HAPPY 4/20!!! (Patreon)

CAN WE GET THIS POST TO 69 LIKES IN CELEBRATION OF 4/20???? In honor of the favorite holiday of Haunties everywhere, please enjoy this unhinged scrapped ad read from December 2022. I was up editing an episode one night in the studio and realized I still needed to record an ad read. I had a vision of putting "In the Arms of the Angels" in the background because I thought it would be hilarious, but when I listened to the edit back it was so fucking bad and distracting that we couldn't air it. I was dying cackling in the dark by myself like a haunted sewer person and needed to share it with someone, so I tweeted about it and ended up sharing the unaired ad read with around 75 haunties before I went to bed. I'll include the tweets here for context, but I hope everyone who celebrates 4/20 today just gets really stoned and listens to this ad on repeat forever because omfg...