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Good Signal (Patreon)

Published:
2023-01-25 02:08:19
Imported:
2026-06

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ValdVin

So, this is all about authorship attachments to a professional paper? Time to ask my BiL history professor about how much Cubetown resembles his slice of academia.

Katrina Urmson

Definitely must never meet Pintsize.

Andrew

Hifi Wifi

Adam

I regret to inform you that Butts Disease has reached Cubetown. There is no escape.

Bill Silvia

Pintsize has enough soggy Canadian money to buy the sensors.

BobC

My, oh my, oh my, oh myomer!

Chauncey

Clapping robo-cheeks? Not my first choice (that would be Yay(s)) but I’m down.

Zig Justice

We get signal! . o O (Main ass turn on.)

Sean Kinlin

I love that Atlas is holding fingers to their temples to focus on the signal.

Alacrity Fitzhugh

I'm not convinced it isn't Pintsize. Maybe Pintsize is a multiply-embodied AI like Yay. (shivver)

Beat

love me a Brant

Michael Boettger

Is he getting other AIs to smack his butt, or is he conning the humans into doing it? That would explain the variation in location and force.

Zig Justice

You know what you doing, at least! 😁

Sammitch

They're good sensors, Brimp.

Sean Kinlin

Brant's pants, Brant's pants, Brant's pants...

Zak Reichle

Looks like you may have used an incorrect skin color on the panel 3 scientist on the left, instead of the one it had been every other time. Unclear if this was intentional. *Edit

Miyaa

Pintsize would have given Bront a standing golf clap.

MoonieKitten

That's implying anyone has a chance against Butts Disease. :)

Dean Reilly

Even worse, if they win a Nobel Prize for their work on butt-smacking nanosensors, Brant will be a co-winner!

Diptych

It's not Marten's skin colour, but it is different to their previous skin colour. A bit more of a yellow-green undertone - perhaps from the jealousy they're feeling over their authorship.

Captain Button

Smythe is the secret identity of The Serious Siren, a crusader for orderliness and propriety.

Zak Reichle

Ty @Diptych, edits made for clarity 👍

Izzy Omega

If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. Branf knows what's up.

Mad Marie

“I—I love the colorful clothes she wears and the way the sunlight plays upon her hair. I hear the sound of a gentle word on the wind that lifts her perfume through the air.”

Ben French

Brant you absolute madlad

Mad Marie

“Yo, it's about that time, to bring forth the rhythm and the rhyme. I′m a-gettin′ mine so get yours. I wanna see sweat coming out your pores. On the house tip is how I'm swingin′ this. Strictly hip hop, boy—I ain't singin′ this. Bringin' this to the entire nation; black, white, red, brown: feel the vibration.”

Fart Captor

I would make out with Smythe

Onedavewreckingcrew

so when do the Brant Chasers and the Invisible Emu Chasers meet up in a wacky Scooby-esque kerfuffle

Drazi

Look, I'm working on the ponytail, ok? My hair grows slowly.

Etienne M.J. Dubourg

Maxim 43 — If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid and you’re lucky.

Sean Kinlin

Nice. I had to Google both of these, as I did not know the lyrics to either song well enough to recognize them.

Yelling Bird

If I had a nickel for every time some random dude tricked me into patting his ass I'd have a shitload of nickels.

Clifton Royston

Just out of curiosity, are there any of the AI women in QC who you would definitely not make out with?

KSib

Marten is hyper chill about this whole thing

VoxOrbisBrad

Remember who his Mom is. He's seen some things.

JCfromNC

See, I thought you'd use the "...I'd have two nickles. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice" punchline.

Shane Wegner

I feel like a slide whistle is involved with data collection.

gatherer818

"Smack that all on the floor Smack that give me some more Smack that 'till you get sore Smack that oh-oh!"

Leak

Time for a Canadian Tire fire...

Leak

Please to be smacking dat ass - no brimping!

Leak

"And all your favorite rappers are not Illuminati, We're too stupid probably. Spank that ass like you got that stock; Stole a tank of gas and broke the nozzle off..."

Thisguy

Marten is a chill master. It’s why he works so well with Claire. They balance each other out.

Da Nargh!!

You should probably wash those nickels...

Bagge

Butt science

Yelling Bird

Joseph Cotton, oh lord no. Two times is WAY in the rear-view mirror at this point.

Richard Bennett

FINALLY the vapour deposition reference I've been waiting for

Chris Crowther

Should probably keep your to-be-step-sister away from him too. Pretty sure the idea of smacking sensor butt would have her die from giggling.

David Paul

After feeling bad for not thinking of it first, Pintisze would probably set up a booth and try to monetize robo-spanking.

Law the Fox

I'm making the choice to pronounce that name like scythe, but with an M sound. They were named after the act of smaking someone with the flat of a scythe blade.

Matt Pedone

So, Cubetown has a great job for Claire, a perfect department for Pintsize. All we need now is for Marten to stumble into the "play your guitar all day with no real purpose" department, and they'll be all set!

Sean Kinlin

Fool me three times... well I guess I like getting fooled again.

Sean Kinlin

Just as long as he doesn't Rush into it.

Mad Marie

That’d be the British pronunciation, I believe.

Mad Marie

That sounds like a rather inefficient method of packaging coinage.

Mad Marie

…and now I have the mental image of an AI sitting on top of a coin sorting machine with their pants down, reading a magazine…

Miyaa

Oh god, Millefeuille and Brant should never meet.

Miyaa

Having spent a fair bit of time in academia, this is indeed a concern. And is used often. Want to make sure a specific rival isn’t one of the people who reviews your paper before publishing? Dedicate the paper to them!

Temperjoke

The entire polycule could probably find a home in Cubetown it sounds like.

Miyaa

Wondering if Marten has to prove he does like Nickleback in order to stay in Canada as a guitarist?

Matt Pedone

I would hope that he'd have to prove he DOESN'T in order to stay.

Andrea Andrew

Trust me, Sean, Marten really likes the Limelight.

Mad Marie

The AI goes by the name “Nicholas Nickelback”

Jax

He'll just Strum along until he Clashes with someone.

Law the Fox

Specifically, that's the RP pronunciation. Cockney and the north say "smeeth"

Yelling Bird

"Uhh, that was at least a dollar right there..."

Drazi

You really should look up the Ass Pennies skit.

William Cole

Is that how we're referring to the entire QC cast now? Guess it was inevitable.

joe velsher

that is how it works, right up until I accidentally piss people off by killing them with the ebony mail........

Jon Guyer

Related to Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith?