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Speaking Each Other's Language (Patreon)

Published:
2023-02-26 02:10:19
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2026-06

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Kevin v

Wonder who he conned the shirt from

el_zilcho

Don’t he mean “sans Martene”?

Andrew

The First Law of Robuttics: “Some AIs shall have buttholes. No, we won’t explain why”.

Andrew

The second worst Grandma.

Captain Button

Hopefully, Claire and Marten will escape the latest Northhampton outbreak of Butt's Disease.

atomicBlaze21

You know, I really like this new dynamic between Faye and Pintsize. Able to have serious conversation, but also able to joke around with each other a little.

BobC

Word Play is the Best Play! It supersedes all other concerns, at least momentarily.

Yelling Bird

You can't spell subtext without buttsex.

Yelling Bird

They shouldn't have to explain it. seems pretty obvious to me.

Ben French

On the one hand I can appreciate Pintsize actually trying to have a civilized conversation with Faye. On the other hand, heh "in depth".

Mathe

Sometimes I forget that he has a new chassis

Brad Kirkwood

good lord, could it be? Personal growth from Pintsize?

Miyaa

At least they didn’t talk about potato catapults.

awgiedawgie

We've seen it before. Don't ask me when, cuz I can't even remember the last time we saw him *at all*. I mean, it's always a surprise, but he has said some pretty meaningful things over the years.

KSib

Wait, that wasn't supposed to work.

Miyaa

I’m pretty sure Marten has always been Patient 0 when it comes to Butt’s disease.

awgiedawgie

Oh, I'm sure someone will fill them in when they get back.

Miyaa

@awgiedawgie • Pretty sure it involved not being able to say breasts around Willow because of his new chassis. Topanga or something like that.

Elf Sternberg

I seem to recall that Claire, who knows all about how weird it is to find yourself via a new body, gave him a what for about personal growth.

Duncan

We'd certainly notice personal growth in those tight red things of his

Elf Sternberg

Speaking of people with new bodies, have Roko and the new Pintsize been in the same room?

J.R. Murdock

That conversation flowed well.

Jon

Holup.

Finvaara

This is the most vulnerable I've seen pintsize appear to be in quite some time. It's really interesting

Joseph Bonnar

Agreed. I don't know what the new humanoid chasse he got did to him, but since he got it he's been a lot more vulnerable and open. AND I HATE IT! I want my REAL GOBLIN back!

onecontinuoussigh

Yes for a min I thought "Who tf is that" and then remembered 😂

Carl Fink

Pintsize has always been weird. Also, he literally saved the human cast's life back when the Vespa Avenger (and the Vespa) tried to kill them. He also gave Faye that fistful of cash when she was skint that one time.

Miyaa

I was wondering the same about May & Pintsize?

Sean Kinlin

"Some AIs shall have buttholes, unless having one would cause harm to a human."

Sean Kinlin

@awgiedawgie: I see what you did there.

rhekke

Not to mention Pintsize was also the one who referred Faye to the underground robot fighting job and Bubbles.

Sean Kinlin

Pintsize saying "Hey hey!" makes me think of Brun telling a joke.

Andrew

Patient “o”. Nice.

ValdVin

I think he's immune, but certainly a carrier. "Typhoid Mary", meet "Buttsphoid Marten".

Minzoku Bokumetsu

might be an accent thing, I read "Martene" as maybe not how it sounds

Darnel D Cooper

Wasn't there a convo from years ago explaining that most of his behavior is an act?

Adam

Yeah, like 5 feet of it!

Absentia

Still surprising when he drops the act. Also, let's be real, there was about a 70% chance he was lying.

Absentia

I mean, I wouldn't put it past him to buy it. And i wouldn't put it past Northampton to have a shop thst sold it to him.

William Cole

I'm trying really hard not to think about what would violate that law.

Sleepy John

That must have been deep.

William Cole

There's a new goblin in town, and her name is Elizabeth!

Bagge

D'awwww. Friends

Joseph Bonnar

Pintsize + Elizabeth? Hrm. Sizzel? MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Chris Olstrom

@Miyaa: I believe the word was “tijubas”.

