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All of these people and questions are 100% real and not made up by Alexis, who is NOT sitting offscreen.

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Patreon Exclusive: The Return of Advice with Darby

All of these people and questions are 100% real and not made up by Alexis, who is NOT sitting off screen.

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Rita Bxtch

Thank you so much for the advice 🥹 really gonna use these methods

Frankie X

Dear Darby, I’m having a bit of trouble lately in terms of my career. I have an incredible opportunity in front of me, but they’ve been one to two weeks late of the deadline they set for themselves in terms of reaching out to me, for all 3 rounds of interviews. I still haven’t heard if I got the job and it’s been a month and a half since the first round. What do I do? I’m trusting you to give me sound, logical career advice I can make life choices based off of. Please don’t let me down. Love, Framk

evan james

also you look so gorgeous, how can I meet you on Tinder?

Craig L

👉 “Tinder…” I DIED!

Parker Aaron

not the appearance from Darn 😂😂😂

Ben L

dearest honey baby, I am a teacher on summer break - what should I do with all my free time? What did you do with yours when you were teaching? have a blessed evening

Xingcat

Hey Darby...I have a friend who uses my washer and dryer constantly, which is fine, but they seem to be taking on their neighbors' laundry for money, which makes me feel weird about it. Any advice?

Matt H

Dear Darby, what is the best way to hide the smell of decaying flesh? My mother is anosmic so it's not urgent, but we do have family coming to visit in a few days.

Matt H

Disposing of the source of the smell is not an option

Flatbush Junction

Hi weed😶‍🌫️first time caller ………………………….….lol why am i always horny?? 😩🤦🏿‍♂️ ……….katya said on a pod that testosterone does that…🤔.…gross….we need a new word for testosterone. not gay enough.