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The World Will Never Be Ready (Patreon)

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2019-08-26 01:36:57
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Daryl Sawyer

Ah yes. A parent can never forget the "incident", no matter how long it's been.

Anonymous

Chaos Loaf bonus comic pls! lol

Matt Grayson

Dammit. Now I want Chaos Loaf...

Lykosidae

She should sell the Chaos Loaf recipe to the Wurmvater distributors. They seem like they're experienced in handling that sort of thing.

Daniel Burnett

I wanna know what the chaos loaf does to roko.

Tim Eldred

Chaos Loaf. So many questions. So much potential. Damn it Jeph, WE NEED ANSWERS!

Ami

It's established that the footer text is canon but maybe the deaths weren't directly related to chaos loaf and it was just normal every day death?

Ray Cornwall

I need a Chaos Loaf t-shirt.

Will Weaver

The Chaos Loaf? Now I demand a spin-off comic featuring Sam in a post-apocalyptic world where bread is forbidden and she teams up with Cyberdwarf, Balthios James...um, wait.

Rich Holmes

Not allowed to make bread but allowed to work on robots. I see nothing wrong with this plan.

tresi

I wonder if it was inspired by the Chaos Dunk.

Jason Rock

Chaos Loaf is what Everything Bagels want to be when they grow up.

Miyaa

Is Chaos Loaf™ like those chaos gems, but in doughnut form? Does Sonic (hedgehog not drive-through fast food joint) know about this?

Anonymous

All hail Chaos Loaf.

Danya Michael

Chaos loaf recipe bonus comic please??

Andrew

Spoiler: it was full of snakes.

Brian

Sam is gonna lose a hand or something

Joel Bateman

It seems the masses have spoken. We want The Loaf. The Chaos Loaf™.

Emma Humphries

I don't know but dad-in-law feels over-protective to me. Reminds me of my father who wouldn't train me on the shop tools in our garage.

Nicholas Ruff

I would like the recipe for chaos loaf. The world may not be ready, but my body is.

Anonymous

I'll take a ham and cheese on chaos with a pickle hold the Mayo

Anonymous

Oh no, the soul patch is gone!

Reyn Goldfur
>>26147292

He's been a single father for a long time, trying to fill both roles. Maybe with Ms Reed around he'll be able to loosen up the reins a bit more?

Hugh Eckert

CHAOS TOAST FOR MY LORD ARIOCH!

OldGoat

In this state (Washington) IIRC, persons under 18 aren't allowed to work in kitchen areas of bakeries, period. Those mixers can and will rip limbs off. Jim should know that a Dremel pales in comparison.

Daryl Sawyer

I bet Roko and Melon could bond over a chaos loaf.

Grant Swire

Who agrees that the next vote comic should be about the Chaos Loaf?

Daryl Sawyer
>>26147634

"Foraged wild yeast strain" is just "natural leavening" or "Sourdough" (the real thing, not grocery store stuff with added lactic acid).

Daryl Sawyer
>>26147352

I bake bread. I if Jeph described what she was going for, I bet could come up with something.

Absynthe

Chaos Loaf is a thing that must exist!

Eric Lusby

I'm imagining something like that episode of I Love Lucy where she makes bread, but in weird colors.

Olivia Waters

I've no idea what Chaos Loaf is, but I feel an inexplicable desire to have one.

JD

I guess the months of the QC universe don't align with the real world because the end of August is a terrible time for a summer job

Lucanid Landman
>>26148635

Webcomic time is, has been, and always will be its own thing. The fact of the matter is, even with an output like Jeph's, you simply can't put out content quick enough to keep up with the kinds of stories you want to explore and match the timeframe.

BobC

Sams in a repair shop: Maybe she'll make a Chaos Chassis!

Bagge

Ha! Called it! He wanted Sam out of his hair for the summer

Brian

I wonder if the Chaos Bread would taste good paired with the Totenkopfgeburtstag Dunkelbrau.

Kherbellos

I need more informations about chaos loaf, it sounds delicious

Darla Donahue

I am all for Chaos Loaf, but only as long as it's Sam making it and not Emily. The DoD would probably get called in once she works out the math and starts baking in multi-dimensional tesseract pans.

Bill Hall
>>26153256

DoD, NCA, NSA would _ALL_ be involved at the first rumor of Emily’s interest in Chaos Loaf, let alone her using pencil and paper to start formulating the questions.

Charlie Rose

IS NOBODY GONNA TALK ABOUT BUBBLES IN PANEL 3 her face just made my whole day better

Anonymous

Why do I get the feeling that Chaos Loaf will run the same course as the "Noodle Incident" from Calvin and Hobbes? Although the legend become better than any person could have scripted.

Douglas E. Smith

I am SO intrigued by the Chaos Loaf incident! Please write it up!

Uncle Matt

They did Chaos Loaf on Great British Bakeoff once. .....once.

Kevin Hicks

None of the ovens ever worked right after Chaos Loaf.

Anonymous

Chaos Loaf - Radical child of Meat and Raisin, refused to user her given name of Mince, introduced the world to the concept of apples and raisins in the same dish as pork. The world may never be ready, but those of us who were there that day remember it with relish...maybe chutney...

Jeff Gedney

My hunch is that Chaos Loaf includes some form of salmiakki instead of raisins, and has mustard seeds and pop-rocks

Michael Boettger
>>26147063

And a heartwarming thread involving Clinton counseling her and adapting to a robotic hand. It'll be like a lifetime movie. Only a comic strip

Anonymous

All I want is Chaos Loaf now.

Evgeniy Semyonov

Every ADoM player knows that unless it's called ChAoS lOaF it's not truly dangerous.

Mark

The chaos loaf incident clearly needs to be a bonus strip

FunkyTuba

i now want to have a cat named Chaos Loaf

Joe

Roko and Chaos Loaf must never meet ...

Joe
>>26154740

I was all set to say something, but saw yours, & just want to co-sign.

Joe
>>26175857

Chaos Loaf was the name of my disco/bluegrass tribute band ...

Wild Card

Damn it! Now I want to know the story of the Chaos Loaf.

Anonymous

Yes, we need background on CHAOS LOAF! Although, I guess it could be like Calvin's Spaghetti Incident in that the loaf will just have to be better in our imaginations.