[EX] Patreon Bonus #7 (Patreon)

Full Version for Lucid Tier = 38:08 minutes

Happy New Year!

As a member of my Patreon, you never know quite what you're going to get. That's something we like to say over here at Somnis HQ, because we don't ever know what we're going to give you! Think of me as Santa, right? But like... all of them. (Bear with me here.) Twice a week, the good Santa slides down your chimney and leaves you a high-quality ASMR audio under your indoor tree of choice. You squeal, you kick your little feet, and you run back to your bedroom to play with it.

Meanwhile, at the local mall, there's another Santa! One not quite as prepared or tuned into your holiday wishes. We'll call him Santa [EX]. Once a week, Santa [EX] reaches into his big sack and kinda just gives you the first thing he grabs. And despite how inappropriate that might sound, this week, Santa [EX] didn't get you a Ramble Fap, and he's sorry about that. But because he's so committed to offering gifts of equal or commensurate value (lest the parents rage), he's decided to give you a super-special, extra-long peek behind the curtains at Sol's ideas for streaming. Wow. Look at that, it actually IS exactly what you wanted all along!

As always, thank you very much.

I'm very tired,

SolP.S. After your listening pleasure, please find the attached .mp4 file for the full experience.