Snail Diaries #287!! (Patreon)

More funny swan mom!!!

Mommy is NOT DUMB! She's extremely well read, educated, good at sniffing out bias and propaganda, and has always been quick to change her opinion when presented with new facts. She hates social media and fox news, basically unbrainwashable... But she'll surprise me with an insane "fact" like this every now and then, so she keeps me on my toes.
 & I also find this story funny because both my mom and aunt's fursonas are birds lololol

(Aunt Cia is a cormorant btw, that's what she specifically requested for her fursona, and her name is Cia because we could not pronounce Lisa as small children... some family lore for you)