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Buttfor Whom The Bell Tolls (Patreon)

Published:
2023-02-02 02:09:53
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2026-06

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I was laughing the entire time I drew this

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ValdVin

When this posts I predict some Patreon signups by readers wondering if they missed how Faye knows that about Bubbles.

Mad Marie

Bubbles would have been even deadlier if equipped with a cloacaing device.

Mad Marie

I like how they are having this conversation while Bubs is next to a box of “Misc Robot Parts”. One also might be curious whether she has an appendix and wisdom teeth.

atomicBlaze21

Jeph's Butts Disease is flaring up again!

atomicBlaze21

At first I was like "how does Faye know that," and then I realized it was obvious.

Mad Marie

Interesting wavelength in the webcomic world today. https://xkcd.com/2732 references a specialized organ in birds’ cloacas.

Mad Marie

The key is that he is described as one who “can”, not one who “does”. Now “Ass Bazooka Checkhov” on the other hand…

Mad Marie

Faye: ass not buttfor whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee. ;-o

Mad Marie

alt pun: “Ass not for whom the butt-hole-is; the hole’s for thee.”

rhekke

I pity the poor tech who has to field that question.

ValdVin

Obviously while they were in the shower togeth-- Wait. I can figure this out...

Michael Boettger

Question: What lurks in the bottomdrawer of Faye's dresser?

Matt Grayson

There are things Man was not meant to know. Most of them are about Bubbles’ anatomy.

Somebody Else

She is meant to be in a unit of human soldiers. Having an acute sense of smell but no ability to fart would put her at a tactical disadvantage.

AJ Sharma

Do robots dream of electric butts?

Todd Ellner

After a night of hot girl-robot sex it will absolutely be cloaching

Miyaa

I bet it’s classified.

Zak Reichle

The Magic School-Bubbles show 🌈

Michael Voorhis

The memories deleted by corpse-witch are stored in backup media, in there.

giacu

For whom the butt tolls

Thisguy

Human standard number Of holes. Aesthetic purposes. Doesn’t mean a designer didn’t put at least one function there…. She’s a combat robot, so maybe it doubles as a grenade launcher?

Sean Kinlin

This question calls for deep anal-ysis.

Sean Kinlin

I was thinking extra ammo storage.

Dan Curtis

that image is in my head now

Ethan Searls

I’m assuming you meant “aesthetic”. I would think human standard holes would lead to frivolity and less discipline, if anything

Rich Holmes

Everyone's all BUTTS LOL and I'm wait why is the misc robot parts box so small? You'd think in a shop like that they'd have big boxes full of misc robot parts. Unless one of the partners is so detail oriented they've managed to systematically categorize and box and label 99.7% of all their parts and these are the 0.3% they haven't categorized yet. Hm, wonder which partner that would be. <- sarcasm

Dan

I work in industrial maintenance, we have...several boxes, cabinets, drawers, and containers of miscellaneous machine parts, I'd imagine this is just a smaller one

Rich Holmes

Of course, in the other extreme, it could be ALL their parts are in boxes labeled "misc robot parts". But I just think it makes sense Bubs has organized their storage to minimize the amount of misc, and is on track to get the misc parts quantity down to an amount small enough to fit in her... okay, down to a very small amount, leave it at that.

will davison

Do AIs get access to their own schematics, or is that info always proprietary?

atomicBlaze21

We know that Roko had a manual that was stored as a file that came with her body, but hers was consumer-grade.

Tannerbot

Not the existential question I thought I'd be asking, but it is the one I've got.

Czarzhan

There's no good way to ask this, but what is the level of tactile sensitivity for that area of Bubbles's body? I mean, she has been shown to be able to interact sexually with Faye. Aaaaand I'm just going to stop there

BobC

Butts, butts, butts, butts, butts, butts. It's like it's a disease or something.

Absentia

Ah yes, the age old literature trope. "Checkhov's ass bazooka."

Absentia

If mean, if Bubs' manual was anything like the C5 manuals I read while in the air force, then they might not be able to even understand what it says. Those things seemed purposefully complicated.

Fart Captor

Fucking LMAO But also GOD DAMN that sweatshirt looks so damn good on Bubbles. I just wanna bury my face in her chest 🥺

alphanor

Maybe it's a portal to another dimension, butt probably not.

DonnieRamesJio

I remember when Martin had his future read a while back, all they saw was "butts" this could be a tangental effect of that reading.

William Cole

Don't go looking unless you know how to disarm the traps!

William Cole

See, THIS is what you need an orifice management utility for!

William Cole

"Morphology…longevity…incep dates…"

FuzzyDragon Cosplay

I would think it’s for the same reason they had to clean up after pintsize after he ate the chocolate cake.

Leak

Where else could she hide the watch of a fellow soldier that she promised to bring home, in case they ever got captured by the enemy? Compartmentalized information about a top secret storage compartment...

