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The First And Last One (Patreon)

Published:
2023-03-15 01:03:43
Imported:
2026-06

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at least put on some pants

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Andrea Andrew

Moray’s an exhibitionist! I love it.

Sean Kinlin

Bubbles is, admittedly, very easy to lean on.

Nilbog Nerw

Ah yes, the Pooh bear wardrobe chic

Likeablejerk

I sorta thought Moray might dress up by coloring her fluid like a lava lamp

Bill Silvia

Pretty sure a wet t-shirt contest at a company party would lead to some HR complaints.

Sean Kinlin

Would Moray be able to cheat in that contest by leaking on her shirt?

ValdVin

Does Moray entering the competition in an already-wet t-shirt give her an advantage or disadvantage?

Leak

Is this going to be a reverse wet T-shirt contest where the bystanders all get drenched?

Paul Zagieboylo

But Moray IS the Sentient Resources department. And as previously mentioned, she's basically terrible at her job. So who would they complain to?

MikeT

I mean, as a wet tshirt contest, Moray is kind of cheating there - think of how wet she could make it!

Bill Silvia

Claire was so much taller then.

ValdVin

(sudo "Make a metric-conversion joke here.")

Captain Button

Speaking of height, I wonder if Moray suffers from tides?

Captain Button

Yes, but people get all noisy and agitated if you try and let any of it out.

Sean Kinlin

I thought we were dust in the wind.

Lionheart

Also, we mustn't forget that water isn't wet

Alacrity Fitzhugh

Oh, I dunno - she seems wonderfully squishy. In a good way. (I wanted to say "wonderfully pneumatic", but I don't know if anyone would get that reference any more.)

littlebubulle

Martin is going to get headbutted in the crotch amd puked on again isn't he?

Dream Pirate Burger Bubbleguts

@Bill Silvia Nah, the top of her head has always come up to about Marten's eye level. The proportions were just different back then (everyone had longer faces, etc)

Diptych

Liz is right - that top emphasises Moray's nakidity.

Photon

She may have a hydrophobic surface

Alan Wiggs

Moray-The-Pooh is here to get rekt

Creeperkry

Welcome to "Emphasized Naked Robot Ladies Week" here at QC.

Inahc

Congratulations, Marten, you've adopted an entire town of children ;)

Thisguy

Martens really maturing if that’s he standard for a good party.

Solomon Garland

At this point I think he's just long-suffering

Tom wilson

It's like Jeph is trying to push all my buttons.

Michael Boettger

But remember; these panels are of Claire, solo. Harder to judge.

Bill Silvia

Yeah I was commenting on face shape more than anything else. Which could have been attributed to HRT if it were just her (which I'd have to look around to compare).

Doug DeJulio

Aside: nice job with the crossed fingers there.

Todd Ellner

She should go with the swan

Todd Ellner

An ancient king in what is now, I believe, part of Nigeria forbade the general wearing of clothes because concealing the body made it shameful and enticing which led to lechery and immorality. He wasn't wrong.

KiTA

Wait, wait. So Moray CAN wear clothes (but doesn't), and everyone DOES recognize she's naked (but no one cares?) And the first bit of clothing we see her in is basically a shirt declaring she's an exhibitionist? Girl's got layers. (She just doesn't wear any.)

KiTA

Forget buttons, it's a full on bingo card over here at this point. ;)

KiTA

I just realized they don't need a bouncy castle if they have a Moray around. Which could go very very badly (or very very rightly).

KiTA

Dust in the wind? I was specifically told we're stardust.

Fart Captor

Gremlizabeth is correct but she's failing to understand that "looking more naked" is PERFECT for party outfit 😤

Fart Captor

A headbutt from Moray would probably be really soft, but I wouldn't wanna be anywhere nearby if it turns out she can barf

will davison

Looks like we know what the next thirsty patreon exclusive will be.

William Cole

I dunno. She looks pretty homogeneous in there. But maybe she separates if she sits out too long.

