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She's Baaaaaack (Patreon)

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2019-07-15 01:17:16
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Miyaa

Dora! Stop carrying that dagger!

Kyle Jenkins

Hanners! Wahooo! She's back and so very tan xD

Holly Nelson

Lovely lovely toasty tan happy Hanners!

Anonymous

YAAAAAY! 🎉🎉🎉

LH

I know we've seen it already in the bonus strips, but Hanners looks hella different with that tan.

Rachael R

Whaaaaa?!? Yay Hanners!! ❤️❤️

Alcaria Swain

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH JEPH THANK YOU FOR THIS MEAL

Anonymous

*coughrobotcough* #noconspiracybro

Max Kaehn

I love that Dora routinely carries that scary dagger.

Miyaa
>>24738169

48 hours brushing Yaks and explaining a human having a relationship with an near all powerful AI to your dad will do that.

Matt Grayson

And where was Dora hiding that dagger?

Omnoms

Thats quiet the tan, but aside form that... She's back! YAY!

Aussie Jim

Where is Dora’s scabbard for that kris?

Ginaelisa Cortez

Ahhhhhhh! I missssssed her!!!!! SO MUCH! *Crying actual tears over a DRAWING*

Peter McDevitt

...where was Dora keeping that knife?

Richard Laxton

Why is Dora carrying an athame? Is she a witch? I can't remember anything about that previously, but I could be going senile :-)

Michael Boettger

Hanners!Hanners!Hanner! Now for good? A visit? Until the wedding?

Vanestus

Yay, Hannelore's back!

gatherer818

Let's all rush the space station and find the real Hanners. They can't stop them all.

drone r0m-3

Jeph, when you say not to have any conspiracy theories about this, you're practically begging for conspiracy theories.

R L

Hey, at least Hanners trained her entourage well - that's pretty much the expected reaction.

JD

I wonder if she knows about the engagement.

JD
>>24738252

I highly doubt that the wedding is happening anytime soon

Michael Boettger
>>24738248

She seems to have gone back to her witchy ways of late. We tend to cast a spell for Claire using Marten's blood.

Anonymous

She looks like Chel in her current outfit.

Ted Van Roekel

OMG HANNERS!!!! *loud squeeing noises commence*

Samantha Yeaman

HANNERRRRRS!!!! <3 I missed her so much.

Holly Nelson
>>24738163

Also, does Dora carry that kris everywhere? If so, where? A sheath down the middle of her back? 'Cos for sure there’s nowhere on her person it could be hidden.

TMN

That sacrificial dagger can't possibly be street legal...

Ted Van Roekel
>>24738342

And with her personal breakthroughs (I really hope we get some flashbacks) perhaps my ultimate ship of Hanners and Elliot can be realized!

Anonymous

Hanners is back whoo, my favorite character returns!

ysth

Are you back/Yes implies back to stay. This could get interesting

Anonymous

The circle is almost complete...

Leaflemming

OMG OMG OMG I'm so happy about this.

Anonymous

Where does Dora keep the knife?

Nutjob

It's not Hanners, it's a super-advanced robot body indistinguishable from a real human created through an underclocking-induced tryst between Station and Yay Newfriend

Flounder

HANNELORE!!!

Joshua Roberts

HANNERS!!!! Oh, Honey, we missed you. Also... you may want to sit down. If my rather popular prediction last year was true, well... We're about to get the squee that ends the World.

MrSinn

Loving the look of Tanners here

Anonymous

Important note: Dora not only keeps a big ol' stabbin' dagger on her person, but it is the classic wavy-bladed "we're going to sacrifice your girlfriend now, Stanley" dagger. You don't get those from Sears, cousin.

Fart Captor

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nematrec

Panel 2, her leg is transparent near the very bottom.

Joel Bateman

THE JEPH HAS HEARD ME. BLESSED BE THE JEPH!

Andreas "Rowas" Lind-Sahlin

:O ... She looks like a crazy mix of pop-culture aussie/carlifornian.. I don't like it..

BobC

Dune reference, people! That's a crysknife!

gaijin 99
>>24739018

Athame. That's the proper term for a ritual knife used in various wiccan rites. Though they don't have to be wavy like that it does seem to be a popular option. I'm a bit doubtful that you'd want to use a sacred ritual knife for regular killing people though.

gaijin 99
>>24739370

No it isn't. It's clearly made out of metal of some sort, while a crysknife is made out a sandworm's tooth and would presumably look like ivory or bone. They're described as milky white and faintly iridescent.

Jax

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG

giacomo vaghi

Yeah! The best character ever drawed in comic’s history is baaaack!

Anonymous

Dora is real knifey lately

MikeT

Hanners! Or do we refer to her as "Tan-ers" now?

Nicholas Ruff

Conspiracy theory: This Hannelore is actually AVRIL LAVIGNE, who switched lives with her after Hello Kitty bombed

Hawkeye

my heart is doing the zoomies!

Anonymous

Of COURSE Dora has one of those wavy daggers close at hand

Anonymous

YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY SHE BACK IM SO HAPPY

Anonymous

I was literally just thinking earlier today "I wonder how Hanners is doing?"