Bagge

I can't think of any other reason

Fart Captor

I love the ponytail on her so much 😭

kupo

Well, traditional wisdom would dictate it's part of a venting or heat sink system. Military applications could include covert storage or a covert tactical delivery system. However realistically and historically speaking, all signs likely simply point to BUTTS.... BUTTS. BUTTS BUTTS BUTTTTTTTTTS. *ERROR: FILE REDACTED*

Lasphy

Wherefore art thou, Butthole

Thisguy

@Ethan. I did. I often just type as many letters I can remember and hope the correct word comes up automatically.

Amazing Stace

I hope this turns into a year long conspiracy arc.

Salodni Ikkis

Maybe it's a gun to fire on pursing enemies

Stephen Wells

No email notification today, weirdly, not even in the spam trap. I think my email is trying to protect me from whatever this is :)

Stephen Wells

Faye, your girlfriend needs you to conduct an in-depth investigation of her mysterious butthole. Take as long as you need and use plenty of lube.

Stephen Wells

"May, please come round and bring the extra lube. Faye is stuck."

Stephen Wells

Next week should really just be Faye and Bubbles exploring this question. Edited to add: because this weekend is just going to be us THINKING about this question.

Peabody

Military chassis means the Dept. of Defense has some say in design... "Where do we hide the activation switch to the COBED (Covert On-board Explosive Device)?

Fawn Dasher

Mine doubles as a grenade launcher. It's hard on my plumbing.

David Paul

If it is connected to some sort of fuel tank, it could be either a flamethrower (insert "Taco Bell" joke here) or some sort of propulsion system.

Fawn Dasher

She never asked the designers. So she knew she had it while the program was up and running. She could have just accessed her blueprints and build spec before the program was shut down. The fact she didn't probably means they were classified, which leads us to a far more disturbing question. WHY IS BUBBLES BUTTHOLE CLASSIFIED?!?!?!?!

Matt Pedone

USB port? (Universally Sexy Butt)

legobil

Can’t wait to see what they discover. That surely sounds like Questionable Content.

legobil

Well, don’t forget that Bubbles memory is tampered with. Maybe the function is so amazing, Corpse Witch had to hide it!

Sean Kinlin

Highly contagious. Spread through memetic contact.

jimbo

obviously, ask Pintsize!

Mad Marie

You misspelled “posterior”.

Dennis Turgeon

I hope jeph gets better soon, this has been a very serious week for his butts disease.

legobil

The designer has shares in whatever company is making robot bides and will get rich soon. Capitalism ftw.

legobil

A Universal Sexy Butt adapter.

Bagge

Is this one of those "Faye no - Faye YES" situations?

Tom Carlson

This may be my single favorite strip now.

Lucas Werkmeister

I can't believe nobody's said it yet... *clears throat* I don't get the title. What's a buttfor?

Leslie

I wonder what's inside your butthole / maybe it is astronauts / maybe it is aliens / all inside your butthooolleee

Jason Alavaliant

For pooping silly. :) (Pretty sure it's a reference to southpark the movie - they had a character ask another person for a 'buttfor' and that character confused asked 'What's a buttfor?' to which the first character responds 'For pooping silly')

Mad Marie

We have never sent live humans to explore Uranus, but we have sent plenty of probes there.

Sean Wheeler

Just an fyi, didn’t get a patreon email notifying me of this post like I usually do. Checked spam and everywhere else, there just wasn’t one.

Carpe Nox

I feel a quest incoming! To the castle of the Buttlords!

Nikki

Yeah, me neither. I only got a notification on my app about 18 minutes ago so I think things at Patreon are a little backed up. Hopefully they're getting that stuff sorted out.

Bozo The Hunk

The russian book with the scientific diagram of "The correct method of self examination of the anus"

Noah Senzel

This reminds me of my favorite kid joke. "Did someone shoot you in the butt?" "Uh, no??" "Then why is there a hole there?" 😎

NinjaZaku

There's so many things i could say here and all of them are vulgar

GZR

Are we going to see a return of the top secret chassis lazer pintsize had back in the day?

OldGoat

So the Army and Marine Corps can apply the Big Green Weenie (it also comes in blue for the AF, Navy, and CG). Veterans will remember it well.

OldGoat

And does it need batteries or is it USB chargable?

Danielle Church

Thank you Lucas! I was about to make the same comment 😂 classic

jaelte

Between the cheeks.

jaelte

I've never been so glad that commenters can't attach photos.

TheCaptainTrout

I thought it was Steve's future Hannalore read?

OldGoat

Cruel shit that she is, Corpse Witch just didn't want Bubbles to remember how much she enjoyed having it.

