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REVENGEANCE

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Miyaa

Red eyes Dora!

Joel Bateman

Dora, you evil yet attractive bitch. God I love these characters.

Matt Grayson

Glowing red eyes Dora is best Dora! It reminds me of the “Unaccompanied children will be given an espresso and a puppy” signs in restaurants.

Elf Sternberg

I kinda sorta wish Dora was referencing a QC we could actually all go look at, but sadly, I don't think so.

Kurist Zero

You get a latte... But your customer, they get a "coffee" lol

Anonymous

I really want to try the Abomination 😈

Anonymous

Next Bonus Comic should be the flash back of Faye giving an entire girl scout troop caffeine.

Anonymous

How do you get the caffeine "jitter" effect Jeph? Is it just a second outline?

Erin Hartshorn

I’m a little disappointed that the jitter wasn’t animated. Only a little, though. Sam's words and Dora's eyes — ❤️

Anonymous

This will end well

Anonymous

Dora looks completely natural with glowing red eyes

Jono Hayward

What so C3PO gets red eyes in the latest Star War trailer and now Dora gets them too? I SEE HOW IT IS JEPH. I SEE HOW IT IS.

Bagge

What could possibly go wrong?

Sleepy John

new land speed record in progress.

Bagge

The floor will be SO CLEAN!

Joseph Bonnar

I says, "Dora is EBIL! " "EBIL!," says I!

Ack

Now I have a mental image of Girl Scouts ricocheting down the street from door to door, with the sound of doorbells like pinball barriers.

Bagge

I just love Dora's content 'my work here is done'-smile

Dylan T

So if she drinks enough coffee, do we get the Futurama moment where time slows down and Sam temporarily becomes the Flash?

Erin Halfelven at BigCloset

I'm weird. One coffee puts me to sleep, I have to drink three to get the buzz other people get.

Evgeniy Semyonov

It is worth saying again: Dora would make a great Reverend Mother.

quarridors

Can't decide if this lack of paradoxical effect to a stimulant quashes my ADHD Sam head canon, I'd been getting that vibe of someone who'd eventually be self medding energy drinks to get to sleep.

Da Nargh!!

I demand to know how to brew an abomination

Dean Reilly

You can make a latte with espresso instead of water, right?

Evgeniy Semyonov

4 full spoons of ground coffee per 300 ml of water, 2 pieces of brown sugar, simmer at 85°C for 12 minutes. No milk or cream. Enjoy your heart attack.

AJ Saint

Do you mean you want to run already brewed espresso through fresh ground espresso? I feel it would be better to long steep a French press or use a gold cone and poor through a second time. Either way though you’re not really getting more caffeine just more of the bitter tannins. If you want more caffeine just have more espresso.

Scotty

Revenge is a latte best served to a hyperactive kid 😈😈😈

Hugh Eckert

"It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion."

Daryl Sawyer

This is funny to this old man. Back in my day, Mountain Dew was simply among the cans of soda available, so I was pretty much *constantly* caffeinated at parties and stuff.

Anonymous

RULES OF NATURE.

Daniel Rydberg

Did not know Mountain Dew had caffeine! Thought it was only sugar. But I’m not from the US and Dew is not common here.

awgiedawgie

I used to drink so much Mountain Dew that my body simply expects a certain level of caffeine. Coffee doesn't give me a buzz at all, no matter how much I drink.

awgiedawgie

Not everyone reacts the same way to stimulants. My nephew has ADHD, and caffeine has no discernable effect of any kind on him.

Robert Wrigley

Caffeine will actually calm 'em down if they're ADD...

Joe

maybe. there are a lot of maybes with that.