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Popping Off (Patreon)

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2019-09-22 02:00:16
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Brian

Oh no

Joseph

Oh my god you DORKS

Dylan T

That's definitely someone's fetish

Alcaria Swain

This is the best pairing yet, Jeph.

Anonymous

...are there any other employees at this store?

Rob McBobson

I'd like one of the burritos. They seem yummy.

Kyle Jenkins

They're gonna come outta there and she will have stolen all of the Juul's

GregD

What are Adult Burritos? ... do I want to know?

Joel Bateman

Ok, but that little ATM robot is cute. I shall call him Mr. Moneybot.

Anonymous

I really don't think the world needed RoboGuro. Score another point for Rule 34.

William Cole
>>27079694

“Adult” burritos raises new and troubling questions about this store’s food offerings.

Anonymous

Now when she inevitably loses her job will COD have an opening or will UR be profitable enough to take her on. Of course, it could be another option that I haven't considered.

Andrew

Well on the bright side they didn’t try the other thing, and we’d now be calling him Sven dick-leg.

Michael Boettger

For a corner store, they have an impressive array of baked goods.

Yonatan Zunger

I'm really looking forward to the look on Dora's face when she finds out about this.

Andrew

If it’s now stuck, would they call Roko or Faye?

Tholfbutt

Have a bad feeling May's gonna get fired. And that shoplifting's about to occur.

Joseph Bonnar
>>27080213

Not sure what is going to happen. It could ALSO be that the invisiEmu saves the day...

LH

hehehehehehehehe

LH

what exactly would make a burrito "adult"? ... actually, i'm not sure i want to know

BobC

"May, you have a limp?" "Hee, hee. Hee, hee."

JD

Hilarious, but I really hope it doesn't get May fired.

Dinosaur Sheriff

As an amateur mechanic, I urge everyone to remember that bodily fluids are NOT a good substitute for industrial lubricant.

Dinosaur Sheriff

Though in her case it might be an improvement.

Summer Sudbrink

One more thing. I’m gonna need that robot’s leg.

Summer Sudbrink

What’s a dick like you doing in a joint like this?

Boter Bug

May gets fired, and the only place she can afford to get her leg repaired is the new place in town... Union Robotics. "NEVER MIND I'D RATHER GIMP IT UP THE REST OF MY FUCKING LIFE"

ViennaStar

What is in an adult buurito? Also what does the ATM have on it? Can we get a close up of the text it's meant to have?

Pete Hanson

Trying to imagine Adult Burritos. I don't think I noticed that sign before.

Dinosaur Sheriff
>>27080907

Roko goes to bat to get her a new body, only to find an exchange that'll take any old body for credit, "as long as nobody's jizzed up in it or something."

Kyle Major

These two are made for each other

Dinosaur Sheriff
>>27080995

I forget how I know this but apparently there's a story in which members of a band, (Mötley Crüe?) jammed their dicks in egg burritos to hide their groupie-banging from their girlfriend's. I can't speak to their original status, but they were surely Adult Burritos by the end of that night.

e.a.rowe

I can't be the only one to think JG Ballard would have loved this...

Chuck Dee
>>27080077

But would you trust them enough to eat them? I'd say that they just have an impressive display... not actual food.

lilibat

wait... whut?

Luzahn

Well rip May's job I guess?

Bagge
>>27083586

as if that was the first time an employer there snuck away to fuck...

Bagge

Teenagers, I swear! Yeah, and that person sneaking around in the store as well

Da Nargh!!

The next day, May and Sven discover the cure for AI hip arthritis is semen

awgiedawgie
>>27079661

Well, it is <i>now</i>. I forget how the rule works, but something along the lines of mentioning a fetish causes it to have already existed before it was mentioned.

Granite

Sven may have a weird story for a urologist before these two are through.

MikeT

These two....glorious

Katherine Prewitt

I read this over and over again because it cracks me up every time

Anonymous

So Sven gets stuck in... the... joint. And they need to call someone to help. Who's it gonna be?

Anonymous

Omnom Adult Buuritos

Jeremy J Nickurak

What's an adult burrito? Wait, no, I don't want to know.

Joe

adult ... burrito??

Joe
>>27102433

&amp; Wicked something -- Wicked Good Bakery??

TubaGinger

Anyone else get the impression that the featured background character is robbing the joint? Maybe a mini-arc where May gets accused of stealing, and a whole "ex-cons can't be trusted" kind of battle ensues?

Robert Wrigley

...and the place gets robbed, she gets fired, and something, something, violation of parole something.

Jere

am I the only one that would like to see that?

Bill Hall

Definitely building to "match made in heaven" status.

Kerin Schiesser

so, did that chick just shoplift something, or just discretely slink off and decide to comeback later. Much later. Or maybe never...