Finvaara

It's a military chassis, so my money's on "weapon compartment" or "socket for obscure connector" However it could just as easily be "If we hook the cleaning solvent hose up here, we don't need to remove the armor or the casing to clean around the myomere"

innpchan

{-nods-} Tradition.

Taylor Hamilton

Do AI orifices taste like house keys or do they have a solution to that?

Sero

Good ol' butts disease flare-up. We love to see it.

Josh Smift

I came here to say this, yay. :^ )

schmod

Pintsize knows.

fluffy

Why did the military design her to look so adorable, though?

Rob McBobson

Is it just me that only got this in their email inbox about ten minutes ago?

Ian Cull

Me too (though I read it last night direct on Patreon)

MagicSwordKing

is the butts disease back or did it never leave?

Likeablejerk

It's a leftover from her military days. It used to extrude C4 for shape charges.

Ami

What is a "Buttfor," Jaques?

Loki the Poisoner

It's so you can put more junk in the trunk, obviously.

Simon Green

Where else would a battlebot store her grenades?

Captain Button

I just got the notification email 19 minutes ago, after 22 hours.

Captain Button

Same here. Got notification 19 minutes ago.

Joseph Bonnar

Has anybody else been having problems with Patreon notification emails? I just got the email for this strip ten minues ago.

LithelyUnshod

Of course you laughed throughout this. If my punchline was Bubbles saying the word "butthole" I'd be laughing my ass off too 😆

Elsie Writes

Something something any port in a storm, no atheists in a foxhole...

Captain Button

If she didn't, when Sgt. Apone yells "Assholes and elbows, people!" she wouldn't be sure it included her.

ValdVin

Who says Faye wants to be unstuck?

Joseph Bonnar

So I have seen. Nice knowing it wasn't all me.

Halloween Jack

A sufficiently small robot could find out if it went anywhere. Bonus: that's probably someone's fetish.

Frank Wales

Stored in the biscuit hole, of course

Frank Wales

I feel like this is a trick question, because _of course_ the (U)niversal (S)exy (B)utt adapter is a USB-powered device

Frank Wales

Me too, about 30 minutes ago, in a slow flurry of other Patreon updates at 10-15 minute intervals.

awgiedawgie

If it wasn't before, it is now.

awgiedawgie

It's incurable. It can't leave.

Will Weaver

It went out super late for some reason

Livy N

I can't help but think you may have instantly validated some kinks with this one 🤣

Solomon Garland

Honestly if Faye hasn't figured out some uses for it by now then it probably doesn't have any

Sleepy John

Emergency lip gloss stash?

Justin Seifert

There is better question, what kind of sensory emulation comes with that butt hole?

Darnel D Cooper

Man,..... This is so hard to refrain from somewhat obscene thoughts let alone comments. I honestly started then deleted more than one post before settling on this.

Karvil

Aye. Wondered why I'd gotten an email for something from yesterday, then remembered it was Thursday to boot.

Derrik Pates

Same, appears to have happened to a bunch of people.

Tudza

The box should say "Misc Robot Farts"

allanfranta

Why do I have a spleen? Or an appendix? Spleen is funnier, somehow.

Afunnythinghappedtome

Support point during full-body diagnostics? ...The image in my head is the dolls from Willy Wonka. ("Willy Wonka, Willy Wonka, the amazing chocolatier...")

Afunnythinghappedtome

Hidden 3d scanner? ...along the lines of 'The Amazing Crisco' from Bob&Tom Show

Jere

its where the hidden memory is of all the things that she has forgotten

Afunnythinghappedtome

It's where her Log is. Where all events, errors, debug messages get stored

Ursus Ridens

Or just Robofart® propulsion port? (But Orion Drive is better.)

Bill Marcum

"Found the bullet hole. ... Sorry, my mistake. " Dick Charleston (David Niven) in "Murder By Death".

JD

maybe it's her G spot, Faye should stick a finger in there for science

Nancie

Emergency overflow vent.

darklion

Meat storage

Blake Manor

fay very much has stuck something in there, probably more than a finger

JD

We can only hope

J.

Your butthole can be for storage if you want it to be.

SpookyPenguin

I'm just going to go with pressure equalization valve. Gotta have one somewhere, why not there.

Lightsabr2

Bubbles, smugly, "It has pockets"

George Wirth

We were all laughing while reading it Jeph. Trust us.

David Howe

It's for the fart app. How could you have a fart app without having a source of sound in the appropriate place?

David Howe

Required outlet if the Bubbles in Bubbles are from Frobscottle?

Nathaniel Tagg

The reasons humans and robots stick things up their butts vary slightly, but “does it fit” seems a common element

Mad Marie

the spleen is bloody important.

allanfranta

good one. What's the appendix for? storage?

NoiseTheorem

Obviously, because the designer was a demented butt freak.

Comics Ladybird

It’s a thermal exhaust port. Obviously.