Mad Marie

Maybe he’s using a more French-ish form of the name, like saying “Sans Jean” to mean “Without John”

Mad Marie

@William: Pintsize might violate that law?

Mad Marie

What’s Law Number Two?

Mad Marie

Pintsize is patient number two.

Mad Marie

You can’t issue a proper “rebuttal” without either a “real butt” or “tart lube”.

Mad Marie

They must be getting lax.

Mad Marie

This conversation speaks volumes about how the whole Canada thing has allowed Pintsize to grow just a little. We should start calling him half-litre.

legobil

Number two? I dunno, but surely it involves fecal matter somehow.

legobil

Yeah, Faye has gotta learn to let him in, if only a little more.

Pejo

That "come to Jesus" conversation with Claire was no more than 2 months ago. I am not taking questions at this time.

Pejo

butts lol

legobil

Gonna miss those growth moments between Claire and Pintsize :(

Leak

"Well, in Northhampton they say – that Pintsize's butthole grew three sizes that day..."

Dean Reilly

Robo-twink Pintsize is delightful.

Gillian Brown

Hehehe Pintsize's face in the fifth panel.

Leak

Well, duh - secondary exhaust port.

Leak

@William Cole: different town, different goblin...

Jon

I like it when the Universe remembers Pintsize is actually good at his job.

kupo

🤯👉👌

Sean Kinlin

He coulda been a container.

MercuryBuddha

Anthropic Pintsize is amazeballs and I demand shenannigan comics about his newest adventures! (pretty please?)

M. R.

Anyone else forget that pintsize had a new body?

David Durant

If I remember correctly, unlike other anthroPCs like Momo, Pintsize wasn't paired with Martin in the usual way. I _think_ Martin found him in a dumpster (how he got there is a whole other story that's never been revealed). So, for him it's never been a job - just a friendship.

Travis Young

Martin is scared of spiders. The chassis that the interviewer was in is a spider chassis, so it threw off the whole vibe and he didn't get paired with the robo whale friend.

Leak

I always assumed QC was a multi-cam comedy where actors were filmed each day in front of a live studio audience, except on weekends...

Michael Chui (Duiker)

Was trying to figure out whether or not that was Winslow, at first.

MiqoRems

No, they were paired up- it's just that the robot that uses sensors to measure them at the office scared the crap out of him, so the readings were off and he shouldn't have been "assigned" to Marten. Pure look that it wound up working so well for them. As for friend rather than job- yeah, companion AI is a 'job', but the job is to BE a friend- if they don't end up true friends, then they don't stick around, y'know?

CaseyAEC

Good old pintsize, still doing the good work.

Joseph Bonnar

Yes. As with Michael, I thought it was Winslow at first.

Benny Vimes

Yep, took me a long moment to remember that is him

Mad Marie

Whatever you do, don’t call him “Imperial-Pint-size”.

Comics Ladybird

Martine cherche du café à Cubeville. (Unfortunately, I could not locate a non-broken cover generator at the moment)

Leak

YELLING BIRD used ANAGRAM. It was super effective!

Captain Button

Now you've got me thinking of "Crest of the Stars" an anime/manga/novel about Jinto, from Planet Martine (Marr-teen).

Daryl Sawyer

Is this a major art shift, or did Faye just skip a few haircuts? She looks good.

David

Does anyone else do this thing of before you click to get the day's comic, predict whether it's going to be a change of scene from the previous few? I did, and I was right today. I take my victories where I find them.

Diptych

She's one of the many characters who grew their hair out in the last time skip! I think we first saw her new 'do in #4890. Same comic we first saw her new shoulders, which had lot of commenters very distracted.

Ursus Ridens

Yes, she looks good, and I'm wondering whether this is the Faye that Jeph has been visualizing since, oh, say, the first time that Dora called her fat (circa comic 109, if not earlier).

Clifton Royston

I miss Brun, and Millefuille, and Brun and Millefuille.

Hugh Eckert

Yeah, it seems like something that would end up in a thrift shop. Never been to Northampton, but it seems like a place that would have many thrift shops...

Hugh Eckert

OTOH, Pintsize has to give her slack for all the time she spent dealing with him being a performative chaos goblin...