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Emulation (Patreon)

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2019-08-11 02:15:27
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Anonymous

The great rule of life. DON'T f*ck with emus Just ask Australia

Jono Hayward

They have cloaking technology?That *finally* explains why we lost the Great Emu War.

Anonymous

WHAT IF ALLIGATORS

Michael Boettger

Okay, now you're just being mean to Winslow. Of course his issue is with Ungulates, no? Maybe this won't be so bad.

Andrea Andrew

Emus on the loose?! It’s a jungle out there! Does May still work at the convenience store, now that she might be getting a new body?

Andrew

They’ve created a Remulan bird of prey, we’re doomed!

Allan Widner

This is the best non-sequitur since Futurama's "Now nobody can say I don;t have john Laroquett's spine." I seriously laughed outloud at the cloaking device.

BobC

That must be why I never really feel totally alone. Thought it was the presence of God. Now I know it's cloaked emus. But they're scentless too. That's one heck of a cloak!

drone r0m-3
>>25650676

Also because we signed a treaty with the Giraffe's saying we wouldn't develop our own cloaking technology.

Aussie Jim

Jeph, you’re going to hell for that title 😈

Dean Reilly

Those fools! They've doomed us all!

Sleepy John

Winslow now needs a t-shirt of 'Emu Kid'.

ViennaStar

There's an event in Australian history called the Emu war. And now you have given the emus the ultimate stealth technology. Is that what you wanted Jeph!?

Cha0sniper

As if emus weren't scary enough, now they're INVISIBLE disemboweling giant birds???

MercuryBuddha

Emu's are less terrifying than a Cassowary so at least they had the good sense to not play around with one of Australia's scariest animals. Emu's are only a real problem when you're facing an army of them. That's why we lost the Emu war. True fact from an Australian.

Bagge

I'd love to read the "ethics considerations" part of their application

Bagge

I still suspect he will find that secret petting zoo before the day is over. There will be Llamas

Dylan T

NO EMUS ARE MEAN ENOUGH AS IS

Mark
>>25652504

An event in Australian history that I, an Australian, had to learn about from an overseas source - man, my history classes sucked!

Ehren Kluge

At least it's not a cassowary...

Olivia Waters

Is Winslow somehow in possession of an emu tracking collar?

OldGoat

I've met a few emus. They were chill, especially compared to the one ostrich. That fucker was a complete asshole.

Jax

Ostrichs are bros

Evgeniy Semyonov

That was so mean and unnecessary, that I really wanted to ostrichize Jeph a little.

Joe
>>25653011

well, if you can't emu now, you can always emulater.

Anna Phylaxis

Yeah, this is basically what living in Massachusetts is like.

Joel Bateman

A clocked emu? Great, they're making Romulan Warbirds a reality.

Chris Arnold

Theyre trying to understand how we Australians lost the war against the Emu

Anonymous
>>25659758

As someone who's run across one of those death-toe murder birds in the wild ... I concur.