Alloyed Clavicle

"It really is her. Please no conspiracy theories about it, thank you." So.... incessantly tweet conspiracy theories about Hanners to you? I think we can do that. <3

Thomas A. Dennis

Does she... does she have a tan? Tannelore? Tanners?

Vachenzo

Unintelligible screams of happiness

Cleo Schmitz

Thst makes me happier than is entirely reasonable. 💓

Mordaeus

Was that ear always that bare?

Josh Bacon

I’m excited to learn more!

Paxxie
>>24741425

Hanners is on the hunt to find the spookie AIs that wiped out her fathers fortune.... DA DA DA DUNNNNNN

Vilinda

HANNERS IS BACK!!!

Chris Heg

Humans - bless their hearts.

A sheep

She's a Synth, this has been a Fallout 4 comic the whole time

Bill Hall

Aaahahahaha! I thought a hug was coming before I scrolled down, but I wasn’t expecting the kris!

Bill Hall

Breakthrough might have had to do with latrine duty? D’ya think?

Bill Hall

Also: YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!

Anonymous

HANNERS CAME BACK ON MY BIRTHDAY! YEA!

Anonymous

Didn't Hanners have a nose piercing?

Bagge

Hannellore!!!

Valraven

After the third time you step in elephant shit, you really start to get over hugging anxieties.

Robert and Ann Wells

Hanners! If she no longer fears germs and dirt, she may not be as adorable... I worry about that a bit...

Mark

There is that hypothetical clone that Hanners thought that she might have.

Philip D Jones
>>24741714

Hannelore used to have her ears pierced all the way up. In this comic her ears are show prominently and have no piercing. Hugging. No piercings. This is definitely Hannelore transformed. Now will she find a boy friend?

SheepFace2000

HANNERS! Yayyyyyy it’s been how many years?

Bagge

I love this Hannelore. Tanned and confident and with a haircut frumped by salt water. This is an adventurer returning home. I can't wait to hear of her journey.

Rob McBobson
>>24743532

No need to worry, friend. :) I no longer have those phobias--therapy helped--and I'm still extremely adorable.

Joseph Bonnar

One has to wonder where her friend and companion Winston is. And if that relationship has, er, grown a bit.

Thomas Halpin

I have a conspiracy theory about this: My theory is that there is no conspiracy, and Hanners' journey has had the best possible outcome.

Dean Reilly

Panel 3 Dora, all 'What is happening here?'

jimbo

theory one- Hanners has a boyfriend

Mrpink

Hanners! <3

Anonymous

Happy Hanners' face... :)

Stephen Smoogen

My main worry is where they kept the knife. I am guessing between the shoulder blades as the scabbard would be wider due to the blade curves.. and somewhere in the pants would be hard. Of course it could be a magic blade which comes to their hand when requested... oh wrong comic for that.

Stephen Smoogen
>>24750270

No figured it out... there are 2 missing frames where she asks Hannelore nicely to get the ritual blade.. and then we cut back to her menacing it. Conspiracy solved.

Brent Catherman

I'd really like to see Hannelore's self discovery tour, but I think we're only going to get mentions of it and maybe a few bonus strips.

Evgeniy Semyonov
>>24741165

Yes, looking forward towards their interaction. Eldritch AI and a daughter of the definitive eccentric genius. I wonder, how much of 2 bln. were Hannerdad's?

Dahlia Rose Israel

Okay so I can't remember if she was here when it happened, though I'm sure she knows about it, but even so, if she wasn't here, then Hanner's has some major squeeing to do now that she's back. First over seeing Faye and Bubbles together. And second over Tai and Dora's engagement. :LD

Lucy

Hannelore is Pizza Girl.

Anonymous

That tan! She must have bleached out the crazy.

Douglas E. Smith

That hug is adorable and Dora's thought process is beautifully expressed...yay!

Timothy Mann

"It really is her. Please no conspiracy theories..." That's exactly what you'd say if you were trying to cover up a CONSPIRACY.

Anonymous

The simplest explanation for the knife is that Dora saw a tan, robust stranger walking into her house as if she owned the place, picked up a knife, and held it in icepick grip so that it was hidden behind her forearm. We never see her left hand till she shows the knife. Dora has evidently been some bad places, and is evidently left-handed.

Jeffrey Nonken

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HANNELORE

Lyman Green

Yes! Hannelore! Missed her

Joe
>>24740925

no. that's Hanners. Yaaaaaaay was in the last story arc ...

Joe
>>24755373

from Two Guys, A Girl, and a Pizza Place??

Joe
>>24763291

not necessarily left-handed. she could just be used to a defensive grip in her left. that way your gun/sword hand stays free (if you're right handed).

James C

Vitamin D does wonders for mood boosting and by the looks of it she’s had a lot! 😂

Carl Cravens

OMG, Hanners is back... please don't make this temporary, I've missed her so much.

David D.
>>24759437

This is like saying, "There's a conspiracy here!" to conspiracy theorists.

Brian English

To be fair, Dora had a valid concern.

Bagge
>>24777076

Pre-character-growth Hannelore would agree it would be prudent.

Matthias Urlichs

Where the heck did that dagger just appear out of thin air from?

Matthias Urlichs

"Are you back?" "No that just a hologram of me, I'm at a monastery in Tibet, covered in yak shit. Can't you tell?"

André alias DD

<3 Hanners is back & a kris ! <3