OldGoat

What's the point of a wet t-shirt contest if there are no nipples?

Fart Captor

Some of us appreciate the ENTIRE boob 😤

OldGoat

#2397 panel one is the best. Nice cut and that green goes very well with her red hair. The blue one she settled on was good, but the green one would have been excellent.

Fart Captor

Sean. Sean, I… The contestants in a wet t-shirt contest aren't competing to see how wet they can get their shirts Though maybe she could use a bunch of belts to squish more slime into her boobs… Not sure the judges would complain tho 🤔

KiTA

ARE there no nipples? I kinda thought Jeph just doesn't draw any details of her anatomy since she's monochrome and thus they'd be hard to see. Like, if her nipples / areola are the same color as everything else (and shifts color like a lava lamp) then it'd be hard to tell. ("Girl One" from the excellent series Top Ten by Alan Moore does something similar.) Or maybe it's like flexing a muscle? If she tries she can go "100% humanform" but why bother when 90% is good enough for government work?

Brooks Moses

Is the t-shirt already wet? Springing a leak sort of implies that the water inside her is normally contained, even if she can shape-morph a lot.

Brooks Moses

Also, though, is it a company party or a block party? Because normally a block party is an entirely different thing than a company party.

Brooks Moses

Probably only if they use Moray as a bouncy castle.

Brooks Moses

Moray might be like a sea cucumber in that respect, yeah. That would not be pleasant to be near.

Brooks Moses

Nah, humans are about 60% water on average, ranging from 45-75% depending on things like fat content, according to the USGS.

Stephen Wells

When Moray doesn't wear any clothes she's just a robot and therefore not lewd but the moment she dons any clothing at all she becomes lewd. Not complaining! :)

KiTA

Wait, separates? Is THAT why she jumps up and down? To make sure her goo stirs?

Stephen Wells

Betting pool needed on whether this party leads to: Moray gets laid; Liz gets laid; both; Claire directs the most organised and efficient orgy in history; or everybody sips tea and discusses Proust :)

Captain Button

Another part is that if he draws nipples he'll get in trouble on the main site because that makes it porn or something.

Clifton Royston

Some of the most emotionally intense moments in the comic. One of my trans friends once described the "You're beautiful" in that last panel of #2891 as being like a spearpoint, hitting as hard as it does because of the weight behind it - the history of Claire's insecurity, and her and Marten's uncertainty about their relationship before this point, and her vulnerability in that scene.

Clifton Royston

I still remember well the company Christmas party at one former employer, where one of our more fun-loving staff got completely drunk, made inappropriately affectionate comments to various people, got a little bit handsy, and finally lost her balance and fell over into someone's lap. She was the HR Manager. So yeah, a bit tricky who to complain to in that situation. (I don't think anybody complained - she had no bad intentions, and if I'm remembering right she realized at that point that she had a drinking problem.)

OldGoat

Let's not get into whether or not a circumcised boob is a whole boob.

legobil

There are similarities between Donald duck and Moray all of a sudden.

KiTA

Man, two coworkers sleeping with the new librarian and her boyfriend would certainly be a way to start a new arc with a ... bang.

Stephen Wells

"Excellent biscuits 10/10 very evocative, would dunk again" - winning entry in 1st Annual Cubetown Summarizing Proust Contest :) Weirdly, Moray also has the T-shirt for this.

Stephen Wells

@clifton one of those moments, like "Faye, will you help me take off my armour?" which strikes deep because Jeph has spent so much time and skill getting us to care about these characters. ... also all of these characters are so adorable :)

enchantedsleeper

"There'll be plenty of time for her to acclimate to the idea" What's the betting Cubetown try to get Claire to start the next day?

Yelling Bird

If you're ever naked and want to feel more naked, just put shoes on.

