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Disruptors (Patreon)

Published:
2023-01-29 02:13:35
Imported:
2026-06

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meanwhile, they're still talking about robot bidets

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Joel Bateman

They could call it the "botdet"

Miyaa

Bidet? Bidet!

Likeablejerk

There's nothing worse than realizing you've still got a little soap between the cheeks that wasn't suitably rinsed.

Michael Boettger

Hanners is being possessed by the spirit of her mom?

Sean Kinlin

Faye needs to figure out the right solution to use in her solution.

Fart Captor

This is my favorite subplot

Sean Kinlin

Hmm, has Faye forgotten all about the potato cannon at this point?

Jon

Having worked in food service, this could be the topic of conversation at coffee o doom for months to come.

Bill Silvia

I think Bubbles is starting to feel a bit objectified and no one is taking the hint.

Miyaa

Once you’ve experienced a bidet you forget a lot of things.

Captain Button

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

Tannerbot

There are enough crazy AIs in this strip already. They may get butts installed to use the bidet.

Fart Captor

Tide pods full of lube tho

Daniel S

Upwards of 70% of recent products are solutions in source of a problem.

skinnybdink

i mean. it gives you a reason to use the bidet again?

Joseph Bonnar

I saw the title to this strip, and I was waiting for the Klingons to show up, disruptors in hand, searching for Kirk, Spock, and a restaraunt serving the freshest gagh.

skinnybdink

QC has achieved narrative Butt Apotheosis Singularity wossname

Thisguy

Aaaaannnnd.... we're talking about butts again. Situation normal.

Duncan

If we all work together we might get Bubbles' eye-roll to be used as the textbook definition. Also the cutest eye-roll ever.

Rob McBobson

Okay, so we're switching back and forth between settings frequently now. Good, that. I didn't want to have to settle for only one of them.

Bradford

Indeed, there is no known cure.

Dave Van Domelen

Ironically, this will have a greater impact on Cubetown than anything Claire does.

LH

like, irl months, or in-universe months? is QC still gonna be these three talking about robot bidets in 2036

Bee

So you enjoyed Glass Onion, then?

Andrew

Hear me out, could they… use a potato cannon to deliver the detergent pod?

Andrew

ST episode basically about bidets…. All too plausible.

Bill Marcum

Both t's are silent. Bow-day!

Anton

Please let this be how Faye and Bubbles earn their first million dollars, the robo bidet craze.

Jay

Faye has been successfully distracted.

BobC

Have I ever told you I never metaverse I didn't like? Oh, I did? Well then, nevermind.

Czarzhan

I like how Hannelore is already prepping for the inevitable influx of cash.

Bill Marcum

They're standing next to an espresso machine. The robot bidet could involve steam somehow (with a warning, not for human use!)

Noise

Some people probably enjoy that

Kenneth

Buttcheek Agnostic sounds like the title of an experimental grunge album...

schmod

Paging Dr. Pintsize. Dr. Pintsize, please come to the red courtesy phone.

Yelling Bird

I have laundry detergent pods in my ass, and yes, I DO enjoy it.

JPGer

i mean AIs enjoy getting doodles on them in marker pen, given how eccentric the range of AI behavior can get this idea might be a hit XD

ValdVin

The question is, How many AIs will get the "full Millefeuille"?

Adam

I was zoomed into my email to see the picture, so the email read, "meanwhile, they're robot bidets" xD

David Durant

Floofy Hanners is the best Hanners

Absentia

I love Hanners' little self-aware moment in there.

SpookyPenguin

Well spotted. Bubbles may roll her eyes but it's in a good cause and it's so crazy it might actually work!

Mad Marie

“The trouble with dribbles”

Mad Marie

“Mudd’s swimmin’ “

Mad Marie

“The s*itty on the edge of forever”

Mad Marie

“Where no man has gone before”

Mad Marie

“Operation—Annihilate!”

mammalsounds

Figuring out how Robots feel about their Robutts is gonna be a whole new branch of philosophy.

Captain Button

But there is hope, through research...

Shane Wegner

This conversation is the Omicron variant of Butt’s Disease, trying to evade defenses. A serious affliction!

Andrew

It would basically demand a line like: “Captain, we have a new weapon to use against Klingons”

legobil

Potato cannon soap injection system If I may.

Bagge

Don't give up on this idea, Faye. You'll make so much money

Mad Marie

“I hereby declare today as International ‘Ro-butt Day’!”

Mad Marie

One of the most nefarious strains of the back-teria to have arisen.

Leak

Ah, the tide-pod bidet - I'm gonna call it "tidet"...

Sehrys

just watched the Glass Onion and cracking up at the Disruptors joke :D

David Paul

No one is sure if Jeph was Patient Zero in the Butts Disease outbreak anymore...

David Paul

That's May's "special order" system...

David Paul

Another bloody thing they're going to have to make a PSA to tell people not to do...

David Paul

Remember, you can't spell "research" without "arse".

Stephen Wells

Surely the robot bidet is the bidibidi-bidet. Danger, Will Robinson!

Stephen Wells

Union Robotics Robot Spa. We'll Make You Shine Where The Sun Don't.

Mark

Poor Bubs, she could rip off both their heads but the correct response requires more finesse.

Thisguy

I’m now thinking of Grog from Legend of Vox Machina…

Yelling Bird

Don't knock it till you've tried it.

Todd Ellner

Taking their cues from the Pharma industry and finding a cure for which there is no disease

Sean Kinlin

[Apologies to TMBG] In a future time Humans will work together To help AIs get cleaner! Ro-butt bidet Ro-butt bidet Staying fresh in the robot way! Ro-butt bidet Ro-butt bidet Feel the blast of the cleaning spray!

Photon

"...I LIKE RO-BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE!"

Photon

For just a moment, in that first panel, I saw Emmet...

Sean Kinlin

Not sure who you thought was Emmett, but in theory Sam could be hiding on the wall in the background, Plastic-Man style...

Photon

I mean, just look at Bubbles' in the first panel... don't her face, hair and even the eyeroll look just like Emmet? Or is that just me...

Miyaa

Yes, they will be flush with credits and be able to afford a gold throne.

Bill Silvia

It's not a framed picture in the center, it's just a window into a dark night in which Sam is pushing her mask up against the window.

Duncan

Researchers are trying to crack the code!

Mad Marie

Star Trek Into Darkness

Mad Marie

The Undiscovered Country

Ursus Ridens

Robidets robobidets robobobidets....

Hugh Eckert

I think Faye's Spark is kicking in. Again.

Mad Marie

Skulkmaster: Master of Skulks

Mad Marie

let’s hope the robidet uses a non-flammable solution.

Todd Ellner

In the Girl of Questionable Genius crossover she receives The Ancient Order of Clank-Wranglers and Guardian of Robot Hygiene

David Howe

So she puts a big-ass spoiler on it?