Freak of the Week: Magnificent Frigatebird! (Patreon)

Good Monday my Garfields! I hope you're enjoying the start of a fresh, tasty week!! I want to bake bread today, but I haven't decided what kind. Can't rush these things, y'know.

Today's freak was suggested by Spricket Springs! Thank you very much!!! We haven't done a bird since the Shoebill, which is a crime, cause when it comes down to it no one gets freakier than them boids. I love sexual selection, but like, ironically. (it yields very funny results.) I'm glad it didn't happen to me, cause I'd accidentally pop my gular sac on the side of a coffee table like immediately. And then who could love me? no one, thats who.