Sean Kinlin

I did realize later that, yeah, that's not what one is judged on in such a contest. Though I am fascinated now by the idea of trying to quantify wetness as a measure of winning. [insert some sort of "how wet can you get?" joke here]

Todd Ellner

She has a magnetic chair and a stir bar to stay homogeneous

Mark

Sadly QC isn't quite the kind of comic where she might do that off-panel and have other characters comment about how hard it would be to draw!

Mark

Heaven knows they need her.

KiTA

Shoes + nudity does look *intentional* which amplifies it a lot, yeah. Bonus if it's sneakers. Dunno why.

Marc Ducharme

I think they think she's already started. And given that she's already shut down the Director before they even got a chance to sack Moray, they may have a point.

KiTA

It's now my headcanon that Moray collects random weird t-shirts. Mind you she doesn't wear them, but her closet is packed with them. No pants, tho. Why would she need those? They don't have weird slogans!

enchantedsleeper

She talked Moray out of resigning - that's not really the same thing?

enchantedsleeper

I don't know, I used to own a pair that said "No Fear" on the butt.

Stephen Wells

Now imagine Moray borrowing sleepwear from Beepatrice. Oh no now I ship it.

Ruth Merriam

Liz is going to get a lot of adult information that she didn't know existed. So much head explody coming her way. Party time!

Mad Marie

Clown shoes with knee socks.

Czarzhan

By the way, Jeph, I sent the invite to be a guest on Creators Corner last Wednesday. Just waiting for a response.

Mad Marie

I would totally judge a wet t-shirt contest that ranked based on wetness. Sounds refreshing!

Mad Marie

I dated a Nigerian prince once over email.

Mad Marie

@FC: With Moray, we can appreciate the inside of the boob as well!

David Durant

Reminds me of Ozzy from Ozzy and Millie who was often told he only looked naked if he'd previously just had pants on (he usually didn't bother, being a wolf).

David Durant

What do you think she's been reading about for the last two years while not advancing her research?

Hugh Eckert

Marten left out "headbutted in the junk". Hope that doesn't come back to haunt him.

tiny_eng

Moray is perfect and I love her.

Leak

I'm pretty sure trying to write on her with a marker (or get her a spray from Sam) is a lost cause, so textiles it is...

Michael Keogh

Does Moray have a butthole? Will we ever see her from the back? Isn't everybody 94% water?

Photon

I see what you did there.

Andrew

Can’t find the link but pretty sure some boffins at Microsoft tried to study the do you get wetter running or walking theory, by weighing their shirts after each test. I’m sure no one would complain in the scenario here if they tested in that way!

Joe

you say that as if it's a bad thing ...

Joe

I think you mean "everyone DOES recognize she's naked (but no one cares because no one should - it's just nudity - same condition into which we're all born)"

Joe

why must it be orgy OR Proust discussion?? I think we can be big tent partyers here.

Joe

do it all the time. don't really feel more naked though.

Joe

oh she's been advancing her research all right.

Joe

the ama was last week or something.

Andrew

IRL week or QC-time week?

Todd Ellner

She has two. They move randomly around her body very slowly

Mark

Humans are 55% - 75% water. Mostly water, but not that much.

Bagge

I nominate Moray

Clifton Royston

According to the FDA regulations, if you're over 80% water, you have to be labeled "Human drink product."

YsabetJustYsabet

Hm; makes me slightly uncomfortable regarding navels, but (like buttholes) everybody's got one. And now I'm wondering how many people I just caused to examine their navels? **raises hand**

Some Ed

When Moray and her boss are literally two parts of the same entity, just "temporarily" disjoint, I'm not sure how much of a distinction that is.

Am Queue

At the same time! In unison!

Am Queue

But does someone who might be interested in your nakidity think you look more naked?

Yelling Bird

If you FEEL more naked, you ARE more naked. Therefore you're more confident in your nakedness and people will notice that.

David Banes

It's weird but yeah I agree like putting one piece of clothing on makes someone feel more naked if it really is nothing else. I'm like that with thongs...like even if it's an old man I'm oddly more grossed out by the thought of an old man in a thong than being completely naked.