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Carbon-Based Sex Life (Patreon)

Published:
2023-03-01 02:00:29
Imported:
2026-06

Content

they have facets, you see

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Wynn Donivan

Shine bright like a diamond O

ValdVin

I consider him now less weird, little, and perverted than in his previous chassis. (Of course who knows what he's been doing off-panel?)

Teacup

I want his Tshirt.

Michael Boettger

I'm going to Google that later, but for now, I'll take Pintsize's word for it.

Pope Discordius

I always knew that he was a diamond In the rough

Tannerbot

I may need a patreon comic showing the devastation from his attempt.

Yelling Bird

Wait, so if you had diamonds in your ass would you then be fucking diamonds? Asking for a friend...

Miyaa

Also the first pun made by geology professor to their freshmen.

Sean Kinlin

More like wackin' sidekick, amirite?

Miyaa

Pintsize used to have a laser so he speaks from experience.

Pejo

Grateful for Pintsize's new body which can better express the array of emotions he's feeling in the last panel

Sean Kinlin

"Oo, baby, you're so cut!"

BobC

I don't care what he says. I'm still terrified that he has opposable thumbs.

Chris Heg

Don't be a hardass.

Captain Button

Puts "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds" in a new context...

Greg R.

Apparently Pintsize has spent time in facet company.

David Blood

Nope, diamonds would fucking you.

Andrew

Bubbles wandered off once she saw the conversation wasn’t going back to her butt.

panpolypuff

The joke may be a hard sell, but it’s a gem nonetheless.

Scott Hilton

Mohs face. How dare you be this clever. 🤣

MikeT

This is (one of) the reason he was banned from Canadia

Finvaara

Much like the fleshy sort of sex, there are more obstacles to performing it correctly after De Beers.

awgiedawgie

Oh, he's definitely just as perverted. He's just less weird and little.

Drazi

Ass pennies, Yelling Bird. Not ass diamonds

awgiedawgie

Google it. They're out there.

Katrina Urmson

Pintsize is such a good companion gremlin.

Carl Fink

Is it worth mentioning that in mineralogy, diamonds are said to have "perfect cleavage"?

Sean Kinlin

Lucy in This Guy with Diamonds

ValdVin

Henceforth shall we refer this to this as the Tijuba Fulcrum?

Todd Ellner

The consortiums burn a lot of surplus diamonds. Now I want to go to South Africa, pile a bunch up, set them on fire, and video myself forging a something in a diamond fire. Maybe a meteoric iron sex toy. With runes.

David

I will admit to looking up some diamond related terminology to assist in pun-making, but anything that seemed remotely good made me blush. Asscher cut? Bearded girdle? Pear shape? Twinning wisp? Diamond experts just sound like filthy people.

Shane Wegner

"I've got a Hardness Scale for you"

Todd Ellner

Tolkien's Dwarf Poetry, especially if Colm McGuinness did it. The Clamavis de Profundi versions just aren't rhythmic enough. Or maybe Blue Diamond Mine.

Leak

Make sure to stay away from De Beers, then...

Leak

Your ass probably won't cut it, but the diamonds surely would...

Mad Marie

Bubbles doesn’t need stilettos; she has diamonds on the soles of her shoes.

SpookyPenguin (edited)

Comment edits

2026-09-07 23:00 Diamonds aren't just an AI's best friends, they're forever <3
2023-03-01 07:41 Diamonds aren't just an AI's best friends, they're forever <3

Diamonds aren't just an AI's best friends, they're forever <3

Aquarion

Diamond fucking is a facetnating topic

wargrunt42

Come on down to Shane Co's Diamond Fucking Emporium today! Our experts will offer only the finest fuckable diamonds to get your rocks off! Shane Co, now you have a friend in the diamond fucking business!

NinjaZaku

How does one become a professional diamond fucker

NinjaZaku

Man fuck you i live in CO that man's voice is seared into my brain lol

Duncan

To call someone with a diamond iPhone, use facetime

Paul Johnson

Most diamondfuckers have a better time when Pearl is not nearby.

Sarah Manx

I see what you did there. 😁

William Cole

Usually, you have to go to school and get your MD (Master of Diamondfucking).

Miyaa

GDI Wargrunt! • @Dylan T ➤ Shane Co is in a lot of places like Northern California, Missouri, Oregon. He’s a menace.

Miyaa

@William Cole • DD aka Doctorate of Diamondfucking seems too much on the nose.

Miyaa

No GDI

Miyaa

I can imagine the orchestra teacher nodding subtly with approval at that.

Halloween Jack

Some random dude: yeah, I got a diamond-cutting boner; some random bot: oh, I don't think so

PixelThis

And then there's those of us wondering whatever happened to Brun and Millefille(?)

Mad Marie

“Millefille” = “One thousand daughters can’t be wrong”?

Mad Marie

@Miyaa: I’m imagining that from a student’s perspective, and having very different gut reactions based on the perceived gender of the teacher.

Mad Marie

If you experience a diamond lasting more than four hours, please seek professional medical assistance.

Sleepy John

Pintsize is only into diamondfking because diamonds have great cleavages.

Aquarion

You're right. It's generally mohs problems than it's worth.

Eric Pike

i genuinely hate how funny that comment was