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Episode 210: Extended Intro (Patreon)

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2025-02-26 08:00:04
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Hey Haunties! Welcome to another unhinged personal hauntings segment. Do you like pirate ships and confused/angry pregnant people? We have the perfect intro for you.

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MeloMelo82

Im in literal tears at Natalia’s rant hahahahahhaha you tell them!! Mesothelioma just fucking kill me 😂😂😂😂

CorruptiveJade

Best…….intro…..ever!!!! Also I see you as chaos, positivity, and like a home. I know that last one is a bit corny.

@Fredo

“Read fucking a book” and “stay hard yall” in the same sentence needs to be said more 😂😂😂 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Amelia

This comment is so long, I'm so sorry. Honestly I think Nat's rant it still valid, if you have a personal thing about sounds, dont listen to a podcast and leave a shit review because of your own issues. I'm sorry y'all are having to make changes because of negative reviews - including how you present yourselves?! I think a lot of us love the podcast so much because you guys are just yourselves and have great natural chemistry. Sucks that some people apparently don't get that, but I know yall want (and deserve!) to be successful. So if I had to surface-level pidegonhole you , the first thing that comes to mind is Aly gives Luke Skywalker (charming, more of the straight-man) and Nat gives Han Solo (charismatic, a lil more chaotic [positive]). Obv you both are layered people with WAY more to you than that, but for marketing/branding, that's what I'd say.

Erika Arévalo

Love you girls. I was missing this part of your personalities!

Erika Arévalo

Objects -Aly: Excel sheets, mind maps, wigs. -Nat: princess dress, boots, power point presentation. I understand the need of finding a personality for branding and the influencing world but I think that yours is so natural and realistic, it makes me feel with friends.

Tegan Mills

I will say this- I haven’t subscribed to any podcast’s Patreon for as long as I have subscribed to you two ladies. Why you ask? Because y’all are REAL. You make me feel seen and heard and not as weird as I think I am at times. Your humor is one of a kind and like Aly said in the beginning, it’s your dynamic and the way that you guys bring different yet super compatible energy to the table. But let’s try this object/color/description thing: Nat -you are a pair of those oval sunglasses from the 90’s/early 2000’s that have the pointed corners and are thick plastic with bright colors and dark tint (iykyk) -You are also like a beautiful spikey colorful cactus that people are tempted to get closer to to examine it’s beauty, but will not because it may hurt -I also feel like you’re like a super shiny spur made to protect its boot, which is functional and also stylish at the same time. Aly -I see fairy wings and mushrooms galore -also see a clipboard and lots of fun activities listed on it -and I see a beautiful delightful flower that sits atop Nat’s spikey cactus (that is you)

Omar Mtz

Nat, your rant was justified. Could it be they prefer to listen to the videos that have automated voice over?🤔

Pascale

I love who you are! Each of you! And I love the two of you together! Please do not change at all.

Omar Mtz

But staying in a persona for took long doesn't it make boring? I liked that you are not always the same, it does make it feel like we are a bunch of people hudle together talking about haunted things

Bonnie Board

I love you ladies so much! I feel like I have friends bc I found this podcast, lol! I relate to both of you so much, I took it straight up personal that anyone dared to say you two are in any way unclear about who you are or what you're about. Aly, you are everyone's HR, obviously. Just bringing balance to every situation and bringing the positivity (toxic and otherwise, bless 🙏) Nat, you have probably the exact type of ADHD I do bc I feel you on everything you have to say. You are spooky bitches who are just trying to have a fun time and it really doesn't need to be more complex than that. To whoever made you doubt yourselves, fuck right back off to the Hollywood hills with your fake ass bs. These girls are real and if you come for them you're gonna catch these claws. Also, I 💯 guarantee when people express their surprise at seeing you two for the first time it was the same reaction I had. "Wow, I had no idea how gorgeous they both would be!" You're lucky enough to be funny and beautiful as well as smart and well spoken. Fuck the haters!

Jeb

Okay, I’m back as a Patron after a brief financial hiatus and thankfully I’m just in time for this rant. Nat, I’m on your side even though it’s not a phobia. 1) I don’t know what mouth noises this person is referring to 2) If anything, I want more noises. I want LGH ASMR ASAP 3) It’s a free podcast. Grow up! Reminds me a bit of an executive I worked with who said she hated to see or hear people eat, yet she continually scheduled Zoom meetings during usual lunch times. So people would feel weird about eating, and would mute and turn off cameras and say “sorry, I’m eating.” Meanwhile, this same executive was always eating on camera and talking with her mouth full. So basically she just likes to make people uncomfortable? I found it rude as hell.

sarai

my mom has the mouth noises thing and i think that was the basis for why i hate eating in front of people now because im scared im eating too loud and that they’re gonna hate me

Joaquin E

Love and live for these extended intros. I'd say y'all are a combination of reporters on the spooky weirdness of life and spitting hard facts and hot tea.

Perry Iaquinto

I’m dying at Nat’s rant! You’re 100% right 🤣 that John Crosser song is going to be in my head all day

Olivia Serra

As a pisces- it is very fun when people describe their dreams to me. Continue!!

Efrain Pesantes

At your core you both are a blend of Lara Croft and Indiana Jones. Your deep dives every episode have the quality of research made for PhD thesis, and the non-zero possibility of spontaneously going off the rails. Nat gives more go with the flow energy, like the hippies of the Woodstock years (69 not 99). I mean, it would be the most Nat thing to have a warrant out for her arrest for shrooms, allegedly. Aly gives the most Sagittarius/ Capricorn cusp energy, honest, optimistic combined with a hard working and loyal attitude. Overall it is your friendship that I most admire about the podcast.

Samantha Perez

Nat your rant is valid. People don't understand personal responsibility. I knew a girl with that andshe was so annoying. Her thing was people shaking their leg, she would put a folder to avoid people seeing it.

Chloe Zzzzzzz

Living for the video content guys!! Appreciate the extra work you do to make it happen.

Vara Markie

Yall are wonderful. And the fact that you can’t be identified and labeled means you’re just amazingly rounded crystal sphere that can’t just fit in any box. Also, I think John Crosser is a descendant of one of you time traveling and visiting you astrally and really loved a musical.

Vanessa L. (Cloud)

I think we should make John crosser into a tulpa 👀 spread him to all the dreams

Arielle G

These intros are better and better. Let loose ladies!!!!

Greg A

lmao Nat's rant rules

GathywithaG

Maybe, what about a CROSS as a symbol???

GathywithaG

They say not to look at details in dreams

Kevin Thoma

Nat needs a side podcast of just her ranting about shit that annoys her, it'd be incredible.

Kelsea K

I think you guys are exactly who you are. Nat and Aly. Don't overthink and don't let some shumcks tell you you have to have a brand. you fucking ARE the brand.

Kelsea K

also, I think Nat's rant still applies to someone with misophonia. You mean you're aware that you have this condition and you're listening to people talk into a microphone????? agreed, privileged bullshit, get over yourself, read a book.

Kelsea K
>>166113398

omg im a pisces too and also love when people describe their dreams to me!

Zoe L

Catching up on these intros, and yesss, my girlfriend of a few years chews with her mouth open! She didn't even believe it at first, until I showed her how I chew. She finds it physically difficult to chew without opening her mouth. 😂 Like her sibling couldn't bully it out of her, it's never going to change, so I try not to let it annoy me lol.

LeahR1991

Both of you guys have absolutely flawless, gorgeous hair <3