Leak

When my roommate comes into the room looking for his car keys <i>I don't say it yet</i> And when he gets me off the couch to check underneath the couch cushions <i>I don't say it yet, no</i> And then when he says out loud "I wonder where my car keys are" <i>I still don't say it (I still don't say it yet)</i> But then he asks me "Do you know where my car keys are?" I look at him in his face, and I say <b>"Have you checked your butthole?"</b> <i>Ski-dap, ba-dap, butthole</i> -- Tom Cardy, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q

MisterVimes

The gradual shift from embarrassment to puzzlement is *chef's kiss*

MisterVimes

Maybe that should've been em-bare-ass-ment. I'll see myself out.

Martin Rdz

That’s where they put her on/off button

Hugh Eckert

Whatever Faye needs when she's bottoming, I suppose...

Mad Marie

*in-bare-ass-ment

Mirage

"Wherefore" means "why" =)

Mirage

¿Por qué no los dos?

YsabetJustYsabet

Any time you even *consider* using your butthole for storage, it leads to ED visits, photos for the hospital "Bulletin Board Of Shame" (most EDs have one somewhere) and possible drug-sniffing dogs. DO NOT ATTEMPT.

OldGoat

That's Claire's anatomy. Bubbles' anatomy is fair game.

Cole Blackblood

They heard about androids wanting to be "human standard" and figured "Why stop before the butthole?"

Joe

what's a 'buttfor'??

Joe

isn't that what the neck seam does??

SpookyPenguin

you always need a backup, plus pressure needs to flow *through*

Mel

Butts Disease, my love

legobil

It runs the p.h.a.r.t app. Pressure harmonization and regulating temperature.

Leak

As opposed to being a regular human's dermal exhaust port?

David Paul

While Bubbles may uphold some restraint, she would likely instruct Faye on how to (hypothetically) crush someone into a cube if she heard you say that.

David Paul

It was Steve, but my archive-fu is not good enough to find it.

Leak

Ass-ified, even.

Miyaa

You clearly spent way too much time putting the words into that acronym.

Leak

Quoting the Patreon status page https://status.patreon.com/ : <blockquote> Feb 2, 2023 Missing new post notification emails Resolved - We have resolved the issue with the post notification emails and have sent the missing emails. We apologize for the inconvenience. Feb 2, 17:37 PST Monitoring - We have identified an issue where some patrons were not receiving post notification emails. We have implemented a fix and are in the process of sending the affected post emails. Feb 2, 13:55 PST Delay in email delivery Resolved - We have resolved the issue with email delivery delays. We apologize for the inconvenience. Feb 2, 17:35 PST Identified - We have identified an issue with email delivery delays and are working on resolving it. We do not currently have an estimate for this fix, but updates will be shared here. Feb 2, 14:56 PST </blockquote>

Stephen Wells

Next strip: a customer walks in to find Faye wrist-deep in Bubbles. Customer breathes a sigh of relief. "Oh, thank goodness, I was worried this was going to be embarrassing".

Michael Keogh

Granola bar stash or spare batteries?

Eric Lusby

Batman has a utility belt. Bubbles has a utility butt!

Rich Holmes

Oh no Bubbles may have to make an emergency trip to the robot repair sho... to the... uh... oh god, WHO SHAVES THE BARBER?

Michael Keogh

Buttholes and bubbles…maybe another reason for her nickname?

Remco

Her chassis is a military model. So maybe that is where the grenade/rocket-launcher is supposed to be installed.

Michael Keogh

Nerve gas port - sans coulottes of course.

YsabetJustYsabet

Repair? or foreplay? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW.

Krystal Kush

Her SiIM card with all her military memories will be in there.

KingAtticus

That’ll be one interesting thing to look up on the internet and the designers just never give a consistent answer

Amanda L

Don't worry, Bubbles, plenty of humans use theirs for storage too!

Russell or Russ

As a librarian, I can assure you that random questions make the best searches.

Gabriel Nichols

I asked ChatGPT "As an AI language model, I don't have personal beliefs or opinions, but I can provide some information on the topic. Robots are designed to perform various functions and tasks, and their design can vary based on their intended purpose. Some robots, particularly those designed for human-like interactions or for use in healthcare, may be designed with anatomically correct features, including a butthole, to make them more realistic and human-like. Additionally, in some industries, robots are used for testing products or materials, and having a butthole could be necessary to simulate certain scenarios, such as testing the effectiveness of medical equipment for collecting stool samples or testing the durability of disposable diapers. It's also possible that a butthole could be included in a robot's design for purely aesthetic or artistic reasons, although this is less common. Overall, the inclusion of a butthole on a robot's design is largely dependent on the intended function and purpose of the robot, as well as the preferences of the designer or manufacturer."

Tim Keating

Everything ChatGPT shits out is like a freshman answer to an essay question -- technically correct but devoid of any personality or genuine insight.