparky in those cheap chassis, memory write faults will occur.

Anonymous

Well- 4 years our time. Comic time-probably more recent.

Joseph McGrath

Maybe May's reaction to the topknot in 3097 prompted his hair style change?!

Joe

okay but COULD he?? 😂 enquiring minds, etc. 😂

Keelia Silvis

I honestly don't remember Momo and Sven meeting? Could someone give me the comic number in which that happened?

Marc Tabor

I call FWB/Sugar Daddy Relationship with Sven. This is how she gets her upgrades. Pint Size (remember him?) will be so jealous! Wait, has pint size and may hung out yet?