Freak of the Week: Bony-Eared Assfish!! (Patreon)

Hello my Garfields, welcome back to Ass Month! Hope you're off to a good ass week, all things considered...

This week's freak was suggest by Icky Batty! Thanks so much~ What's in a name, you ask? Not much brain, I guess. I didn't know these guys would have the tiniest, smoothest, widdle baby brain of all. Good for them! Somewhat related, I also just learned that the gorilla has the smallest penis-to-body ratio of any animal. We truly are family... (barnacle has the biggest, if you're curious for more animal penis facts! but this is ass month, so I cannot give any more penis facts than this, sorry)